Opening Act
The scene is live action, where a male celebrity is dressed in a blue warrior outfit with a boomerang on his back.
"Hey guys, this is Sokka. You guys are probably thinking it's Avatar right now. Sorry to spoil the beans but this isn't Avatar. I'm not even Sokka. Instead, call me Jack Desena The show ended...I have no idea honestly. No I'm here because my friend Mae aka the person who plays my little sister on the show begged for me nonstop to guest star on this show" Jack introduced.
"Is it Avatar?" some fan asked, off-screen.
"It's not Avatar! This is American Dad! American Dad, damn it! Oh crap, I cursed, didn't I? There goes Sokka's popularity. (Sigh) I play Mae's character. See ya!" he leaves.
End of Opening Act
Act 1
A land far, far away, there is an abandoned ocean. The ocean water is making a lot of waves. There is a magic wand floating out of the ocean. It was blue with a pointy star on top. Suddenly, an eagle carries it and flies away. Later, the eagle sees a lot of fish guts. It drops the wand as it gets food. The wand then moves on its own by the wind and it suddenly arrive at the CIA.
Stan Smith is working at his office, or that's what he thinks he's doing.
"Hmm, how do I make 20 copies in 2 minutes? God why do I suck at math?" he wondered.
"Smith, come check this out" Bullock arrives with the wand.
"Sir, what's going on?" Stan asked.
"Smith, as you can see, I was going to go out for lunch and then suddenly I found this beautiful wand. Look at me, I'm Harry Pothead" Bullock jokes around with the item.
"(Laughs) that's a good one sir. No but seriously, what does it do?" Stan asked.
"You tell me. Try to figure out what it does by the end of the week and you got yourself a one month paid vacation" Bullock suggested as he left.
"What's so special about this wand?" Stan wondered.
Meanwhile, at Pearl Bailey High School, Steve is waiting outside of the girl's bathroom.
"I told Zoey not to eat that chili. Now everyone will think my girlfriend is disgusting" he told himself.
"Hi Steve" Zoey arrives from out of nowhere.
"Zoey? I thought you were in the bathroom. You tricked me!" Steve was shocked.
"(Laughs) I fooled you buddy! (Kisses him) Sorry about that. I can't eat chili. My stomach gives me no-nos. Anyways, I asked you to wait outside the bathroom because I have a surprise for you" Zoey said.
"Really, what is it?" Steve wondered.
"Close your eyes" Zoey demanded as Steve complied and Zoey went inside the bathroom.
"Can I open them now?" Steve asked.
"Now you can" Zoey said as she emerged from the bathroom, wearing a tube top, floral skirt, and black heels. Steve is blushing like crazy.
"You love my new outfit?" Zoey asked in a seductive tone as she models her outfit.
"I do!" Steve cheered as he made out with his girlfriend nonstop.
"Hey! Nerds aren't supposed to make out with bimbos!" Vince Chung appeared with his popular friends as they laugh at them. "Get them!" he shouted as Zoey lift up her skirt, revealing her pink panties. The bullies turned into ice after seeing her underwear.
"That will teach them not to mess with us" Zoey said.
"Crap! I can't...you know...look under it?" Steve asked.
"Relax, I bought bully undies: the newest product that prevents being beaten up or raped. It's very ideal!" Zoey explained.
"Nice! Does it scan who's evil and who's not?" Steve asked.
"It does, but don't worry, you won't get hurt or frozen. Have a quick look" Zoey explained as she lifts her skirt for a bit for Steve to look.
"Okay thanks beautiful" Steve kisses her after Zoey adjusts her skirt back to normal and the two walk off, holding hands.
Principal Lewis arrives.
"Oh no frozen bullies, now what?" he thought for a moment as he...took the icy index finger of Vince Chung and puts it in a glass of soda.
"Excellent!" he cheered as he left.
Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff are playing peek-a-boo with baby Mary on the living room.
"Babe, I wish I was a baby girl" Jeff wondered.
"Jeff, you're a guy. I'm sorry but it can't happen at all" Hayley explained. "Although sometimes inside me tells me that I want to be a guy" she added.
"Well at least we still have a baby" Jeff added with a smile. He takes out a rattle and gives it to Mary, who smiles and she shakes her toy.
Steve arrives home.
"Hi guys" he said.
"Hi Steve, how was your day?" Hayley asked.
"Wonderful sis; in fact, I think I want to be a girl" Steve said.
