Disclaimer: I do not own American Dad or the songs or anything else but my OC.
Opening Scene
The scene starts off at Pearl Bailey High School. Zoey had just left the ladies' room.
"(Sigh) I can't believe I have this geometry test to study tomorrow. I shouldn't have taken Honors Geometry" Zoey told herself as she saw a bunch of kids gathering around a fight between two girls. Steve approaches his girlfriend.
"What's going on?" Steve asked.
"I have no idea Steve. It seems that there's a fight going on" Zoey explained as the two girls were going at it against each other.
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" all but Steve and Zoey chanted as the girls were beating each other nonstop. One of them picks up the win.
(Cheering)
"Okay, break it up already! Everyone go home! The next fight won't be until the last day of school" Principal Lewis appears as he restores order in the school.
"Principal Lewis, what are you doing here? I thought the school fired you" Zoey wondered.
"Your friend Jeff called it quits because he hates having lots of responsibilities, but now I'm back bitches! (Hoots)" Lewis exclaimed.
End of Opening Scene
Act 1
The next day, Zoey takes her geometry test and as usual, got a perfect score of 100% from late night studying. She walks to her locker to retrieve her things, but suddenly, a big tall black girl slams her.
"Move it bitch!" she screamed as Zoey is left on the floor.
Steve walks by.
"So Zoey, how did you...oh my God!" Steve panicked as he saw his girlfriend left unconscious.
Later, the scene shifts at the hospital, where Steve, Hayley, Jeff, and Zoey's parents are waiting patiently at the waiting room.
Zoey arrives, but with bandages on her head.
"Zoey, are you all right?" Steve asked as he ran to go hug her.
"Steve, I'm fine. It was a cheap shot. I'm so angry!" Zoey screamed.
"Honey, are you all right?" Mrs. Wilson asked as she and her husband hugged their daughter.
"Who is that girl?" Jeff wondered.
"Beats me Jeff, but Lewis should have not been hired" Hayley added.
"I want to fight that girl, just like how the two girls fought yesterday" Zoey said.
"What fight?" Mrs. Wilson asked.
"Oops, I shouldn't have said that. Damn it" Zoey cursed.
"Honey, I don't think fighting is such a good idea. You could be hurt again. You should always tell us if there's ever a fight or the principal...just tell us and we'll tell the school board" Mr. Wilson suggested.
"Yes sir" Zoey replied with a sad tone.
Later, Steve and Zoey are watching TV at the Smith household.
"Are you okay babe?" Steve asked in a seductive voice as he tries to kiss his girlfriend.
"I'm not in the mood" Zoey said in an upset tone.
"Okay" Steve surrendered sadly.
"I need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back" Zoey added as she stood up and walked upstairs.
(Punching)
Zoey continues to go up, wondering where the punching noise is coming from. It was...Roger disguised as Rocky Balboa for some odd reason. He was punching a punching bag with red gloves.
"Hi Roger" Zoey said quietly.
"Hi Steve's X-rated girlfriend, what do you want?" the alien asked.
"Calm down, I'm not that inappropriate. Second of all, I was wondering if you could teach me some fight moves" Zoey suggested.
"Fight moves? Well, you see little girl, boxing isn't fighting. This is fighting" Roger explains as he attacks the punching bag with a roundhouse kick. It breaks apart.
"Why on Earth are you dressed like Rocky Balboa?" Zoey wondered.
"It's laundry day" Roger explained.
Cutaway
Klaus is scrubbing and cleaning all of Roger's costumes.
"That peanut butter and jelly sandwich better be worth it" he said as he continues to clean.
Cutaway Ends
"Okay then, will you show me how to fight? There was this girl at school who beat me up for no reason and I want revenge on her" Zoey explained.
"Okay fine, just come in tomorrow evening. I know how to help you out" Roger suggested.
"If you weren't an alien, I'd hug you" Zoey said with a smile.
Later, Stan and Francine are in bed together.
(Crying)
"Grr, my granddaughter just don't know when to shut up" Stan said.
"Stan, she's only a baby. We had the same problem too when Steve and Hayley were babies" Francine added.
"Things were different Francine. I'm going to go there and demand why she won't be quiet" Stan suggested as he got out of bed, put on a blue robe, and walked to Hayley and Jeff's room, who are extremely tired. Baby Mary is crying nonstop, but Stan picks her up.
"Hi little fella" Stan cooed his granddaughter as she stopped crying and laughed.
"You're a good little girl, aren't you? Want your grandpa Stan tell you a bedtime story? Once upon a time..." Stan told his granddaughter a story.
The next day, Zoey visits Roger's attic. She has a pink t-shirt and matching sweatpants with white sneakers. The alien is clad in a black sweat suit.
"Okay Zoey, before we trained, is Steve okay?" Roger asked.
