I don't own anything except for my OC Zoey Wilson.
Opening Act
Zoey is playing Nintendo DS with a student at Langley Falls.
"I win!" she cheered.
"All right Zoey" Steve congratulated.
"Young lady, is that a video game? Can I see you in my office?" Principal Lewis shows up.
(Oohing)
"Oh crap, she's busted" Steve complained.
End of Opening Act
Act 1
The scene takes place inside the Smith household. The Smith family is sitting on the couch watching TV.
(Door knocking)
"Somebody get that stupid door!" Roger screamed.
Steve gets up and proceeds to open the door. It was his girlfriend Zoey.
"Hi Zoey" Steve said as he kissed her.
"Hi babe, I got good news. I won the Pokemon tournament at Pearl Bailey High School and because the principal was amazed, I won a trip for 10 to go to Japan!" Zoey cheered.
"That's great Zoey. Who are you inviting?" Steve asked.
"All of you. Even better, babies and pets are free! That leaves, let's see here, your parents, my parents, your sister, your sister's husband, your freaky looking friend…" Zoey was cut off.
"Hey, I'm not freaky looking! You are!" Roger screamed.
"Whatever. My babe, who's you, me, and that leaves one spot for someone. Who should we take?" Zoey wondered.
"Snot or Mark can come" Steve suggested.
"About Mark, he can't go to Japan because the last time he went, he got food poisoning" Zoey explained.
"I guess we'll take Snot" Steve said.
"What about Toshi?" Hayley asked.
"He's busy" Steve answered.
Cutaway
We see Toshi and Akiko practicing their musical instruments nonstop.
"I want perfection! I want perfection! I want perfection all day everyday!" their mom shouted.
(A/E Don't worry, I will punish Toshi's and Akiko's mom for being stubborn.)
"I heard that" she shouted.
Cutaway Ends
"Then it's settled. We're going to Japan" Stan stood up.
"Oh boy, I haven't been on a different country since forever" Francine said.
"Are we going to see Siamese cats that write calligraphy with their butts?" Jeff asked.
(A/E There's a show called Sagwa, The Chinese Siamese Cat where cats write with their tails, not with their butts.)
"Sorry Jeff, but that's in China" Hayley answered.
"Aw man" Jeff groaned.
"Zoey, what's going to happen in Japan?" Steve asked.
"I entered a Pokemon tournament there and I will be representing Langley Falls there. The game is like the one you played on Heartgold, Soulsilver, Yellow, all that good stuff" Zoey explained.
"Nice" Steve added.
"What do you say you guys?" Zoey asked.
"Do I need to hang out with your dad?" Stan wondered.
"If you want" Zoey answered.
"Then yes we'll go" Stan added.
"I love to go, but what about Mary? I have a feeling she's going to cry" Hayley said.
"I got that under control babe" Jeff said.
Flashback
Jeff is holding Mary while watching cartoons.
TV Cutaway
"Hello, I'm Jeffrey the plane. We are fun to travel" the TV plane said.
Mary laughs.
"You like that sweetie?" Jeff asked.
TV Cutaway Ends
Flashback Ends
Later, the Smiths and the Wilsons, plus Steve's friend Snot, are sitting at the waiting area for their flight to be ready.
"Thanks so much for inviting me Steve. I was desperate to go somewhere far from home" Snot said.
"You should thank Zoey really" Steve added.
"Thank you milady" Snot said as he kissed Zoey's hand.
"Hey! She's off-limits!" Steve snapped.
"Sorry" Snot apologized.
"Tokyo for 10 please report to your plane" the announcer said.
"Well, here we go" Zoey said as everyone got up and took their stuff and went inside the plane.
Later, everyone got comfortable sitting on their seats at the plane. Steve is between Zoey and Snot.
"So Zoey, what Pokemon do you have?" he asked.
"I have Milotic, Lucario, Blastoise, Starmie, Charizard, and Venusaur" Zoey answered.
"That's a dream team Zoey" Steve complimented.
"Thanks" Zoey said as she blushed.
"Hey Zoey, did you know that you can use choice items too?" Snot suggested.
"Thanks, but I like to keep it plain and simple. I know what I'm doing" Zoey answered as the flight continues to proceed.
Many hours later, they arrived at Tokyo, Japan.
"Finally, we made it!" Stan cheered.
(Phone rings)
"Hello?" Stan answered.
"Hi Smith. Are you busy right now?" Bullock asked.
"Sir, I'm on vacation. What is it?" Stan asked.
