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Opening Act

Roger and Jeff are playing baseball…inside the house. The alien throws the ball at Jeff, only to be hit and it hits Greg and Terry's house.

"Roger, we're dead! My wife and Mr. S will kill us!" Jeff shouted.

"Don't worry, I got a plan" Roger said as moments later, he switches the baseball with a rock wrapped with a note. Greg opens it.

"Go away! We hate you and go to hell! –Tom Tucker" Greg reads.

"Let's report this!" Terry suggested as the couple drove off.

Jeff and Roger snicker.

End of Opening Act

Act 1

The scene takes place at the Smith household Steve is sitting on the couch watching TV.

"All right, Robot Wrestling is on now" he said.

TV Cutaway

We see two robots, one is blue and the other is red, wearing black tights and they are wrestling each other.

"It looks like Big Red will defeat Blue Boy tonight, huh Johnny?" someone commentated.

"It sure looks like it Brad. Oh no, Big Red tore its ACL. Wait a minute, do robots have feelings?" Johnny asked.

TV Cutaway Ends

(Ding dong)

"I'll get it" Steve said as he got up and opened the door. It was his girlfriend Zoey.

"Hi Zoey" he said as he kissed her on the lips.

"Hi babe, I got good news" she said.

"What is it?" he wondered.

"My pen pal from Australia is coming over to Langley Falls tonight! He's going to spent a few days at my house. Isn't it exciting?" Zoey wondered.

"Why that's great Zoey. It's great seeing old friends again. How long have you known him?" Steve asked.

Flashback

"We met a few years ago as part of a pen pal from outside the country program. We wrote to each other every day. Back when I lived at Denver, I wished that he would visit me. Unfortunately, he never had the time" Zoey narrated as we see her writing on a piece of paper and mailing it to a mailbox.

"I was hoping that he would be a nice guy and not just some fraud. I moved on afterwards since we stopped talking to each other. I received an e-mail that he was visiting Langley Falls today" she finished her story.

Flashback Ends

"I hope you're okay meeting him" Zoey said.

"No problem Zoey, any friend of yours is a friend of mine" Steve added with a smile. "He's not handsome, is he?" he wondered.

"No promises" she responded.

Later, the couple is waiting inside the airport for the guy to visit.

"Are you sure he's supposed to be here at this hour? I feel like it's taking forever" Steve wondered.

"He'll be here. Be patient, my love" Zoey responded.

Moments later, a guy with short blonde hair wearing a white t-shirt, blue jeans, black sneakers, and a red baseball cap arrives. He approaches towards Steve and Zoey.

"Hello, are you Zoey Melanie Wilson?" the guy asked. (A/E he is voiced by Liam Hemsworth.)

"Mark Johnson, is that you?" Zoey asked. "It is you! I'm so glad you're here!" she cheered as she ran and hugged him.

"I'm so happy to see you. I thought it was a guy posing as a girl (laughs)" Mark added. "Hello, I don't know who you are, but my name is Mark Johnson."

"Yeah you said your name already. I'm Steve, Steve Smith" Steve offered a handshake and Mark shakes his hand.

"Nice to meet you man. Are you guys dating?" Mark asked.

"We are" Zoey answered.

"So uh Mark, what are you doing here in Langley Falls?" Steve wondered.

"My mom got me a free plane trip and since it was only one ticket, she gave it to me. I'm going to be here for a couple of days. It's so great to be here in Langley Falls. I was going to go to Denver, but Zoey told me she and her family moved here so yeah, it's so good to see you guys" Mark added.

"Well, you're going to love it here Marky" Steve said.

"What do you guys want to do?" Zoey asked.

"Well I want to leave my house, if that's okay" Mark suggested.

"Absolutely" Zoey answered.

Later, Stan and Roger are sitting on the couch, looking bored.

"Francine, we're really bored here! Can't we go somewhere?" Stan asked.

"Stan, I have to finish vacuuming the kitchen. You guys can take the car or something" Francine rebutted.

"I don't wanna!" Stan whined.

"Stan we have to do something. There's nothing good on TV and Hayley and Jeff are busy with their baby. Here, how about a puzzle?" Roger suggested as he takes out a puzzle box with 1000 pieces.