"You want to be Stacy again?" Jeff wondered.
"It was fun and I enjoy wearing panties" Steve answered as Hayley and Jeff look at him all weird as Mary chews on a block.
"I do" Steve rebutted.
"You're one weird brother. I hate to say this but you can't go to the CIA. Dad said some wand has unexpectedly appeared and the agents are doing some research" Hayley said.
Meanwhile, the members of the CIA are looking inside on what the wand really is.
"Any luck?" Stan asked.
"Nope; I'm telling you, it's just a toy" Dick argued.
"Well what kind of toy has ancient writing on the sides, huh?" Stan wondered. "Bullock, I'm sorry but there's no luck. I guess it is a toy after all. You should send it to a toy drive or something" he suggested as he gave his boss the wand.
"It's okay guys; thanks for your help" Bullock announced as everyone resumed their normal duties.
Hours later, Bullock throws the wand into the trash. However, the trash bin falls over and the wand flies away. It lands at Steve's room. Steve is busy chatting with Zoey on Facebook.
"I didn't know you can poke. This is so funny" Steve laughed as he sees something landing on his bed.
"Hey Zoey I have to go to sleep; it's late already. I'll see you tomorrow babe" he shuts off his computer as he sees the wand.
"What's this? Is this some sort of Harry Potter wand?" Steve wondered as he looks at the writing.
"Touch me once; only once: turn the opposite of sex; I mean gender sex: you and three friends will be suffered; I like suffered" Steve reads the code out loud. "I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. They just wrote this just so they can make money, like those annoying telemarketers. Oh well, I thinks it's a bunch of baloney" he told himself as he falls asleep.
"What could go wrong?" he asked himself.
End of Act 1
Act 2
The next morning, Stan and Francine left the household to go visit Mama and Baba while taking baby Mary. Klaus and Roger joined with them. Suddenly, a girl with long brunette hair woke up and she puts on her glasses.
"What happened? I had this strange dream that I became a sexy hot girl" s/he said in a girly voice, aka played by Jennie Kwan.
"(Screams) I'm...a guy!" Hayley shouted, off-screen. "My sexy girls are gone! No!" s/he cried as s/he lifts up her tank top, revealing a man's chest with abs. "What the hell happen to my voice? I sound like the American Dragon!" (A/E the male counterpart of Hayley is voiced by Dante Brisco.)
"Hayley, is that you?" 'Steve' asked.
"Steve, did you turn into a girl?" 'Hayley' wondered as s/he arrived at his/her little brother's/sister's room.
"Since when did you have a moustache and muscles?" 'Steve' wondered.
"Since when did you become a hot supermodel?" 'Hayley wondered as well.
"Oh no, this is bad. This is so not good at all. If mom and dad or anyone finds out, we're screwed for the rest of our lives. Besides, I didn't even go to the CIA, I promise"
"I can tell because the last time you played a girl, you still have that manly voice"
"I hope Jeff and Zoey aren't affected!"
"Woohoo, I'm a sexy girl! Thank you God!" 'Jeff' cheered, off-screen. It is a female version of Jeff with longer dark blonde hair, red lips, and good amount of cleavage. Jeff's voice is changed into a girl played by Amanda Bynes.
"Jeff, you're a girl now?" 'Hayley' asked.
"It's the best day ever. My wish came true! There is a God!" 'Jeff cheered more.
(Phone rings)
"Hello?" 'Steve' answered his/her phone.
"Steven Anita Smith, if that's still your name, I'm a dude! A dude! A manly dude!" the scene shifts to Zoey's room, where she is suddenly turned into a guy. Her boobs are gone and she has a lot of hair on her legs. The male version of Zoey is voiced by Jack Desena, by the way.
"Are you upset?" 'Steve' asked.
"No, I'm sad. I don't think I'm going to like this. What will my parents think of this? Oh wait, they went on vacation. Steve, I need you to fix this!" 'Zoey' cried.
Meanwhile, 'Steve', 'Hayley', 'Jeff', and 'Zoey' all met up at the Smith living room.
"Thank goodness mom and dad took my baby to visit my grandparents. That leaves us lots of time to turn things back around. Does anyone have a suggestion?" 'Hayley' wondered.
"What we can do is change our names. That way, nobody will confuse us. For now, you guys can call me Stacy" 'Steve' suggested.
"Call me Bailey" 'Hayley' added.
"I could be Zeke" 'Zoey said.
