I don't own anything except for my OC Zoey Wilson.
Instead of an opening act, here's a recap of last week's episode.
Previous on American Dad...
"I won the Pokemon tournament at Pearl Bailey High School and because the principal was amazed, I won a trip for 10 to go to Japan!" Zoey cheered.
...
Stan tries to take a sip of sake.
"Hey, this isn't so bad. Maybe it's better than beer" he said as he continues to drink the Japanese alcoholic beverage.
…
"I found you Roger!" an Asian woman showed up, with long black hair, wearing an orange tank top, purple floral skirt, and high heels. She is voiced by Rinko Kikuchi.
"Who the hell are you?" Stan asked.
"I'm his wife! My name is Suki Sato" the lady introduced herself. "I'm Roger's wife!"
The Smiths, Wilsons, and Snot opened their mouths with shocked looks.
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Presently on American Dad...
Act 1
The scene takes place where we left off last time.
"Roger, you're married?!" Francine shouted.
"Here, let me explain to you guys" Roger recalled.
Flashback
"Stan and I got a little carried away with the sake. Then, I see some fascinating things" Roger recalled as he and Stan were each taking turns drinking on a bottle of sake. They start walking all dizzy and many things start to show up from out of nowhere. There were dragons, talking giant babies, buildings run by dark spirits with some wearing white masks, walking pigs with some flying on planes, a flying castle, a little girl flying with a broom, giant wolves, fish with little girl faces, and other creature from Hayao Mizaki movies.
(A/E Play One Summer's Day while reading this part.)
"I thought we were in that world where us people are not allowed but then again I'm not totally human so Stan was screwed. Anyways, then I saw this beautiful girl who dropped her purse on the lake. I came to the rescue and then..." the alien remembered as Suki was seen with her purse falling in the water. He rescues it and gives it back to the girl, who blushes and kisses him.
Flashback Ends
"Then what?" Hayley wondered.
"She asked me if I wanted to marry her and I said yes" Roger answered.
"I don't recall that!" Stan snapped.
"Yes you did" Roger remembered.
Flashback
"Stan, I'm getting married!" Roger exclaimed.
"That's great buddy! When's the wedding? Let's make it now!" Stan cheered in a drunken tone.
Flashback End
"Then I married Suki and ran away. So that's that. I'm now a husband" Roger finished.
"Roger, why didn't you tell us?" Steve asked.
"I didn't know what was going on okay? Stan and I got a little carried away with the sake!" Roger snapped.
"A little carried away?! You were gone for an extremely long time!" Francine shouted.
"Some roommate you are Stan. I was completely bored the entire night!" Michael recalled.
Flashback
Michael is reading a book at his hotel room.
"I should peep if my wife is undressing, but my daughter is in there so I better what. I know I can play with this!" he recalled as he takes out…a Tiger handheld game.
"Yeah, who said I'm too old to play video games?" he asked himself as he plays.
Flashback Ends
"Oh my God, you still play those?! Who the hell plays those stupid toys?! (Sigh) I do too! I just love them okay?" Jeff said as he crossed his arms.
"So now what are you going to do about this marriage?" Francine wondered.
"Roger and I are legally married so we should be together like a married couple" Suki answered.
"Suki my darling, I'm sorry but there has to be a mistake. I live with the Smith family. I can't stay here in Japan. I love you, but I'm not really to be a married man" Roger explained.
"No, you married me and you're going to stay married!" Suki snapped.
"Roger, this better not affect Zoey's performance, neither should you lady!" Steve said.
"I promise no interference!" Suki vowed.
"Okay then now that you're my wife, what should we do?" Roger asked.
"I'd say we go out on as a married couple" Suki answered.
"Well, that's that. So Zoey's next match isn't until a few hours, anyone want to go get snacks?" Michael asked.
"Sure" everyone answered in unison as they stood up and walked.
"Oh boy, I get to have some candy!" Jeff cheered while he gives baby Mary to Francine to hold.