"I took care of it under control" Zoey explained.
Cutaway
Steve is putting his stuff in his locker. He sees Zoey...without a top on, leaving her in a black bra. Steve's eyes were wide open and his face turned bright red.
"I'm hanging out with Roger. I hope you don't mind" Zoey said.
"Fine by me" Steve said as he was blushing and he collapsed.
"Sorry" Zoey said as she puts her shirt back on and carries him home.
Cutaway Ends
"Okay Ms. Wilson, the first thing you need to know about fighting is that it's not pretty" Roger explained.
"I already know that" Zoey said.
"Good and the next rule is that there are no rules" Roger added.
"Plus we cannot mention the rules about fighting. Roger, I've seen Fight Club so many times. Plus your rules don't quite follow them in exact order" Zoey added.
"Fine, I'm no Brad Pitt, but listen Zoey, you got this, so give me a shot" Roger ordered as Zoey gives the alien one powerful kick to the face.
"Not on me, you stupid bitch!" Roger whined in pain.
"You told me to give you a shot!" Zoey snapped.
"Fine you win the internet today" Roger said as he continues to endure the pain.
The next day, Zoey was getting ready to go home. It was the same girl that shoved her last time.
"Move it!" the black girl screamed.
"Not this time bitch!" Zoey retaliated as she gives her a sucker punch. A bunch of nerds show up.
"Hey look; two girls are going at it! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" one of them shouted as Zoey and the girl fought each other while a whole bunch of high school students show up.
The fight did not last long as Zoey emerged victorious as she left the girl knocked out.
(Cheering)
"Oh my God, that girl defeated Jocelyn! Way to go Zoey!" someone shouted as Steve looked very shocked.
Principal Lewis appears from out of nowhere.
"Wilson, to the office now" he demanded as Zoey complied.
End of Act 1
Act 2
The scene shifts to the principal's office.
Zoey's mother is sitting next to her daughter, very disappointed.
"Zoey, how could you?" Mrs. Wilson asked.
"Thank you for coming Mrs. Wilson. First of all, I'm very shocked to hear this as well. Zoey has always been a really good girl. In fact, she's one of the favorites to be the valedictorian for her year of graduation. However, I noticed that your daughter got into a fight...and it was awesome!" Principal Lewis cheered.
"Excuse me?!" Mrs. Wilson shouted.
"This girl is amazing. Listen young lady, have you consider fighting in EWF?" Lewis asked.
"What's that?" Mrs. Wilson asked.
"Extreme Women Fighting" Lewis answered.
"Not really" Zoey responded.
"Well you should young lady because you have talent and potential. I'll tell you what: compete there and I promise to name you the valedictorian by the time you graduate. Besides, that girl was so much trouble. Her father made me take her in. What do you say?" Lewis asked.
"I guess it could be all right" Zoey answered.
"Are you sure honey?" Mrs. Wilson asked.
"Please mom, it will look good on my resume" Zoey pleaded.
"Well, all right; anything to make my little girl happy" Mrs. Wilson supported.
"Thanks mom" Zoey hugs her mom.
"Oh and for the record, you're not in trouble. Why don't we consider this a warning, yes?" Principal Lewis suggested.
A few days later, Zoey enters a training room while carrying a duffle bag. Inside the places, it was filled with a lot of female fighters. For some odd reason, Roger (wearing a black hoodie and matching sweatpants with sneakers) is there.
"Roger, is that you?" Zoey wondered as she sees the alien.
"Zoey, my beautiful friend, come on in" Roger said as he sees her walking in.
"Okay where do I start?" Zoey wondered.
"Watch and learn, my friend" Roger explained as Zoey practiced some moves on to the alien.
Days later, Zoey (clad in a pink sports bra and black shorts) is preparing for her first match in Ultimate Women's Fighting. Roger is watching her, along with the rest of the Smith family and Zoey's parents.
"Use the force Zoey" Roger suggested.
"This isn't Star Wars!" Zoey shouted back as she was facing a woman who was a foot taller than her. She had a white sports bra and green shorts.
The song Bad Reputation by Joan Jett is played as Zoey was fighting. Believe it or not, she is doing really well. Her finisher was an over the top cross arm bar, which forces someone to tap out instantly.
"How does Zoey do it?" Steve wondered as he and the rest of the families were impressed.
We see a montage of Zoey fighting different women, all losing to the same submission while the song continues to play.
Many days later, Zoey, Steve, and Roger were having a meal. The alien is reading a newspaper, where the sports section on the newspaper reads "Zoey 'Hot Girl' Wilson is 24-0, with 19 total knockouts".
"Zoey, you are amazing!" Roger cheered.
"Thanks Roger; for an alien, you're not that bad" Zoey responded with a smile.
"I'm proud of you girlfriend" Steve said as he makes out with his girlfriend.