"I guess Jenna will do" 'Jeff' settled.
"All right we'll stay like this until we find a way to fix this. For now, let's do some fun yeah?" Stacy suggested.
Later, Stacy and Jenna do some shopping at the mall while Zeke and Bailey play violent video games at the arcade.
"Thank God I'm a gamer!" Zeke cheered.
"Yeah, we guys rule!" Bailey shouted as well.
Stacy and Jenna model in lingerie. Stacy tried on white bra and panties while Jenna had black lingerie.
"Oh my God, I can see why you enjoy wearing lingerie Stacy! Don't I look gorgeous?" Jenna asked in a seductive tone.
"Yes but I'm already taken. Keep in mind that we're acting like…" Stacy was interrupted.
"…ladies not whores; we heard that phrase like a trillion times already" Jenna complained.
"I was going to say appropriate ladies so that none of us think we're whores, but now that you mention it" Stacy said as she puts on a red tank top and blue jean skirt with white heels. Jenna puts on a green blouse, jean shorts, and red sandals with a sunhat.
Meanwhile, Zeke and Bailey visit Calvin Klein, modeling on boxer briefs.
"I am not comfortable with this! I miss wearing panties" Zeke complained.
"Quit whining Zeke! Besides, Steve I mean Stacy will understand how we feel when we wear guys' undies" Bailey snapped as the guys redressed.
Later, the four friends are eating burgers at a food court. They were enjoying their meal until…
"Oh crap!" Stacy shouted.
"What's wrong?" Bailey wondered.
"Look who's there" Stacy said as she pointed at Toshi, Snot, and Barry.
"Oh no, if they find out how we turn into the opposite sex, we're (bleep)-ed!" Zeke cursed.
"I usually don't swear a lot" Stacy added but they look at her all weird. "Okay I do, but that's only when I'm angry!" she crosses her arms.
"Barry look, Steve and his friends are transvestites! This is the best day ever!" Snot cheered.
"Snot, that's not nice! We should appreciate them for being so brave to changing their sex" Barry added.
"私は、何が起こっているのかわかりません (I don't know what's going on?)" Toshi wondered.
"Toshi, my Japanese pal: Steve and his friends are different. We should tell everyone and that will be funny. I want a girlfriend and I want one now!" Snot demanded.
"Good luck my friend, but first I want pizza" Barry suggested as they got some pizza.
They are not noticed that Stacy, Bailey, Jenna, and Zeke were watching over them.
"Guys, we need to get out of here! Snot thinks we're transvestites! Nobody should know about this. If they find out, we're doomed!" Stacy shouted.
"Where should we go?" Bailey suggested.
"Somewhere but here; let's go" Jenna added.
"Come on then, let's get out of here" Zeke agreed as the four friends left the food court.
"The hunt to some weird looking teens and adults is on now!" Snot cheered.
"Snot, are you going to eat that slice?" Barry asked as Snot gave him his slice.
"Soon my friend, very, very soon" Snot whispered.
End of Act 2
Act 3
The four friends arrive at the Smith household. They are sitting on the couch, wondering what to do so that Snot, Barry, and Toshi won't catch them.
"Guys, what are we going to do? We can't stay like this" Jenna wondered.
"Guys, I hate to say this but I think something must have happened. Come with me" Stacy suggested as they walked up to her room.
"Look, it's a wand" Zeke said.
"Not just any wand: it's from Hogwarts. Are you going to Hogwarts Stacy? If so, can I come?" Zeke asked.
"Guys, it's not a wand from Harry Potter. I just read something and then it suddenly changed us for good" Stacy said.
"Did it turn us into girls or guys? If so, the wand is my MVP!" Jenna cheered.
"Jeff, I mean Jenna, that's not funny!" Bailey snapped.
"We should take it to the CIA" Stacy suggested.
"We can't do that. They're going to find out about it" Zeke refused.
"Unless you want to stay like this, we don't have much of a choice" Bailey argued.
"Can't I take one sexy photo of me in lingerie before we change back?" Jenna suggested.
"Nope, nice try" Bailey said no.
"Fine" Jenna sighed in defeat.
Later, they visit the CIA. They searched for Bullock.
"I hope my dad's boss could be lenient. I really hope he doesn't tell on us" Stacy said as they try to find him.
"What's going on here?" Bullock appeared.
"Sir, we're just a bunch of high school students, looking in…for careers in the CIA. Yeah, that's why we're here!" Jenna cheered as everyone glared at him.