"Jeff, no! I love you very much, but you get extremely crazy when you eat candy made outside of the United States" Hayley said.
"I don't" Snot said.
"Babe, that is not true! I am a good boy" Jeff said.
"You're not a boy anymore. You're a dad now" Hayley added.
"Do you really go crazy eating candy Jeff? I thought hippies are okay with that stuff" Steve said.
"They do, but Hayley won't let me have any fun!" Jeff complained.
"Remember our honeymoon to Mexico?" Hayley recalled.
Flashback
Jeff and Hayley go inside a Mexican candy store which is known as a dulceria.
"I'll take everything!" Jeff cheered as Hayley crossed her arms in anger.
"Fine, quiero todo" Jeff said as Hayley rolled her eyes in anger
Flashback Ends
"Not to mention the trip to England!" Hayley added
Flashback
Jeff is running around in circles just like in the Three Stooges.
"Woo woo woo woo woo" he said as his face is covered with lots of chocolate.
"Guys I'm so sorry!" Hayley apologized as her face turned bright red.
Flashback Ends
"Babe, I promise to control myself" Jeff vowed.
"Well okay" Hayley said.
Meanwhile, Zoey is looking at the flowers Steve gave him.
"I love my boyfriend" she told herself. Suddenly, she walks around and whistles a tune. She peeks at some place. It was Big Red, looking at a photo.
"I have to beat him" she told herself. "How in the world would he leave his mom to fulfill his destiny to be the greatest trainer in the whole world? The world may never know" Zoey left.
Meanwhile, Roger and Suki are dining at a sushi bar.
"So uh what do you do for fun?" the alien asked.
"I like dancing" Suki answered.
"I like sitting on the couch and watching TV" Roger added.
"I'm glad I married you. My ex-boyfriend left me to fulfill his journey that he never told me about" Suki said.
"Well, he's a douche bag, no?" Roger asked.
"Roger, how would you feel about being a parent?" Suki asked.
"Whoa, I think there's a mistake. I'm not the dad at all. We just got married and I want a divorce" the alien snapped.
"Well too bad! We're married and deal with it!" Suki shouted.
"Not if I can help it" Roger threw wasabi at her face and runs off.
(Screaming)
"Oh God, I'm dead aren't I?" he asked himself.
End of Act 1
Act 2
The rest of the Smith family, Zoey's parents, and Snot walked inside a store.
"Ooh, what's this?" Francine said as she picks up a box of…Mr. Sparkle detergent.
"Asian Homer Simpson? Has the world gone mad?" Jeff wondered.
"Jeff, he's only a fish shaped like a light bulb" Steve said.
"I heard that he transformed cute girls into sumo wrestlers" Snot added.
"Yes he does" Steve agreed.
Jeff sees the Japanese candy section, only for Hayley to block his view.
"Hey Jeff, how about I buy you a dirty anime? That way, Mary will be a big sister" she asked in a seductive tone.
"No babe. I think I'll pass" Jeff refused.
"How about this? I'll sleep in my t-shirt and panties for a year?" she requested.
"You do that all the time" he said.
"Oh crap you're right" she agreed. "(Sigh) fine, you can buy only one piece of candy but that's it. If you go crazy, I'll file for divorce. Oh who am I kidding? I can't divorce Mary's dad. Just please behave!" Hayley pleaded.
"I promise babe" Jeff accepted her plea.
"Steve, what are you doing?" Hayley asked.
"Hey Hayley, I'm buying some firecrackers. It's going to be awesome. Plus they have the three Egyptian God cards here! This is awesome!" Steve cheered.
"(Laughs) I got every Exodia card here! I will never lose at Yu-Gi-Oh ever again!" Snot exclaimed.
"Oh my God, he's a fraud!" Stan shouted as there was a fat guy in a Goku costume.
"Goku is not that fat! Get out of here fatty!" he shouted.