"I don't like puzzles!" Stan complained.

"Either that or we go anal probing" Roger snapped.

"Fine you win" Stan surrendered as the two attempts to do the puzzle. "Roger, there are too many pieces. Are you sure that we're going to finish…hey, this is fun!"

"Stan look, we got 100 pieces connected already. This is actually fun. We could finish this in no time" Roger said in a happy tone. Hours later, they only connected 300 pieces.

"Wow, there are a lot of pieces huh?" Roger asked.

Later, Steve, Zoey, and Mark are eating pizza at Pizza Overlord.

"So this is how an American pizza looks huh? My mom always said that pizza will give me 10 pounds for every slice (laughs)" Mark joked.

"It's pretty good huh?" Steve asked as he eats.

"So Mark I was wondering if you want to hang out just the two of us tomorrow" Zoey suggested.

"But Zoey, we're dating" Steve rebutted.

"Steve I love you but I want to spend one on one time with my pen pal. We'll hang out again soon. I hope you understand" Zoey said.

"Well only if you guys don't kiss each other" Steve suggested.

"Steve, I promise not to kiss your girlfriend. We'll just hug and that's it" Mark said.

"Well all right, I guess I'll hang out with Snot" Steve added.

"There you go pal. So Mark, do you want to get some coffee tomorrow?" Zoey asked.

"I would love to. How is this Starbucks place like?" Mark asked.

"It's really good. Trust me" Zoey added.

"Anyone want another slice?" Steve asked as the two shook their heads no.

"All right we should leave now. A bunch of rapping grannies are here" Zoey said as a bunch of old ladies arrive, wearing hip hop gear.

"Yo, yo, yo granny G in the house!" one old lady rapped.

"Oh God" Mark complained.

End of Act 1

Act 2

It was late at night. Stan and Roger are barely halfway finished with their puzzle.

"We're getting there Roger. If you want, we can ask the CIA to help us out" Stan said.

"Stan we can't. We have to finish this on our own" the alien refused.

Hayley walks down the stairs wearing her purple pajama shirt.

"Dad, Roger, it's 2 in the morning. You guys need to get some sleep. It's late already. You guys can finish this tomorrow" she said.

"Hayley, we're not stopping until we finish this puzzle. We still haven't figure out what this picture is. Go back to bed. I'm sure Mary wants her mommy" Stan refused as Hayley walked back upstairs.

The next day, Mark and Zoey are sitting at a table at Starbucks, drinking their coffee.

"(Laughs) there's a lot of kangaroos at Australia, huh? Are they cute at least?" Zoey wondered.

"Well only the babies are cute. So anyways Zoey, I need to tell you something. I know your boyfriend loves you very much and the thing is that I kind of had a crush on you" Mark confessed.

"I'm very flattered Mark but I'm already taken" Zoey said.

"I know it's just that I want to know what your secret is" he wondered.

"Well just be yourself and try to make people laugh. That's pretty much it" she answered.

"Okay, so uh do you have any other friends" Mark asked.

"I do" Zoey answered as she took out a photo of her, Hayley, Meg Griffin, Cindy Redmond, and Amy Walker. The latter three are from Family Guy.

"Do you carry pictures of hot girls all the time?" he asked.

"Sure why not?" she answered with a smile as she puts them away.

"What about Steve?" Mark asked.

"You can ask but some of them are dorks and some of them are cool" Zoey answered.

"Very good" he said. "Do you want to see a movie later?"

"Well okay but remember, this is not a date" she said.

"Very well then, but we should definitely leave. A bunch of slutty girls are here" Mark suggested as they stood up and left. The ladies are revealed to be…Princess Clara, Toot, and Foxxy from Drawn Together.

"Hey look the teens are gone" Princess Clara said as they each…oh wait a minute, ladies stop! You are NOT going to perform your inappropriate acts from Charlotte's Web of Lies. (A/E I snapped at the ladies.)

"Fine, your story sucks by the way!" Toot shouted as they left.

Later, Stan and Roger, covered with stink lines, are barely three-fifths done with the puzzle.

"What is this stupid picture?!" Stan screamed.

"Stan, hold yourself together!" Roger screamed back.

"Roger, we should just give up. It's way too hard. I'm tired, hungry, smelly, and cranky! I want my mommy!" Stan cried.