"Thanks Steve" she answered back.
"Guys, as much as I love seeing you guys (bleep), let's get serious. Ms. Wilson, I think you're ready" Roger said.
"For what?" Zoey asked.
"Her" Roger points the newspaper at her as there was a picture of a blonde woman, who was 7'0'' tall and weighs 250 pounds.
"Zoey, meet your toughest challenge: Elsa 'The Russian Roulette' Dragonovich', all the way from Moscow, Russia! This lady is 134-0, with all 134 being total knockouts. In fact, she challenges you to a fight. What do you say? Can you make it past round 2, unlike the poor and innocent 134 victims?" Roger suggested.
"I don't know Roger" Zoey answered.
"Oh come on, I got $400 on you winning" Roger begged.
"I don't know Zoey; Elsa is difficult to beat" Steve added.
"I like to challenge her! Challenge accepted!" Zoey cheered.
"Good luck" Roger said.
Moments later, there was breaking news on TV. It features a promo featuring Zoey and Elsa. Posters of the fight were everywhere at Langley Falls. The pay per view between the fight was $79.99.
Days later after the two girls officially confirm the fight, there was a weigh-in going on. It was Zoey's turn. She removes her clothes, revealing her purple bra and matching lacy tanga panties. She steps up to the scale and it measures 105 lbs.
"105 pounds, ladies and gentlemen!" an announcer said.
(Cheering)
Zoey steps out and proceeds to put her clothes back on.
"That's nothing!" Elsa shows up. (A/E Elsa is voiced by the undefeated UFC fighter Ronda Rousey). She removes her clothes, leaving her in a black bikini.
"Damn it, no one told me bikinis were okay" Zoey cursed as Elsa is being weighed.
"250 pounds ladies and gentlemen!" the announcer said.
(Cheering)
"It's official. The next fight will be Zoey "Hot Girl" Wilson versus Elsa "The Russian Roulette" Dragonovich!
Later, Zoey was getting ready to go home. Steve approaches her.
"Zoey, I don't think you should fight" Steve suggested.
"Steve, I have to do this!" Zoey shouted.
"No, I can't let you do this! I'm not losing my girlfriend to some Russian bitch!" Steve argued.
"You are starting to sound like my father" Zoey argued.
"Well maybe he's right" Steve rebutted.
"It's my decision, not yours Steven! I wanted to do mix martial arts for such a long time! Why are you making me give up something that means so special to me?"
"Because I care about you and I love you. Zoey, I'm sorry but this is for your own good. If you want to stay mad at me, that's fine, but deep down, you'll thank me later. You either drop this or we're through!" Steve screamed.
"I can't believe you! I thought you were my dream guy, but you're sound just like my father! I hate you! We're through! (Crying)" Zoey cried as she runs away from Steve.
"Whoa Steven, you mind if do the same what you did to break up this girl of mine?" Roger asked as an obsessive fan won't stop following him.
"I want your pants!" she screamed.
Steve simply glares at him.
End of Act 2
Act 3
Moments later, Steve is at his bedroom, crying. Jeff walks by.
"Steve, are you okay?" Jeff asked.
"No! Zoey broke up with me!" Steve cried.
"Girls, huh? I would help, but that will make you and Zoey get married early. Well good luck. Sorry I can't help but I need to give Mary her bath" Jeff said as he left.
Hayley walks in to Steve's room.
"What's wrong little buddy?" she asked.
"Zoey and I broke up again. She gave up on me just so she can fight!" Steve explained.
"Steve, did you think of what Zoey always wanted to do?" Hayley asked.
"(Sigh) not really. I just wanted her to be safe. I guess I only thought of myself" Steve said as he was sitting up.
"Steve, you really hurt Zoey. She really wanted to fight. If she backs down, she'll be hated forever by the public" Hayley explained.
"Hayley, I'm scared for her. I don't think she's ready yet. She's not even 18 and that girl is like 40" Steve explained.
"Instead of bitching, why not encourage her?!" Hayley snapped.
"But..." Steve was interrupted.
"No buts! Buts are for pooping!" Hayley shouted.
Steve snickers.
"Oh you think that's funny? Well there's nothing funny about fighting with your girlfriend and breaking up with her, again!" Hayley said.
"Sorry, I'm laughing when you said 'buts are for pooping'! It makes sense, you know" Steve added as Hayley rolls her eyes.
"I want you to think about it once you stopped laughing" she demanded as she left.
Later, Steve looks at a window of a gym. He sees his former girlfriend training with Roger.
The song "Illegal" by Shakira plays as Steve is walking along a path. He visions his past moments with him and Zoey, going back to the first time they met up until now.
Later, he goes home as he refused to eat dinner, but simply went straight to bed.
Francine walks by.
"Hi honey, I brought you a ham sandwich. Things haven't looked good since your breakup with Zoey huh?" Francine asked.
