I don't own anything, especially the songs, but I only own my OC Zoey Wilson.
Act 1
The scene takes place at the Smith household. Hayley and Jeff are looking inside the attic.
"Babe, I know I have this toy I used to play with when I was a baby" Jeff said.
"Do you know the name of it?" Hayley wondered.
"No idea babe" Jeff said as he picked up a few boxes to move.
"Let's see here: Roger's tighty whities, Steve's karate trophy from 2nd grade, and the first pair of condoms we used when we had sex for the first time, ooh, what's this?" Jeff asked as he saw a photo.
"What is it babe?" Hayley asked.
"Babe, you didn't tell me you were in a band" Jeff was amazed.
"Jeff, I wasn't, well not for a long time ago. Let me see" Hayley said as Jeff hands her the photo. It was her and five other girls as a rock band.
"What band is that? Are you the original Black Sheep?" Jeff asked in an excited tone.
"Not really, but our group name was Silent Six" Hayley answered.
"Silent Six? Isn't it a bit ironic because you make music and music is never silent?" Jeff wondered.
"Oh no (laughs) it was a catchy name. We were a popular band until we got into an argument to see who the lead singer was" Hayley explained.
"So you never performed a song then?" Jeff asked.
"I'm afraid not" Hayley answered.
"Babe, I'd say reunite with them. That way, you can show us that you still got it" Jeff suggested.
"You really think so?" Hayley asked.
"Only one way to find out" Jeff added. "Oh there it is, my Slinky!"
"Jeff, that's a terrible toy for Mary!" Hayley snapped.
"Yes ma'am, but I still get to play with it" Jeff said as he plays with the Slinky and laughs along the way.
Later, Hayley visits a house and it was the home of Kristen from Faking Bad.
"Hi Kristen, do you remember this band?" Hayley asked as she showed her the photo.
"Oh my God Hayley, yes I do. I was the bassist of the band. It must be Silent Six. Oh my God, it's been forever" Kristen said. "I wish Danuta and Zooey were here, but they're not. I know the rest of the girls. Do you want us to contact them?"
"Sure, why not?" Hayley answered with a smile.
"Hello ma'am, you need something to drink?" a butler asked. (A/E He is voiced by Neil Patrick Harris.)
"No I'm good. Thanks anyways" Hayley said as she left.
Later, Hayley and Kristen were with four other girls.
"Audrey, it's so good to see you" Kristen said.
"Thanks girl. Hey Hayley, how are you?" Audrey said. She has long brown hair that reaches her hips. She wears a green tank top, blue jeans, and red sneakers. Her voice actress is Bella Thorn.
"Good to see you Audrey. Hey Taylor, how you been?" Hayley answered and asked.
"Hayley, it's good to see you" Taylor responded. She has long black hair. She wears a white top, jean shorts, and brown boots. Her voice actress is Anna Paquin.
"Hey girls, remember me? I'm Luisa" the girl with short red hair wearing a red shirt and blue jeans with red sandals answered. She is voiced by Kristen Schaal.
"Hey Luisa! Oh boy Jenny you're here!" Kristen cheered.
"What's up?" the girl with short black hair, black shirt, black skater skirt, and black sneakers answered. She is voiced by Megan Fahlenbock.
"Hello ladies, anything to drink?" the butler asked.
"Actually sir, I'll have some fruit punch" Hayley requested.
"Make that 6" Kristen suggested.
"Six punches, coming right up" the butler left.
"Perfect, the old band is back together. The big question is who should be the singer?" Audrey wondered.
"Guys, I want to show you something" Hayley said as she shows the girls a video on her phone. It was her singing at Roger's bar.
"Hello ladies; your punches are here" the butler left them at the table.
"Hayley, you're perfect. You should be the lead singer!" Taylor cheered.
"All right! The ongoing mystery is over! Crap, I got my pants covered in punch!" Hayley shouted.
"I can take them" the butler said as Hayley removes her pants and gives them to him, revealing her white panties. She covers her underwear with her hands.
"Oh relax Hayley, it's just us girls and besides my butler has a boyfriend" Kristen said. "Here, this will make you feel better" she removes her skirt, revealing her light blue panties.
"Thanks Kristen" Hayley said.
"So ladies, I was thinking the band should be the likes of The Donnas, Metric, Evanescence, and so on" Audrey suggested.
"Only The Donnas were an all female band" Hayley added.
"Well, we can still be badass" Taylor said.
"Okay how about a song where we talk about a guy who broke our hearts and raw away with it?" Kristen suggested.
"How about a song where the guy falls in love with a girl only for the girl to leave him with his bully?" Hayley suggested.