"You mind if you bring me an ecchi anime from Japan? I want to see if they're real or not" Bullock requested.
"Sir, you are a pervert! I can't do that. Besides, I brought my granddaughter with me" Stan refused.
"Please Smith, it's for research. I'll tell you what, bring one and I will give you 6 months paid vacation" Bullock suggested.
"Make it one year and you got yourself a deal" Stan added.
"Fine, bring one with the cute girls" Bullock demanded as he hangs up his phone.
"What a pervert" Stan chuckled.
Later, they arrived at the hotel room.
"Ladies, you will sleep on these halls. Gentlemen, you will sleep on these halls" the hotel service person said.
"Well, I guess we can settle our things for a while" Michael said.
"So Steve, it looks like we're roomies!" Snot cheered.
"Jeffrey, I'm your roomie!" Roger cheered, while he's dressed in a white kimono.
"Yahoo" Jeff groaned as he rolled his eyes.
"Don't worry Jeff, I'll keep you company" Klaus said.
"Anybody hungry? I heard there's that restaurant where they serve shrimp in front of you" Kat suggested.
"Sure Mrs. Wilson" Steve agreed as everyone left their stuff in their hotel rooms. "Zoey, are you ready?" Steve asked.
"I need to do something first" Zoey said as the scene shifts to a building where the Pokemon tournament is held. Inside, there was a huge line as people are registering to compete. Fortunately, Zoey is next.
"Name?" one of the judges asked.
"Zoey Melanie Wilson" she answered.
"Game?" the judge asked.
"Platinum" she answered.
"You have a disk game?" the judged asked as Zoey gives him the game.
"Okay you are good. The tournament starts tomorrow. Good luck" the judge said as Zoey picks up her registration number.
"You got this Zoey. I know you're a huge fan. You're going to win!" Steve encouraged his girlfriend.
"Thanks Steve" Zoey added.
"What do you win if you win the tournament?" Snot asked.
"The contest said something about a special prize. I hope it's good" Zoey said as they left.
"Oh my God, he's here! It's Big Red!" someone shouted outside as a guy with a red cap, red vest, blue jeans, and white sneakers arrived. We don't see his face as he walks to the judge's table.
"I have to win Zoey said"
End of Act 1
Act 2
The Smiths, Wilsons, and Snot are sitting in front of a Japanese kitchen in a restaurant.
(Oohing and aahing)
The chef throws a piece of cooked shrimp in the air, only for Zoey to catch it in her mouth and eats it.
(Clapping)
"I think I love Japan already!" Steve cheered.
"Hey uh, do you by any chance sell beer?" Stan asked.
"Stan, we're on vacation and you're already thinking about drinking?" Francine questioned in a frowning tone.
"Oh come on Francine, I'm not to do any driving around" Stan said as his wife crossed her arms.
"No beer, but we have sake" one of the servers said as he serves Stan a bottle of sake.
(A/E Sake is a Japanese alcoholic drink which is rice wine.)
"What the hell is sake?" Roger asked.
"Roger!" Francine shouted. "Be nice!"
"This drink is too hot!" Stan complained as his hand touched the cup.
"And this is why I'm never drinking" Zoey added.
"Oh look the food is ready" Michael said as the chef cooks everyone's food and it is served on their plates. Hayley is holding baby Mary while feeding her with baby formula.
"Honey, do you need help eating?" Francine asked.
"No mom, I'm good" Hayley answered.
"Mmm, this shrimp is really good" Steve said.
"It is, isn't it? I was craving for salmon, my favorite food" Zoey said.
"Finally, some real food" Snot cheered.
"Eat up everyone. Tomorrow our baby girl competes in a Pokemon tournament and we will do some site visits prior to that" Michael said.
"Thanks everyone for coming" Zoey said as everyone continues to eat.
Stan tries to take a sip of sake.
"Hey, this isn't so bad. Maybe it's better than beer" he said as he continues to drink the Japanese alcoholic beverage.
"You're right Stan. Maybe this stuff isn't so bad. I really like it" Roger said as he and Stan drinks the entire bottle of sake.
"Can we get more sake please?" Stan said.
"You betcha. Today only, you get unlimited sake" the server said.
(Cheering)
"Oh God, not again" Francine hits her face with her hand in disapproval.
Later, they leave the restaurant, feeling full. Francine and Hayley are holding on to a drunk Stan and Roger, respectively.
"Francine, you know what we should do? We should reenact one of those Asian adult movies and fulfill our sexual desires" Stan suggested in a drunken tone.
"Stan, we're on vacation. The kids are here!" Francine refused.
