A/N: HEY GUYS OMG sorry i haven't updated this in like...years...LOL jk i's only been like a month...or so...LOL again sorry, things have been hell and I never had the time to think of what should happen next! I dont want to keep you guys for too long, so I'll answer reviews NEXT CHAPTER k? Sorry again and ALL UR REVIEWS kept me going thanks guys!
Chapter 5
Never in her life had Natsuki ever been so pissed off. She felt like smacking, strangling, and
other things principals of academies should never do to none other than the unbelievably persistent blonde standing in front of her this instant. She just couldn't believe it. How could one person talk as much as 40 Chies or Aois? Her lecture went on forever. Of course, all Natsuki could really hear was, "blablablablaprincipalblablalblaGarderobeblablabladeadblablbablastrangle…"
In other words, she completely ignored words not concerning her, Garderobe, or causing physical pain to another being, which is what she would rather be doing at this moment. They had been sitting in the lobby listening to Haruka's babbling for nearly 3 hours now. Yukino had pulled out a laptop a couple of hours ago, knowing Haruka wouldn't be stopping anytime soon. Shizuru was still sitting there, smiling, and drinking tea that she had happened to pop out, and Natsuki…Natsuki was there…but not really.
Instead of listening to the incoherent words(to her) of Haruka, she began to think up ways to 'accidentally' stab, shoot, strangle, blow up, murder, and kill Haruka without getting into trouble. Unfortunately for her, Haruka had stopped her talking before she could think of a good idea, "And that's why drinking too much tea is bad for you."
Haruka stood proudly in front of the three obviously uninterested people in front of her. Her eyes went to Yukino first, who was still typing away at her computer, then to Shizuru who had her eyes closed as she kept sipping on her tea, and then Natsuki who was leaning her head on her right hand as she looked deep in thought.
"Hey! Were any of you listening to me?!"
Yukino and Shizuru were the first to respond to her, Yukino, by looking up from her computer screen, and Shizuru by placing her cup of tea down on the table beside her arm chair. Haruka tapped her foot at Natsuki, who still seemed to ignore her and continued on with whatever she was thinking of. Natsuki, hearing the annoying tapping sound on the carpet sighed, and then looked up at Haruka, "Do you mind? I'm trying to think here."
"Actually, YES I DO mind! Did you hear a word I said?"
"What do you think?"
Haruka balled up her fists and was about to approach Natsuki when Yukino stepped in, not allowing Haruka to go any further. Haruka grumbled something about a 'stupid sex whore' and then 'rabbits' as Yukino got her to finally shut up and sit down. Shizuru was the first to speak after, "Well, since you two are already here, why don't you stay?"
Natsuki looked incredulously at Shizuru, "You've gotta be joking! I'm not gonna deal with that here! Besides," she looked a bit sad, "I thought we were supposed to be spending time alone on this trip?"
Shizuru smiled at the cutely pouting Natsuki, "Do not worry Natsuki, I'm sure we'll still have plenty of time together, I believe Miss Armitage and the president also want some 'alone' time ne? That trip here was a long one, and I'm sure Miss Armitage could use a…break." Shizuru smirked while Yukino tried to keep her glasses from falling off and as Haruka tried to keep herself from landing on her butt on the ground from surprise, "You are the president Miss Chrysant, but sometimes subordinates need 'special' attention don't you think?"
"Vi-Viola-san!" Yukino was so red; she made a tomato look blue.
Natsuki raised her eyebrows at the two blushing people in front of her, and then she turned her attention to Shizuru, "Oh? Now I really wonder what you two do in your little 'private' meetings." The grin on Natsuki's face was so big she could have sworn it reached from one side of her face to the other.
Shizuru giggled as she faced Natsuki, whose smile only grew larger. Shizuru placed a quick kiss on Natsuki's cheek before saying, "My Natsuki is so cute when she smiles like that." Natsuki was too busy smiling that she didn't even blush.
Haruka finally stood up and faced the couple in front of her, "Fine, We'll stay. But know this you Bubuzuke woman, we're not done yet."
Shizuru smiled as a response, "Of course Armitage-san, we will talk some more tomorrow."
Natsuki was still too deep in her good mood to be phased by this exchange of words she most likely would have freaked out at if she were anywhere near her usual self.
As they returned to the hotel room, Natsuki couldn't help but question Shizuru like a child, "Oi…Shizuru?"
Shizuru turned to Natsuki and smiled, "Yes?"
Natsuki fidgeted a bit before saying, "Do you…do you really think I look cute when I smile?" Natsuki turned red, not knowing what in the hell possessed her to ask such a childish question.
Shizuru giggled and gave her a peck on the cheek, "Yes, I do. But, Natsuki is even cuter when she blushes." Natsuki turned away and blushed…well…some more.