"I can't think with you two ladies standing in your underwear" Taylor snapped.
"Madam, you're jeans are clean and ready" the butler said as he hands Hayley her jeans back. Hayley puts them back on.
"That was fast" Hayley said with a smile.
"Better?" Kristen asked as she puts her skirt back on.
"Yes" both Taylor and Hayley said.
"Good, hey guys, I got the perfect song" Jenny said.
"Is it something funny?" Luisa wondered.
"Not at all, but something dark instead; I call it…Black Sheep" Jenny revealed.
"I heard that song before" Hayley added.
"I give up" Jenny frowned.
"We can still use it. We'll give the original band credit and I'll sing it" Hayley suggested.
"Perfect. Ladies, do you remember the instruments you used to play?" Kristen asked.
Unbeknown to the ladies, someone is spying them.
"Perfect!" it was Roger using a pair of binoculars.
"Roger, what are you doing?" Jeff asked.
"Hey Jeffrey, I was looking for…Mars" the alien lied.
"If you're spying on my wife, knock it off!" Jeff snapped.
"I saw her undies!" the alien cheered.
"So? I see them all the time" Jeff rolled his eyes and left. "Oh wait a second…" Jeff kicks him in the groin.
"What the hell was that?!" Roger cried.
"You pervert! If you don't mind, I need to give Mary a bath" Jeff walked out as Roger was wincing in pain.
End of Act 1
Act 2
Hayley walks back home. Roger is sitting on the couch.
"Roger, what are you doing here?" Hayley asked.
"Oh nothing, I just wanted to ask if you…wanted a manager for the band" the alien answered.
"Why?" Hayley wondered as she crossed her arms.
"Oh come on Hayley, do you want to be famous or not?" Roger asked.
"Fine, but behave! Three strikes and your ass is fired!" Hayley snapped but accepted Roger's deal.
"Awesome. Oh and by the way, nice undies!" Roger laughed as Hayley kicks him in the groin.
"What the hell is it with people kicking me?! Is it because I sent Jeff into outer space?!" the alien cried.
Days later, a bunch of people are sitting at the auditorium. Steve and Zoey are in audience, along with the rest of the Smiths and Wilsons. Jeff is holding on to baby Mary, while she wears earmuffs.
"Ladies, you ready for this?" Hayley asked the ladies as they were backstage, all wearing black dresses and high heeled boots.
"We got this girl!" Luisa smiled.
"And now ladies and gentlemen, presenting you the band that reunited from high school for the very first time, here's Silent Six!" the announcer said as the curtain opens to reveal the band.
(Cheering)
"Oh my God, your sister is the lead singer?" Zoey asked in an amazed tone.
"Hayley's an awesome singer Zoey. I haven't seen her perform with a band" Steve added.
"Hello Langley Falls!" Hayley shouted as the audience cheer for her.
"Good luck girls!" Roger encouraged while wearing a blue polo shirt, jeans, brown shoes, and a black hair wig.
(Music plays)
I see you in the ages
My heart filled with rages
My goal for you to die
So time could fly by
(Cheering)
Why do you hate me?
Why do you hate me?
What did I do to you?
What did I do to you?
It hurts to see you go.
When the lights are turned down low
I went away to the park.
I want to kiss your tears away tonight
I regret the day we left.
You never thought you'd leave
It was cold and lonely.
I wish i could say tonight that when you bend
(Cheering)
"So far so good" Roger said as he was watching them.
Later, the band performs a different song.
"You guys heard this one before, but I changed the lyrics and I don't own the song so here goes nothing" Hayley said as the band starts the music.
"I think I heard this one" Zoey said.
"You know?" Steve asked.
"OH YEAH!" Hayley shouted.
"Oh crap" Steve whined.
Hello again friend of a friend
I knew the end
Our common goal was waiting for our worlds to blend
Now that the truth is just a rumor that bend
You cross the path
Shake shift and trick
The pain of wrath
Standing my head all aboard
Looking everywhere
Everyone, ooh
Pulls away, ooh
From you….
"Something tells me Hayley changed the lyrics" Steve said.
"Hayley admitted she did and the band was okay" Jeff added.
Later, the band performs other songs.
Seth MF is the son of the devil
His cold heart is a whole new level
I wish he would go away
In a world of sea on a bay
(Cheering)
And another…
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
You broke my heart
Like a metal pointy dart
"I love it!" Roger cheered.
Finally, the band receives a huge standing ovation.
"HAYLEY! HAYLEY! HAYLEY! HAYLEY!" the audience shouted.
"Thanks to this awesome band, we couldn't have done it, so please don't forget to credit them. Good night everyone!" Hayley cheered.