"Stanley look at this, we're three-fourths done!" Roger cheered.

"We can do this. Let's finish this once and for all" Stan said in a much better tone.

Hayley and Jeff walk down while covering their noses.

"That's your father Hayley" Jeff said.

"All right you win, my father is worst than your dad" Hayley said.

Later, Steve and Snot are playing at the arcade.

"So Steve, did this Mark guy took off with your girlfriend?" Snot wondered.

"Snot, she's showing him life around Langley Falls. They're not actually dating" Steve answered.

"Steve, when a guy only wants to spend time with the other guy's girlfriend, you know something is wrong" Snot added.

"What makes you say that?" Steve wondered.

"What I mean is that it happened the same thing to my mom. Her long time male friend and her went out on a date and boom they fell in love" Snot explained.

"Whatever you say Snot, oh and I kicked your ass again. Ready for round 2?" Steve asked.

"Your ass is mine, man!" Snot snapped.

Later, Mark and Zoey are at a movie theater. They are both sharing popcorn.

"Zoey, thanks for showing me how much America can be" Mark said.

"Anytime Mark, that's what good friends do" Zoey said.

"Hang on, I need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back" Mark said as he stood up.

"Oh come on, I got popcorn grease on my shirt. There better not be perverts around!" Zoey shouted as she picks up her purse, took off her shirt, revealing her black bra. She puts away the dirty shirt inside a plastic bag, puts on a clean shirt, puts the bag inside her purse, and puts the purse back to the floor.

Later, Steve is sitting at the couch watching TV.

"What is taking Zoey so long? She promised that we were going to watch all of season one of Legend of Korra" he wondered.

(Ding dong)

"Hi Steve, are you busy?" it was Zoey.

"Not really, come on in" Steve answered.

"Well actually Mark wanted me to go camping with him. I was wondering if you want to come with us too" she wondered.

"Sure why not?" he answered with a bad attitude.

"Are you okay?" Zoey asked.

"Yeah I'm fine" Steve said.

"You look really pissed, what's wrong?" she wondered.

"It's nothing okay. I'll see you tomorrow then or whenever you guys are going" Steve said. "If you don't mind, I have to watch Legend of Korra."

"I thought we were watching it together"

"Actually my dad will fix the TV so yeah"

"Well okay, see you later" Zoey left sadly.

Hayley looks at her brother.

"Oh no, you two are again huh? Do you want me to bitch slap pen123?" Hayley asked.

"Who?" Steve wondered.

"Never mind. Is something the matter?" she asked.

"God, why can't people seem to leave me alone already and not ask me that stupid question? Zoey and I are fine. There's nothing wrong with us. She is still going to be my future wife! Hayley I'm sorry, are you free for a moment?" Steve asked.

"Steve, keep it down. I'm watching your dad scratching his butt. It's so funny" Roger suggested.

End of Act 2

Act 3

Steve and Hayley are eating at McDonald's. Steve ordered a double cheeseburger while Hayley simply ordered a chocolate shake.

"Steve, I can see that you really love Zoey. However, she needs space for herself" Hayley said.

"Hayley, I'm worried that she'll cheat on me with that Mark guy. I mean the guy is cool and all, but he's like the guy that every guy will look up to" Steve explained as he eats his burger.

"I know how you felt Steve. Jeff felt the same way too before. Back then I had a long time friend from grammar school who I spend so much time with Jeff got really upset. Things are going to be all right, little brother. Zoey does love you very much, but you can't expect her to be with you 24/7" Hayley added.

"I guess you're right. Sorry for getting mad at you" Steve apologized.

"I should be the one saying sorry. I screamed at you back then" Hayley said as they both laughed.

The next day, Zoey and Mark are packing stuff to go on a camping trip in a RV.

"Hey you guys, can I join?" Steve asked as he was taking stuff too.

"Yeah come on babe" Zoey answered with a smile.

Later, they go inside and as Steve is sitting while looking outside a window, the song Sweet Disposition by the Temper Trap plays as the RV drives. He sees images of him and his girlfriend with their sweet moments together.

"I am not going to lose you" he told himself.

Later, the RV stops and they approach to a forest.