Finally making it back to their hotel room, Natsuki went to the bathroom to change into more comfortable sleeping clothes. She quickly undressed, leaving her dirty clothes all over the bathroom counter, and redressed with a pair of boxers and a white t-shirt. Natsuki was scratching the back of her head, still wondering why she had asked what she did. Her reaction to the words were not expressed until she had entered the bathroom...gotta change…grumble grumble…HOLY SHIT WTF I asked Shizuru THAT?!...calm down Natsuki…calm down…NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN…holy fu-…ok…wait be calm, I'm a principal I should be able to cope with sit- OH FUCK THAT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT! After remembering her little temper tantrum inside the bathroom, she opened the door slowly. She'll tease me about that forever…sigh…
Shizuru was sitting on the bed already in her light purple nightie, doing what she did best, drinking tea. She placed the cup down on the table next to her when Natsuki came in, "Ara, Natsuki, won't you smile for me again? You're so cute when you ask questions like that…" she entered a dreamy like state as Natsuki turned her eyes into slits and grumbled all the way to the bed. Once at the edge, she sat there and sighed. Natsuki ran a hand through her hair as she let her upper body fall back on the bed, her arms spread out on either side. She closed her eyes.
Natsuki still had her eyes closed when she heard Shizuru shuffling around behind her. She then felt two soft and elegant hands, a lady's hands, take her head and place it on a warm, soft, and smooth surface. Natsuki opened her eyes, only to look straight into those crimson eyes she loved so much. Shizuru had placed her head on her lap and was now running her fingers through Natsuki's hair.
"Oi…Shizuru…"
Shizuru continued to play with Natsuki's hair, "Hmm?"
"…don't make fun of me…"
Shizuru stopped what she was doing and looked at Natsuki. Their eyes were so locked on each other a crack hyped Haruka couldn't pull them part.
"…but I think you have the most mesmerizing eyes I've ever seen…" Natsuki then reverted back to her childish pout after seeing the corner of Shizuru's mouth curving into a well known smirk.
"Why should I make fun of you? I love when Natsuki tells me things like that."
Natsuki then formed a small smile. Shizuru reached down and they shared a slow and gentle kiss, softly caressing the other's tongue with their own. They parted after a few minutes and once again looked deeply into the other's eyes. A knock on the door awoke them from their dream. Natsuki grumbled at the door and looked at Shizuru with a face saying, 'don't answer it'. Shizuru smiled and pointed at the door, to which Natsuki sighed and messed her hair. She reluctantly got up and went to the door.
Once she opened it, she saw a young teenager meet her at the door. Natsuki wondered what in the hell could a stranger want with her at this time of night. After seeing the glare Natsuki was giving him, he quickly stiffened and let the words come out, "I'm sorry! I know it says 'do no disturb' on your door miss, but this gentleman insisted that he see you."
Natsuki gave the kid a 'humph', "Yeah? Well tell whoever it is they can't come back tomorrow, see ya."
As she was about to close the door when a more than familiar voice reached her ears, "Now now Natsuki, I thought you had that whole temper problem fixed by now. If I had a woman as pretty as Shizuru-san, hell I don't know what could make me mad."
Natsuki turned to the direction of the voice and gave a look of surprise, "Jin!"(a/n yes I used Jin again cuz he's awesome) The man named Jin smiled at her and waved, "what are you doin' here?"
He frowned, "What? I can't come see my favoritested person in the world?"
"One, speak like a grown man," she chuckled, "and two, how in the hell did you find me so fast? I wasn't expecting you 'til at least tomorrow."
"Aren't you glad I came? It's been a while, besides, Sasoi-chan tipped me off as well, and I couldn't resist." His grin grew.
"You're never going to forget that are you?"
He let out a hearty laugh, "Hell no. Oh, and Shizuru-san is?"
Natsuki then looked up as if remembering something, "Oh yeah, she's inside. Shizuru!"
When Natsuki and Jin stepped into the room, Jin was sent to the floor in a mixture of laughter, embarrassment, and a 'couldn't be helped' nose bleed. Natsuki stood there, not knowing what to do. It took her a few seconds to process what was happening, "SHIZURU!" Shortly after, she passed out, a bad habit she started to recently have apparently. Jin laughed and laughed, apologizing all the while, rolling on the ground as he held on to his stomach.
Shizuru did her best to cover herself, the only noises made by the sheets and the "Ara ara" from time to time. She took the sheets and covered herself completely, trying to shield her naked form from the 'stranger' in her room. Jin finally got up after 2 minutes of laughing and was wiping his eyes, "Ha...ha…hoo...hee...eheh…heh…sorry…I…naked…you…Natsuki…HAHAHAHA….oh god…hah…hah….so…heh….you're Shizuru-san…I take it?"
Shizuru had recovered from her covering frenzy enough to be able to answer the mysterious man in front of her, "Yes, and might I ask who might you be?"
"Ah…hehe" he wiped his eyes and cleared his throat, "Where are my manners, excuse me, I'm Jin, Toushiro Jin. I'm an old friend of Natsuki's; the one who lent you guys the bike."
Shizuru was a bit more at ease after hearing this information, but still feeling exposed to this man she had just met, "Oh, how nice. So you've known Natsuki since she was little?"