"Ladies, you did it! We're going to be the next big thing!" Roger cheered.
"You mean…"Jenny wondered.
"We're famous now!" Roger shows the band the cover of Rolling Stones magazine.
Days later, we see a montage of the band touring around the United States, performing the same songs during the montage.
Later, they are riding inside a party bus.
"Woo! Let's party!" Audrey cheered as the band mates got drunk on champagne.
"HAYLEY! HAYLEY! HAYLEY! HAYLEY!" a lot of people are outside of the bus, holding posters of Hayley.
"Hayley, what's all this?" Kristen asked.
"Oh the little kids have a crush on me. How cute is that?" Hayley laughed.
"I'm cute too" Kristen said.
"Guys come on, we're supposed to be a band, remember?" Taylor said.
"You're right. I'm sure it's a onetime thing" Audrey said.
Later, the band is getting ready to perform at Madison Square Garden.
"Go out there and kick some butt ladies!" Roger encouraged.
"We're performing just one song to prove we're ready" Kristen said.
"Here goes nothing" Hayley said as the band went onstage to perform.
"Silent Six!" the announcer cheered.
The band performs Black Sheep again.
"Okay, I hope the ladies don't cause drama" Roger said.
Standing my head all aboard
Looking everywhere
Everyone, ooh
Pulls away, ooh
From you
It's a mechanical bull at number one
Go take a ride from anyone
Everyone wants to ride
Pulls away, ooh
From you
Hayley throws guitar pucks at the band.
(Cheering)
"Hey, we needed those!" Jenny shouted while she performs the drums.
"Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen! Please don't forget to check our website. Thanks ladies. Don't forget to ask for our autographs and take photos with the members of the band!" Hayley encouraged as the band went backstage.
"Hayley, what are you doing?" Audrey asked in an angry tone.
"Guys, I mean girls, I made the band popular" Hayley answered.
"Hayley, you need to stop showing off!" Taylor snapped.
"How was I showing off? I did nothing wrong. I kept my dress on and what not" Hayley added.
"Well, every time you sing with that voice, we're being ignored" Jenny said.
"Guys, I told you I told the fans to support you also" Hayley pleaded.
"I'm sorry but we're a band, remember? Therefore, you're out of the band!" Taylor confessed.
"WHAT?! WHY?!" Hayley shouted.
"We want to be popular too!" Kristen explained.
"I'm not going to say it again. I told you I told the fans to give you guys credit! I'm doing my best to make sure I don't become one of those snotty popular singers that care about themselves!" Hayley added.
"I'm sorry but Silent Six is now Silent Five" Audrey said in a quiet tone.
"The fans asked us where's Hayley or we want Hayley's signature but not us" Luisa added.
"Guys, I even asked you to sign their autographs too but you said no" Hayley snapped.
"But we want to be asked not requested" Jenny argued.
"You really don't want me anyone huh?" Hayley whimpered.
"I'm sorry but it's time for a singer who's not hot and us being better than the singer" Kristen said.
"(Crying) I thought we were friends!" Hayley cried as she ran off.
"Boy that was too spicy for the pepper!" Roger laughed backstage.
End of Act 2
Act 3
Hayley is lying on her bed, crying.
(Door knocking)
"Unless it's Jeff or Mary, go away!" she cried.
The door opened to be…Zoey.
"Not even me?" she asked.
"Hey Zoey, what's up?" Hayley asked.
"Hayley, what happened?" Zoey asked.
"I got kicked out of the band because they blame me for taking too much attention. I tried to tell them we should be equal but no I'm being blame because fans love me" Hayley explained.
"Hayley, it's not your fault. I know you're not a show off! You're too nice to be one" Zoey said.
"You really think so?" Hayley asked.
"I know so. It's like expelling a student for getting straight A's by studying hard, you know. Don't forget, I hope they'll come crawling back and demand an apology" Zoey added.
"Thanks Zoey" Hayley hugs her.
"Anytime pal. See you later. Steve really wants to show me how to play Kingdom Hearts" Zoey added with a smile.
Later, the band is hosting auditions to look for a new lead singer.
"Name?" Kristen asked.
It was…Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls. As he was going to open his mouth…
"NEXT!" Kristen shouted. Then it was Barry, Toshi, Snot, Lisa Silver, and many people, but none were accepted.
"I guess we can stick to Silent Five" Audrey said.
"Yeah, why not? I call dibs on lead singer!" Kristen cheered as the rest of the girls groaned.
The next day, Stan picks up the newspaper which reads "SINGER FIRED FOR BEING TOO POPULAR: BAND IS RENAMED SILENT FIVE".