"Okay guys, we should set up the tent first" Mark said as they took out the big blue tent and took some time to set it up.

"Next, we should look for some firewood" he ordered as they went to go look for some. During the process, Steve touches Zoey's hair.

"You smell nice" he said.

"Thanks" she blushes.

Later, they found some wood and started a campfire.

"Steve, you wouldn't mind if Zoey and I go fishing while you guard the fire?" Mark suggested.

"Or I have a better idea: Zoey and I can go fishing while you guard the fire" Steve snapped.

"Excuse me?" Mark asked.

"Steve, are you okay?" Zoey asked.

"Yeah, that way only Zoey and I can enjoy eating while you do nothing at all and just watch us have fun" Steve added.

"Steve, you have been extremely negative from the past couple of days. What's wrong?" Zoey demanded.

"Nothing I swear" he answered.

"Steven Anita!" she shouted.

"Okay fine, I just don't want you two to be together. I don't want to lose you and I'm worried that you rather be with Mark than with me. There, I said it" Steve confessed.

"Steve, I will never cheat on you with another guy. I would never leave you with Mark also. Why would I do that? I told him about our relationship and he understood. I just wanted to spend time with my long lost friend" Zoey explained.

"Zoey, I'm sorry for being a jerk. I guess I was just jealous. I haven't been fair to you huh? I still want to be together" Steve explained.

"Steve, you will always be my boyfriend" she said.

"I hope you guys still want to spend time together" he added.

"I'll tell you what. Tomorrow we'll spend time together and the next day Mark and I can hang out and the next day you two can spend time together. Does that sound like a plan?" Zoey suggested.

"Perfect" Steve agreed as he hugs his girlfriend and kisses her. He puts his right hand inside her left butt jean pocket.

"I love you"

"I love you too"

"Gross you guys, get a room! I'm serious! Steven, if you ever need better romantic advice, I'm your guy" Mark added.

"I'd like that very much" Steve said with a laugh.

"Who wants some s'mores?" Mark asked as they agreed to have some.

Later that night, Steve, Zoey, and Mark are looking at the sky.

"I'm so glad things worked out well" Steve said.

"Indeed babe; so Mark, when do you leave?" Zoey wondered.

"I'm going to be here for a while actually. I found a place to live and I'm going to work at a donut company for the time being. I just want to chill with my two best friends" Mark said as he wrapped his arms around Steve and Zoey.

"So Mark, do you like fish sticks?" Steve asked.

"Oh no, don't tell me you're telling a really old South Park joke" Zoey shook her head as she laughed.

"I would say yes but then you will call me a gay fish. I heard it millions of time" Mark said as he laughed as well. "I spy with my two little eyes that start with 'D'" he told them.

"Dumbass!" Steve shouted as he gives Mark a playful punch.

"You win this round, dumbass!" Mark shouted as the three laughed and lived happily ever after. The End

Oh wait a minute, what did happen to Stan and Roger? Let's find out.

We see Stan and Roger…starting over.

"Stan, why the hell did you run over our puzzle? Now we will never get it done, you jackass!" the alien screamed.

"It's not my fault. I really needed to go to the bathroom. You told me not too and guess what? I'm done with this crap!" Stan shouted back.

Hayley walks down.

"Is that puzzle supposed to be a picture of Taylor Swift?" she asked.

"Taylor Swift?! So that's the mystery photo?!" Roger was surprised.

"Watch and learn, you guys" Hayley said as she finishes the puzzle within seconds.

"Way to go Hayley! I love Taylor Swift! She wear short skirts, I wear T-shirts!" Roger sings.

"She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers" Stan sings along.

"Oh God" Hayley told herself.

(Credits roll)

The scene shifts to images of Steve and Mark spending time together, playing video games, eating pizza, skateboarding, and watching TV. Another scene involves Zoey and Mark fishing, playing Frisbee, eating at a steakhouse, and watching birds. The last scene is Steve and Zoey making out at a photo booth, sitting on a bench sleeping together, and watching movies together. All of this is done with the song Best Friend by Harry Nilsson.

End of Act 3

There you have it ladies and gentlemen. This is the debut for my new OC, Mark Johnson. I hope you guys enjoyed him. Read and review and see you next week.