"Who knew the Asians would make something cool like sake?" Roger asked who is also drunk.
"Just be quiet Roger" Hayley snapped.
"This is not going to ruin our trip" Michael rebutted.
"It's okay honey" Kat calmed him down.
Later, they arrive back at the hotel. Stan is sitting on the bed, feeling pain.
"What the hell happened here?" Stan asked.
"You had a hangover sir" Michael said.
"Yikes, that was embarrassing" Stan said.
"Yes well, time for bed" Michael added.
"You go ahead. I need to do something for Bullock" Stan said as Michael nodded.
Roger leaves the hotel room too.
"Roger, what are you doing here?" Stan asked.
"Uh, Jeff kicked me out?" the alien lied.
"Let me guess, you want more sake?" Stan wondered.
"You read my mind. Let's go" Roger said.
"Where to?" Stan questioned.
"To the finest sake in all of Japan" the alien suggested as he left.
We see a montage of Stan and Roger drinking lots of sake around Japan. They do various activities, such as playing in the arcade, goofing off at a zoo, wrecking havoc at a Japanese game show, Roger kissing random Asian women, and so on. This was done to some Japanese funk music.
The next morning, Stan, lying face first on the floor with his pants on the ground revealing his white briefs, and Roger, also lying on the ground, are woken up.
"Roger, what the hell happened here?" Stan asked.
"I have no idea. Hang on, I need to take a whiz" the alien said as he stood up. He opens the bathroom kitchen, only to see a real life red eyes black dragon, which is for some reason, taking a dump on the toilet while reading the newspaper.
"Hello" the red eyes black dragon waived. (A/E It is voiced by Seth Green.)
"Stan?" Roger stuttered as he closed the door. "Stan! There's a dragon on the bathroom! We are so busted!"
"Oh my God, what do we do?" Stan asked.
"Well first of all, pull up your pants. Second of all, I don't know! What did we do last night?!" Roger screamed.
Stan pulled his pants back up.
"Okay, we need to tell the dragon nicely to leave or else we're screwed!" Stan shouted as he opened the bathroom, only to see the red eyes black dragon grooming himself.
"Hi boys. I brought you guys here because you passed out. Don't worry. You guys will make it safe back. I have to go. Joey Wheeler is waiting for me. Catch you later" the dragon flies away.
"We need to find the others. But first, we need to shower" Stan said as they went to go take a shower.
Later, the rest of the Smith family and Wilsons went to visit a few site visits before Zoey competes.
"Where are my dad and Roger?" Steve wondered.
"I don't know, but we can't be late though. I'm sure they'll be here" Zoey said.
"Okay guys, this is it. Zoey, are you ready?" Michael asked.
"(Sigh) I am" Zoey answered.
"Remember to use the force Zoey" Snot added.
"Snot, this is Pokemon, not Star Wars" Steve snapped.
"I know, I just thought it was funny" Snot said as the boys laughed.
Zoey enters the building and proceeds to face her first opponent.
Stan and Roger took a taxi to find the tournament.
"Hang in there, Steve's sexy girlfriend and also my future daughter-in-law!" Stan shouted.
End of Act 2
Act 3
Zoey faces off a guy named Tommy. She uses Milotic while he uses Exploud.
"Milotic, use Hydro Pump!" Zoey shouted as her Pokemon used the move and attack Exploud.
"Exploud, use Hyper Voice!" Tommy said as his Pokemon attacked back at Milotic.
"Come on Zoey, you can do it!" Steve encouraged his girlfriend.
"It's all up to Zoey. She needs to make one attack and she'll win" the announcer said.
"Milotic, finish off with Ice Beam!" she ordered as her Pokemon concealed the victory.
"No, my Exploud!" Tommy shouted.
"Exploud is unable to battle! The winner of this match goes to Zoey from Langley Falls" the judge announced.
(Cheering)
"Way to go Zoey!" Hayley shouted while holding on to baby Mary, who is wearing earmuffs.
"That's my girlfriend!" Steve cheered.
"All right Zoey!" Snot cheered as well.
Later, Stan and Roger arrived at the building where the Pokemon tournament was held.
"Okay, the battle area is somewhere on the third floor. Now we need to find a nice stranger…" Roger was interrupted.
"Got it!" Stan exclaimed.
"What is it?" Roger asked.
"I got something ecchi. I hope Bullock likes High School of the Dead!" Stan cheered as he picks up a DVD of the anime.
"Oh my God, I watched that with Steve" Roger said.
"What?! He watches that stuff?! That's my boy!" Stan exclaimed.