"Huh, that's interesting. The weather calls for rain and yet it's sunny as hell" Stan laughed for a moment.
We see Hayley playing with her daughter Mary.
"That's why mommy should never reunite with her high school friends. They form bands and fire the nice member because they think they're better than everyone else. I don't believe in that" she talked to her in a cooing tone.
(Mary laughing)
"At least I have one satisfied fan" Hayley said.
"What about me babe?" Jeff asked.
"Fine, two satisfied fans" Hayley said.
"Don't forget us" Steve and Zoey walk by while holding hands.
"Anyone else?" Hayley asked.
You see me typing as I also raised my hand.
A few days later, the band is performing at the auditorium where Silent Six originally play.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Silent Five!" the announcer said as the curtains revealed the band minus Hayley.
(Silence)
"Where's Hayley?" one fan asked.
"1, 2, 3 4!" Kristen started the music.
(Booing)
"WE WANT HAYLEY! WE WANT HAYLEY! WE WANT HAYLEY!" the crowd up roared. "THIS BAND SUCKS! THIS BAND SUCKS!"
"Okay, you know what? Screw yourselves you spoiled brats!" Kristen throws her guitar at the audience, but the audience retreated.
"Kristen, what was that?" Taylor asked.
"These fans are nothing more than stupid bandwagon fans!" Kristen shouted.
"You don't have to act like a bitch!" Jenny snapped.
"Who are you calling a bitch?!" Kristen screamed as she and Jenny started fighting.
"Ladies, stop! Ladies, I realized something. Hayley brought peace within the band together and that's why we became popular. We had chemistry until we decided it was a smart idea to fire her. Look what we have done. The fans hate us and unless we do something, Silent Five is no more" Luisa explained.
"We have been real bitches huh? I guess we owe Hayley an apology" Kristen suggested.
"Ladies, what are you doing?" Roger walks in.
"Roger, we need Hayley back. The band will not go anywhere unless we get her back" Taylor explained.
"Fine with me" Roger said as the girls left while the alien takes out a cigarette.
Later, the ladies arrive at the Smith household.
(Door knocking)
Steve opens the door.
"Ladies, I'm sorry but I'm already taken" he tried to close the door, but was stopped.
"No kid, we need to see your sister" Kristen explained.
Hayley walks down, looking pissed.
"Hi ladies. You came to fire me again?" she crossed her arms.
"Hayley, we're deeply sorry for firing you! We need you! I thought you were taking attention away from us, but you weren't. You were keeping the band together and we feel like crap for removing you! Will you please ever forgive us?" Kristen begged.
"Oh Francine look, some bimbos want to be with Hayley. Maybe a pillow fight can settle things straight" Stan suggested.
"STAN!" Francine shouted.
"My bad. Carry on ladies" Stan leaves.
"I don't know. Maybe I'm too popular to be with you. Maybe the profit for the band is too much for me" Hayley walks back upstairs.
"Please Hayley? We promise to never get rid of you again!" Taylor cried.
"Well you do seem sorry. Sure I forgive you" Hayley smiled as the girls share a group hug.
Jeff walks in while holding baby Mary.
"Dear Penthouse forum…" Jeff smiled as the ladies glare at him.
The next day, the band performs at a concert and the last song is Black Sheep.
"Give a round of applause for Silent Six!" Hayley announced.
(Cheering)
"Ladies and gentlemen, I want to say sorry for us firing Hayley and being rude and disrespectful to you guys as well. We love you and we promise to not hurt anyone ever again! We love you all!" Kristen announced.
(Cheering)
"Hayley, you were badass!" Kristen smiled.
"Thanks Kristen" Hayley added.
"Hayley, we're sorry we doubted you. I feel that you are the best member ever, instead of being the worst. What do you say we continue touring?" Audrey suggested.
"Thanks, but the only band I want to be is with my husband and daughter" Hayley answered.
"Fine with me. How about you perform with us one final time on Saturday?" Taylor suggested.
"I'd like that very much!" Hayley cheered.
(Credits roll)
"Ladies, that was marvelous! We should rename Silent Sluts! We'll make millions!" Roger suggested but the ladies glare at him.
"Why do people not like me?" Roger asked as he looks down. "I told you I was sorry for sending Jeff into outer space! It wasn't my fault. It was Seth's!"
"Come on ladies!" Hayley said as they left.
End of Act 3
There you have it ladies and gentlemen. It was hard to create songs and use them also, but I'm hoping that it worked well. I hope that this is somehow better than that Family Guy episode "Into Harmony's Way". Read and review and peace out, folks.