"Steve and Hayley, is that you?" Bullock asked.
"Okay sir, it's us! We turned into the opposite sex last night. Our parents are gone and if they find out we're screwed! Please turn us back to the normal sex!" Bailey begged.
"Wait a minute, is that the same wand? You mind if I took a look at it?" Bullock asked as Zeke gave him the wand.
"Oh my God, it's a gender swap wand. We have been doing research for such a long time. You guys are awesome for finding this! Okay I know how this works. First come with me" Bullock suggested as they went inside a lab. Later, they were stripped, but had their private parts wrapped with medical tape.
"Perfect, now go inside and wait for a couple of seconds and boom, you're back to normal" Bullock said as he turned on a machine and the heroes go inside a hut and it releases a gas.
Moments later, Steve, Hayley, Zoey, and Jeff are back to normal.
"We're back! We did it! Thank you sir" Steve cheered as they hug Stan's boss.
"Whoa! I'm just happy to not give Stan a one month paid vacation! I should be thanking you" Bullock said. "Well take care kiddies; I have a puppet show to make. You're more than welcome to join" he added.
"We got to go. Bye!" Hayley said as they left.
As they left the CIA, Barry, Toshi, and Snot arrived.
"Guys, what are you doing here?" Steve asked.
"Hey Steve, so how was life like being a hot girl?" Snot wondered.
"I don't know what you're talking about" Steve argued.
"Come on Steve, we saw you become transvestites. Tell us or else" Barry demanded.
"Don't make me show my underwear" Zoey threatened.
"Drop your pants down. We want to see what color undies you have" Snot demanded as Zoey complies, revealing her white panties. However, it caused Snot, Barry, and Toshi to freeze after they saw her underwear.
"You're welcome!" Zoey exclaimed as she pulled her pants up.
"Will they stay frozen forever?" Steve wondered.
"Oh shit!" Zoey shouted as we see Vince Chung and his friends melted and back to normal as they are still stuck inside school.
"What the hell was that? I don't remember what happened. Why are we still at school?" Vince wondered.
Later, they arrive back at the Smith household.
"Pretty much if anyone threatened to hurt us, my undies will stop them and freeze them and erase their memories from the past 48 hours" Zoey explained.
"Who invented that stuff?" Hayley wondered.
"My dad, but he said that the two pairs he gave me are trial versions. He says that they will be ready when they are for the public" Zoey answered.
"I'll need some one day" Hayley suggested.
"Nice one babe!" Jeff cheered.
"I hope none of us will remember any of this stuff" Steve said.
A few days later, Stan is carrying some stuff and putting it in a boat.
"Hi dad, what are you doing here?' Steve wondered as he, Hayley (with baby Mary), Jeff, and Zoey appeared.
"Hi son, I heard something about a wand turning guys into girls and girls into guys. You know anything about it?" Stan asked.
"Uh no why?" Steve asked.
"No reason, but I need to take any gender transformation items and ship them away so that nothing will happen to anyone" Stan explained.
"I am going to miss being Stacy though" Steve said as the wand and the sex-changing pills are being shipped away by the CIA.
"I'm sorry son. I know how much you wanted to be a girl, but we had to do the right thing. Besides, I rather have at least one son over two daughters" Stan said.
"It's all right dad. It was fun while it lasted" Steve said.
"I'm glad too dad. Or else Mary would not be very happy. Isn't that right, my precious angel?" Hayley playfully cooed her daughter while holding her as she was yawning.
"Mr. S, where do you think the sex changing stuff will land?" Jeff wondered.
"Somewhere that will be out of reach son-in-law" Stan answered.
"I'm glad that my Steve will stay Steve forever, although I will miss Stacy. Will we see her again?" Zoey asked.
"Maybe" Steve added.
"And so our heroes went back to their normal sex and they lived happily ever after. The end" Jack Desena narrated as he closed a book as the scene shifts to live action.
Credits Scene
"Well ladies and gentlemen, I hoped that you enjoyed today's show. It comes to show you that cartoon girls are hotter than cartoon guys. Why? They're powerful, that's why. Well we have 30 seconds left. Watch me play around with my boomerang" Jack suggested as he takes out his boomerang and he throws it around.
"All right; I still got it! Oh no!" the boomerang returns and goes directly at Jack's face, but the scene turns to black.
End of Credits Scene
End of Act 3