"Stan, we have some time. Want to do a little drinking game?" Roger suggested.
"How?" Stan wondered.
"Every time we see boobs or panty shot, let's take a drink of sake" the alien suggested as he got a bottle.
"Don't tell Francine" Stan said as they found a room TV with a DVD player. A few minutes later, they're already wasted.
"What the hell is wrong with these chicks? Do their parents tell them to get naked all the time?" Stan asked in a slurred tone.
"How about they fight skirt-less? That will definitely scare the zombies away" Roger suggested in a drunken tone.
Later, Zoey faces off a girl name Sonya. Zoey uses Blastoise while Sonya uses Gengar.
"Blastoise, use Hydro Pump!" Zoey ordered.
"How many times is Zoey going to use Hydro Pump?" Kat asked.
"It's her Pokemon dear. Let her use whatever she wants" Michael said.
"I have no idea your daughter is obsessed with Pokemon" Francine complimented.
"Oh you should have seen her face when we got her Yellow" Kat recalled.
Flashback
We see little Zoey, dressed in a white shirt, black pants, and baby shoes, hugging…her parents nonstop.
"Thank you mommy and daddy!" she cheered.
Flashback Ends
"Crap, that Gengar used Thunderbolt against Zoey's Blastoise. It's over for her!" Jeff whined.
"Not yet Jeffrey" Steve cheered him up.
"You shouldn't have done that. Oh crap, I quoted Ben Drowned. Oh well, use Hydro Cannon Blastoise!" Zoey ordered as Blastoise used the powerful water type move to knock out Sonya's Gengar.
"Ha ha, it has Torrent! I told you she's good!" Steve exclaimed.
"Good? She's amazing!" Snot cheered.
"Zoey wins the match. The next round will feature her against a familiar opponent" the announcer said.
"She did it!" Steve cheered.
Later, Stan and Roger are cleaning up nonstop.
"Oh my God, what have we done? If they found out we were drinking, we're screwed!" Stan freaked out.
"Now what? We need to get the hell out of here" Roger suggested.
"Hang on; I need to hold on to this movie. Bullock better like it!" Stan snapped as they left while being clean.
Later, Zoey is sitting on the bench with a towel wrapped around her shoulders. Steve shows up with flowers.
"A little something to wish good luck to my beautiful girlfriend" Steve said.
"They look beautiful Steve. Thank you so much!" Zoey cheered as the two kiss passionately.
"Dear Penthouse Forum…" Snot is recording them.
"What are you doing?!" Zoey asked in an angry tone.
"Uh, testing out my new video camera?" he lied.
"Get out of here Snot!" Steve screamed.
Stan and Roger arrive at the balcony, where the rest of the Smiths and Wilsons are sitting.
"Stan and Roger, where the hell were you guys?!" Francine argued.
"I'm sorry Francine. Roger and I got carried away with the sake. I know it's wrong but hear me out, never again we will go crazy drunk" Stan said.
"Frannie please don't be angry. I promise we'll do whatever you say when we get home!" Roger begged.
"Well, all right, at least you guys are here" Francine accepted their apologies.
Steve, Zoey, and Snot walk by.
"Hey guys, so glad you're here. Zoey made it to the semifinals" Steve announced.
"That's my girl!" Michael said as he kissed his daughter on the cheek.
"Way to go sweetheart!" Kat cheered as she hugs her daughter.
"Thanks you guys" Zoey cheered.
For some reason, an Asian lady was spying on them.
"I have to get ready now. I'll see you guys later" Zoey said as she left.
"I found you Roger!" an Asian woman showed up, with long black hair, wearing an orange tank top, purple floral skirt, and high heels. She is voiced by Rinko Kikuchi.
"Who the hell are you?" Stan asked.
"I'm his wife! My name is Suki Sato" the lady introduced herself. "I'm Roger's wife!"
The Smiths, Wilsons, and Snot opened their mouths with shocked looks.
The screen fades to black.
To Be Continued…
Next time on American Dad…
(Credits roll)
"Roger, you're married?" Francine asked.
"Let me explain to you guys" Roger begged.
The scene shifts to another scene.
"Zoey, are you sure you want to continue? He's hard, you know" Steve said.
"I don't know. I'm scared" Zoey said.
Another scene shifts.
"Oh my God, he's a fraud!" Stan shouted.
The last preview of next week's chapter is shown.
"Oh my God, it's Crush 40!" Steve cheered.
End of Act 3
Well, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I hope you guys will be excited for part 2 next week. Read and review and se ya folks!