"Pretty much, though I see she's been doing fine without me." He grinned.
Shizuru's interest grew as she found out that he had known Natsuki for quite a while, "So tell me…what was Natsuki like when she was little?"
Jin grinned even more and sat down on the edge of the bed, the grin still plastered on his face, "I thought you'd never ask Viola-san…but you might want to get dressed first eh?"
Shizuru look down at herself and laughed, "You're right."
"Well, then, you should dress." He got up from the bed, "Oh and…" he pointed to the passed out Natsuki on the floor, her eyes spiraling out of a headache, "what do we do about that?"
Shizuru put a finger to her lips and then pointed it up in the air, "I know, why don't you set her on that chair there, and then…" she pulled out a pair of sunglasses from her purse while skillfully keeping the blanket over her, "put these on her so that no one thinks it's suspicious that Natsuki randomly passed out on the floor."
"Great idea!" And thus, Jin proceeded to pull Natsuki's body up and place her on the nearby chair Shizuru had instructed him to. He then took the sunglasses from Shizuru and placed them on Natsuki, tilting them from the left and right to get the right angle. He stood back to look at his work until the sight of a blue marker caught his eye. He eyed the marker and then Natsuki, and then looked up in the air as if weighing his decisions. In the end he just shrugged his shoulders and walked up to the marker, picking it up. Shizuru watched in amusement. Jin took the marker and proceeded to draw a mustache on Natsuki's face. The mustache was one of those thin old western mustaches with the squiggle at the end.
Shizuru took the time Jin was taking to carefully and artistically draw the mustache on Natsuki's face to change into her nightie and put a robe over it. She walked up to Jin, looking at his handiwork, and couldn't help a snicker from her mouth. Jin turned to her with a raised eyebrow and then stepped aside, courteously handing the marker to Shizuru with a smirk. She took the marker gladly and nodded at him, using such etiquette. She walked up to her beloved's face and whispered a teasing, "Sorry love." Before taking the pen and drawing a mole right under her right nostril, being careful not to overshadow the mustache too much. Jin looked at the small mole and shook his head and made a sign with his hands, showing he wanted it bigger. Shizuru gladly complied and proceeded to make the mole bigger.
The two spent the next ten minutes or so drawing on poor Natsuki's face, with her being oblivious to the whole thing. She was apparently tired as hell; usually she would have awoken by now. The two stepped back from their work, smiling and admiring the mess they had created on Natsuki's once clean face. She now held a mustache, a large mole the size of someone's thumb, an Abe Lincoln beard, and recently, a uni-brow. The rest of her face was covered with random shapes, such as spirals, stars, hearts, and the outline of lips. The two looked at each other with an amused grin and shook the other's hand.
Just then, the door burst open, showing a more than energetic Haruka, and a sheepish and tired Yukino, "All right! I'm not done yet! Where is that little…" her voice and seriousness died out as she saw Natsuki sitting on the chair on the other side of the room.
The room was silent for a while. No one moved or said a word, complete and utter silence covered the air. About 2 minutes into the silence, Haruka broke out in complete laughter, "OH MY GAH…HAHAHAHA….DUMBASS….PBBFTTT….HHAHA HOHO…OH GOD….I'm ….heh…HAHA…sending this…WTF…HAHA…to Juliet…OH MY GOD KRUGER….HAHAHA…" Haruka proceeded to pull out her cell phone and quickly dial Nao's number.
"Ya what the hell do you want?"
"Oh my god…HAHAH….Juliet…You...have…to…OMFG…look at…this...KYAHHHAHAHAHA…" Haruka turned the camera on from her phone and took a picture of the sleeping principal. She then pressed a few buttons here and there and sent the picture to none other than Nao.
"…"
There was silence on the other line for a minute as the clicking of phone buttons was heard, until… "HOLY SHIT…WHAT THE SHIT HAPPENED TO HER??? HAHAHAH OMIGOD this is going on OtomeSpace…HAHAHA…oh my god…I SOOO wish I was there…"
Soon, the only sound in the room was the combined laughing of Haruka and Nao laughing. Surprisingly, the principal still did not wake up. After the laughing died out a bit, and Jin, Shizuru, and Yukino had each had 4 cups of tea, Jin spoke up from his position on the edge of the bed, "Well…shall I start my story now?"
and there's chapter 5! Sorry if I'm lacking comedy .> I haven't written comedy in like over a month LOL only depressing stuff, and a bit of comedy in my other fic. OH and Jin is from my fic "More than they know" ACTUALLY, originally, he was supposed to appear in this fic first, but I kinda left it here to gather dust as you've noticed...LOL sorry again and tell me of my mistakes i'll make it funnier next chapter, sorry if this chapter disappointed you! OMFG I'm apologizing WAYYY too mujch LOL again, i'll answer reviews next chapter, so MAKE SURE TO LEAVE A REVIEW LOL xD they'll make me happy and actually write the next chapter faster xD thanks again guys, catch ya next chapter ne?