"Oh my God, it's Crush 40!" Steve cheered as he sees a CD of the band. "I'm buying this!"
Meanwhile, Roger is still on the loose after attacking his wife.
"How am I supposed to tell her I don't want to stay married? I'm a Smith alien, not a husband" he asked himself as Suki and a bunch of police officers are chasing him.
Meanwhile, everyone else returned to the area where the Pokemon tournament is being held.
"Zoey's next. Go sweetie!" Kat cheered on her daughter.
"Where's Roger?" Stan asked himself.
Meanwhile, Roger got extremely tired of running away that Suki found him.
"There he is, stop him!" she ordered as cops surrounded the alien.
"I didn't do anything back! I swear!" Roger cried.
"Where are the drugs?" one of the cops demanded.
"What drugs?" Roger asked.
"Wait, that's not the guy who stole the drugs? Oh man, we're out of here!" the cops leave.
"Roger, learn to accept that we're married and deal with it" Suki said.
"(Sigh) listen, I have to be honest. I got drunk from sake, okay? I want to live with my family. I love you but I'm not ready to be a married man. Isn't there another way out of this?" Roger asked.
"Well, can you beat me in Dance Dance Revolution?" she asked.
"Anything" the alien pleaded.
"Tell you what: if you beat me, I will divorce you. If you lose, you're stuck here forever!" Suki instructed.
"You're on!" Roger shook hands with his 'wife'.
Meanwhile, Zoey's Milotic is fighting against someone's Walrein.
"Milotic, use Dragon Pulse!" Zoey ordered as her Pokemon creates a direct hit on her opponent's Pokemon.
"And with that move, Zoey is one step closer to facing Big Red in the finals!" the announcer said.
"Walrein, use Blizzard!" the opponent ordered, but it choked as it missed the move.
(Oohing)
"That's going to hurt so much" the announcer added.
"Finish him up with one final Hydro Pump!" Zoey ordered as Milotic makes that move and declared victory.
(Cheering)
"Zoey Wilson has advanced to the finals against Big Red" the judge announced.
"All right Zoey" Steve and Snot stood up and jumped and hugged each other.
"Wow Jeff, you look well-behaved" Hayley said.
"Thanks babe. I guess I'll wait until the finals to eat this candy" Jeff added.
"Of course" Hayley said as she rolled her eyes while chuckling.
Meanwhile, Roger and Suki are at a Dance Dance Revolution arcade. They start dancing in the video game. The song choice is the Nyan Cat song.
"Hell no pen!" the alien shouted while breaking the fourth wall. However, Suki is winning by 4000 points.
"Come on Roger, think for a sec" the alien said to himself as he does some bizarre dance moves to equalize Suki's score.
(Cheering)
"I'm still going to be your wife" Suki attempts to cheat by spitting on Roger's dance floor, but the alien counters as he does a break-dance.
(Loud cheering)
"You're not going to win that easily" Suki said as she shakes her butt as she taps her feet.
(Wolf whistling)
"Oh yeah?" Roger mimics the same.
(Roaring)
The two continue to dance as the song is almost finished. Suki attempts to do her finishing move and successfully do so, only for Roger to do it better!
The game is over…and Roger wins by 1 point.
"Yes, I win! I'm free! So long sucker!" the alien taunted.
"Well, congratulations" Suki left as she ran off, crying.
"What's her problem?" Roger asked himself.
Meanwhile, Zoey is getting ready for the final battle. Steve shows up.
"Zoey, are you sure you want to continue? He's hard, you know" Steve said.
"I don't know. I'm scared" Zoey said.
"You got this girlfriend" Steve added with a smile.
"Thanks babe" Zoey kisses him.
"All I know is that Big Red always wins with one attack. I'm not trying to scare you but you got this" Steve said.
"Thanks for the advice Steve" Zoey added.
"Win or lose, we're still together" Steve whispered as the couple hug and kiss while the chorus of Never Say Never by The Fray plays.