"Hi mom, Zoey does not get it. I love her and care about her a lot!" Steve answered.
"Honey, things will be fine. I think you're more nervous of her losing. Zoey is a strong girl. I know she'll win. It won't be easy but she's Zoey" Francine said.
"(Sigh) maybe I haven't been fair to her. Mom, I need to fix things with her. What if she doesn't take me back? What if she moved on?" Steve wondered.
"I'm sure Zoey will take you back. She misses you more than you miss her" Francine said as she kissed her son's head and left. Steve proceeds to eat his sandwich as he continues to cry. We also see Zoey crying at her bed while looking at photos of her and Steve.
Days later, it was the big fight. Zoey is getting ready for her match. She puts on her tape on her hands. However, a glove falls to the ground.
"You dropped something?" a person told her. It was Steve.
"Hi Steve, what are you doing here?" she asked in an upset tone.
"Zoey, you were right. I have been very overprotective. I just want to say I'm sorry. I want to be your boyfriend, not your dad. I still want you to be okay, since you're the only girlfriend that actually loved and cared about me. I understand if you don't want to take me back" Steve said.
"Thank you Steve" Zoey added.
"If this makes you happy, then I'm happy for you. All I ask is that you give our relationship another chance" Steve pleaded.
"Absolutely!" Zoey agreed as she and Steve reconciled and hugged and kissed each other. "I really missed you so much! It wasn't the same without you."
"What do you say? Are you ready to kick Elsa's ass?" Steve asked.
"Hell yeah! By the way, I'm sorry I said I hate you. I feel like shit for saying that. I really do"
"It's okay. Don't worry about it. I'm sure we all said that once in our lifetime but it doesn't mean anything. What's more important is our love" Steve explained as the couple make out.
"All right ladies, get out there now!" Roger demanded.
"I'm a boy, you idiot!" Steve shouted.
"Oh well, carry on!" the alien said as he left.
Later, the arena where the fight is held contains a sold-out crowd and millions of people watching the fight.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the main event is finally here! Introducing first, the undefeated Elsa 'The Russian Roulette' Dragonovich!" the announcer said as Elsa stepped inside with the Russian national anthem played as her theme song.
"And now her opponent: Zoey 'Hot Girl' Wilson'" the announcer said as Zoey walks to the ring with the song Burning Heart by Survivor playing.
"I must destroy you!" Elsa shouted.
(Bell rings)
Right away, Elsa punches Zoey's face multiple times.
(Audience oohing)
Zoey falls to the ground, but is not knocked out.
"Are you ready to die? Vladimir Putin, I made you proud! I took down an American weakling!" Elsa taunted as she lifts Zoey and punches her multiple times.
"Thins do not look good ladies and gentlemen! If I were Zoey, I'd waive a white flag right about now" the commentator said as the girls continue to fight.
"I'm not bowing down!" Zoey retaliated as she punches and kicks back at Elsa. This was done as the intro to "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor plays.
"Come on Zoey!" Mr. Wilson shouted.
"You can do it baby!" Mrs. Wilson cheered.
Steve goes up to a standing microphone.
Rising up back on the street; did my time took my chances
"Okay, get the hell out of here!" Roger shouted
"Screw you Roger!" Steve screamed.
Despite her best efforts, Elsa continues to annihilate Zoey. Her face is covered with blood.
"It's not over!" Zoey screamed as she counters Elsa's finisher with a powerful roundhouse kick and does her submission.
(Cheering)
"How does she do that? That Zoey is unstoppable! I think we see an upset pulling in!" the commentator shouted as Elsa is struggling to get out of the submission. However, Zoey's move was so strong that Elsa had no choice but to submit.
(Cheering)
"I cannot believe it! Zoey Wilson created one of the biggest upsets in UWF history! Nobody has ever defeated Elsa until today! There's your champion ladies and gentlemen!" the commentator cheered as Zoey got her arm raised in victory, along with a title belt on her waist.
"Ladies and gentlemen; the winner of this match via submission: Zoey 'Hot Girl' Wilson!" the announcer said as everyone continues to cheer.
"I'm so proud of you! You are the best girlfriend I have ever had! Let's never break up again!" Steve exclaimed as he and Zoey kiss.
"Thanks boyfriend!" Zoey cheered as they celebrate.
(Credits roll)
The scene shifts to Zoey's room, with her championship belt hanging on the walls.
"Hello there" Steve said in a seductive tone as he walks in and they make out.
"Can I get a dorky boyfriend say what when I ask we have a baby now?" Zoey asked.
"What?!" Steve shouted as his girlfriend laughed.
"Just kidding! I love you babe!" Zoey said as they continue kissing.
Mr. Wilson walks in.
"Please keeps your pants on kids" he suggested as he left.
End of Act 3