"….(she's going down)" Big Red thought to himself.
Roger returns with the rest of the Smith family.
"Hey guys, Suki and I are now divorced!" he cheered.
"Then why is she crying nonstop over there?" Stan pointed out at Roger's ex-wife.
"Excuse me for a sec" Roger said as he walked away.
"Hmm, maybe this is the right time to eat this candy" Jeff said.
"Jeff, you're not helping" Hayley snapped.
"What? Roger almost separated us" Jeff explained.
"Suki, I'm sorry you lost and that I'm not your husband anymore" Roger apologized.
"It's not that. I think I'm pregnant!" Suki cried.
"Say what?!" Roger exclaimed.
"Oh man, things got too spicy for the pepper!" Francine cheered as everyone glared at her.
"What?" she asked.
End of Act 2
Act 3
"What do you mean we're pregnant? I haven't even done it with you!" Roger shouted.
"I know, but the fact that I don't have a husband for my baby showed that I'm going to struggle" Suki added.
"Who's the father?" Roger asked.
"Him" Suki pointed at…Big Red.
"The reigning Pokemon champion?! Are you serious?!" Roger shouted.
"I married you so my baby can have a dad, but since you desperately want to divorce, it's not going to happen" Suki cried.
"Whoa, hang on a sec. You need to tell him the truth. You have to take Big Red back! If not, I'll be there for the little guy" Roger suggested.
"You would do that for me? You will help me win back my ex-boyfriend?" Suki wondered.
"I'll help you. Watch this" Roger said as he left and went to approach Big Red.
"… (What do you want?)" Big Red asked.
"Your ex-girlfriend is pregnant and you're the dad. Please take her back!" Roger pleaded.
"… (Not now I'm busy)" Big Red snapped.
"It's true!" the alien shouted. "Fine, I'll take care of the child myself then!" the alien left.
Later, it was the final battle between Zoey and Big Red. Zoey chooses her Milotic while Big Red chooses Snorlax.
"Snorlax, use Body Slam" he ordered as it attacks the pink Pokemon.
(Oohing)
"Come on Zoey, don't give up!" Steve encouraged.
"Milotic, Hydro Pump!" Zoey ordered, but her Pokemon is left paralyze.
"Excuse me but is that your girlfriend?" Suki asked.
"Yes, what about her?" Steve asked.
"I think I can help her win" Suki suggested as she stood up and walked down.
As the battle continues, Milotic is struggling.
"Come on Milotic, use Recover!" Zoey ordered, but it could not move.
"It's over madam" Big Red snapped as his Snorlax is about to defeat Zoey's Milotic. "Now Snorlax, finish her off with Body Slam!"
"Zoey, no!" Steve shouted as the heavy Pokemon was about to slam the pink sea creature until…
"STOP!" it was Suki.
"I'm sorry but the tournament cannot be interrupted. No exceptions!" the judge ordered.
"You don't understand! Big Red, I'm pregnant with your baby!" Suki shouted.
(Gasping)
"Snorlax stop! I'm sorry but what did you say? Is that the same thing that weird looking guy told me?" Big Red wondered.
"Ma'am, I'm not going to tell you again!" the judge shouted.
"Sir, as the defending champion, I demand you give us a quick timeout!" Big Red ordered.
"You have 5 minutes!" the judge ordered.
"Red, I'm sorry but I love you! I want you to take me back! I know I haven't been a perfect girlfriend for you but hear me out, my baby needs a dad. I thought marrying Roger was a good idea, but it made things worse. Please give me one more chance!" Suki begged as tears stream down her face.
"(Sigh) you do sound sorry. Are you divorced?" Big Red asked.
"Yes" Suki answered.
"Okay you know what? I quit! Zoey, congratulations! I want to spent all my eternity with this beautiful girl and become a dad. I can finally become a doctor, just like my daddy wants me too! So long suckers!" Big Red waved as he carried his wife, but she got off for a bit.
"Give me one second" she said as she approached Roger.
"Thank you Roger for giving me the courage to win back my love. If things don't wrong, feel free to take me back" Suki said as she kissed the alien's forehead and leaves with Big Red.
"Wait Suki!" Roger ordered as the couple stopped.
"I want to be help you guys since I'm not married anymore. I'll send in $100 a week to help you guys out" Roger suggested.
"Thank you Roger" Suki smiled.
"I really appreciate it man" Big Red smiled too. "Bye!"
"I did it! My first international kiss!" Roger exclaimed at Stan.
"Well ladies and gentlemen, due to technical difficulties and due to Big Red withdrawing the match, the winner…and new champion is….ZOEY WILSON!" the judge announced.
(Cheering)
"Way to go Zoey!" Steve cheered as he takes off his orange shirt and waves it around. Everyone around him looks at him in disgust.
"Sorry" Steve stopped and sat down.
Zoey smiles at the people as she receives the trophy from the judge. She waves at them as well.
"Congratulations Zoey! As the winner of not only this special trophy, you also receive a special prize? You guys ready to see the mystery prize?" the judge asked everyone.
(Cheering)
"It is…" he announced as a curtain opens, only to reveal…
"…a year supply of Japanese toilet candy!" the judge exclaimed.
(Record scratching)
"Uh thanks for the prize, but I rather have this trophy. I'll give my prize for the people that came with me to this trip. Thank you ladies and gentlemen!" Zoey cheered.
(Cheering)
"I love her! More candy for me, yes!" Jeff jumped out and down like a child.
"Oh God!" Hayley covered her face in embarrassment.
Later, as everyone and everything from the area left, it was the Smiths, Wilsons, and Snot who are left.
"What do we do with all this candy?" Jeff wondered. "I guess I can put some in my pockets or in this case, all of it!"
"Jeff, you can't possibly eat all of this!" Hayley added
"You're right. How about this? I'll take only 100 of these and give the rest for charity" Jeff explained.
"Good idea" Hayley agreed.
"Can I have some too?" Snot begged.
"Sure kid" Jeff agreed as he pats Snot's head.
"Zoey, I'm proud of you. You did an amazing job!" Steve said as he makes out with his girlfriend.
"Thanks babe. I wouldn't be upset if I lost should Big Red not withdraw. I hope one day we will have a rematch" Zoey added.
"We still have a few days left. What should we do?" Michael asked.
A few days later, the Smiths, Wilsons, and Snot are riding on the plane to go home. Everyone brought a little something to remember from Japan: Stan (High School of the Dead DVD), Francine (cat figurine), Hayley (mask), Mary (Hello Kitty doll), Jeff (candy), Steve (firecrackers), Kat (kimono), Michael (fan), Klaus (koi fish toy), Roger (a photo of his ex-wife Suki), Zoey (trophy), and Snot (sushi and candy).
"We had a good time, right guys?" Stan asked.
"Yes!" everyone cheered in unison.
Roger looks at the window.
"Are you okay Roger?" Zoey asked.
"I'm fine Zo. I miss Suki already" the alien explained.
"I'm sure you'll find someone else one day pal" Steve added.
"Thanks man" Roger smiled as we see Big Red and Suki having a meal at a restaurant many distant miles apart from the plane and Japan.
The screen fades to black.
(Credits Roll)
Many days later, Stan is back at the CIA, trying to knock on Bullock's door.
"Sir, are you done?" he asked.
"No, I'm in a meeting. Go away!" he shouted, off-screen. Inside his office, he is only wearing an undershirt and boxers as he is watching High School of the Dead on a TV.
"This show is so hot! All right, I'll give Smith his promotion tomorrow. One more episode" he said.
End of Act 3
I hope you enjoyed this chapter! See you next week. Only 6 more episodes left. This is pen123 signing off!