I don't own anything except for my OCs. Come on people, let this be.
Act 1
The scene takes place at the Smith living room. Steve and Mark were watching TV.
"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is such an amazing show! I'm surprised so many adult guys love this show! It's kickass!" Steve exclaimed.
"Yes it is my man. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that. Plus Fluttershy is my favorite" Mark added.
"Indeed man. So Mark, I didn't know you were a huge fan of Fluttershy" Steve said.
"Well she is kind of pretty" Mark admitted as he slightly blushed.
"I feel the same way about Rainbow Dash. Please don't tell Zoey" Steve begged.
"Your secret is safe with me" Mark said as footstep noises were made.
"Oh crap" Steve frantically changed the channel to…some home shopping network.
TV Cutaway
"We have here talking dinosaurs which can be used as a figurine and a coin dispenser and it cost $19.99. If you order now, you get two talking dinosaurs for free" the lady on the TV said.
TV Cutaway Ends
"Steve and Mark, are you watching boring infomercials again?" Hayley asked.
"Uh no, there's nothing on TV really" Steve answered.
"You guys were watching My Little Pony, weren't you?" Hayley asked.
"Fine we were. It's a good show, okay?" Steve answered.
"It's cool, only if Mary joins" Hayley suggested as her baby walked down the stairs and joined the boys.
Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus were driving on the road.
"So Klaus, this aquarium better be worth it. I'm missing The Mentalist" Roger said.
"Oh relax Roger, I'm sure you can watch it on your DVR" Klaus added.
"What's so important about the aquarium? It's not like we're buying you a new friend" the alien said.
"Roger, remember the time the bet we made and that if I win, we go somewhere we want to go?" the goldfish asked.
"Yes and you won, so shut up already!" Roger snapped.
"Here we are" Klaus said as they entered an aquarium with a huge whale logo on top. Roger carries Klaus who was inside his bowl.
"We're here. My native people are here!" Klaus cheered.
"I thought some of your folks from Germany are you native people" Roger said.
"That too" Klaus smiled.
Meanwhile, Steve and Zoey are sharing a drink and donut at Dunkin Donuts.
"You know what's sweeter than this frosting? You" Zoey said in a seductive tone as she and Steve make out.
"Guys, get a room, will you?" Mark demanded as he was dispensing money in the cashier.
"Oh relax Mark, you get to see your friends here while you work and earn extra money" Steve added.
"You need a girl, Mark. Want me to hook you up with one?" Zoey suggested.
"No thank you. I can ask a girl out on my own" Mark answered.
"Let me guess: you never dated anyone, have you?" Steve wondered.
"Yeah I have, multiple times" Mark lied.
"Are you sure? What's her name?" Zoey wondered.
"Me" Mark confessed.
"Mark, it's not that hard. All you have to do is be yourself and some girl will make you happy" Steve suggested.
"I know. I heard that so many times. It's easier said than done!" Mark snapped as suddenly, a girl with beautiful long pink hair that reaches her hips, clad in a short yellow skater dress and pink boots arrive.
"Whoa, hello there madam" Mark said.
"Hello" the girl answered. Her voice actress is Andrea Libman. "My name is Adalene O'Brien. It's nice to meet you."
"Hi my name is Mark Johnson. Want me to take your order?" Mark asked.
"I'll have a medium coffee with a side of handsomeness" Adalene added. This made Mark blush hard.
"Well in that case, do you want to go out sometime?" Mark asked.
"I love to. Here's my number. See you handsome" Adalene said as she gives Mark the money and a slip of paper with her phone number as Mark gives her the coffee.
"All right Mark. See that wasn't too hard" Steve applauded.
"Yes! Does this mean I can get laid too?" Mark asked in an excited tone.
"Uh, let's not think about that man. Focus on how you're going to attract that girl" Zoey added.
"Damn it" Mark cursed to himself. "Steve, how did you date Zoey the first time you met her? Did you guys do it?" he wondered.
"Look at our rings" Zoey said as she and Steve showed him the abstinent ring.
"You guys are so boring. All you do is eat and kiss. I can imagine you guys 60 years from now" Mark imagined as we see an elderly Steve and Zoey sitting on the couch eating and watching TV.
"Yeah right, unless you remove studying and playing sports, we are not that boring!" Zoey snapped.
"Sorry" Mark apologized. "Anyways, I have to go."
"Mark, where are you going?" Mark's mom asked, off-screen.
"I'm going out on a date with a girl. See you later. Steve can cover for me" Mark answered as he left.
"No he can't" Zoey snapped.
"(Sigh) this is why we can't have anymore OCs here" Steve said as he broke the fourth wall.
Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus walk around at the aquarium.
"Klaus, this is so boring. It's nothing but fish being placed in prison. We haven't seen a shark eat a human at all! Can't we go home now?" Roger begged.
"Not yet alien. I need to find that one game" Klaus answered.
"Game? This ain't no arcade! Since when the hell do aquariums have games? My God, this is why I can't…" Roger was interrupted.
"There it is!" Klaus said as there was a whack-a-shark game.
"We arrived 40 miles all for some stupid whack-a-mole game?! That's it, let's go home" Roger demanded, but Klaus began playing.
"Yes! I finally beat my high score! Suck on it KH9200!" Klaus cheered.
"Oh yeah, watch this!" Roger shouted as he inserts a coin and plays the game.
"This is boring. We'll be right back" Klaus told the audience as the screen fade to black.
End of Act 1
Act 2
Mark and Adalene are eating at Pizza Overlord.
"So tell me a little bit about your life" Mark wondered.
"Well I'm French and Irish. I grew up in Canada though" Adalene explained.
"I'm from Sydney, Australia. I lived here for almost half a year. My pen pal Zoey showed me the life of America" Mark added.
"So any shows you like to watch?" Adalene asked.
"Well I like Fear Factor, Pokemon, Digimon, and…My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" Mark answered.
"You like My Little Pony?" Adalene wondered.
"Yes" Mark answered.
"Me too!" Adalene smiled.
"Really? I never talked to a girl that loved that show" he smiled as well.
"Any particular ponies you love?" she asked yet another question.
"Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash" Mark answered.
"Fluttershy is love. Fluttershy is life. Do you like my tattoo?" Adalene showed him her tattoo of Fluttershy's cutie mark on her arm.
"My God, you are so damn hot! Way hotter than my pen pal Zoey" Mark confessed.
"You're cute. Do you want to go to the park and hang out there?" Adalene suggested.
"I like nothing more" Mark agreed as they left, only to stop for a moment.
"We haven't eaten our pizza at all" Adalene said.
"Fine" Mark grabbed two slices and stuffed them in his mouth. Adalene takes a slice, rolls it up, and swallows it.
"Damn" Mark looked amazed.
Meanwhile, Roger is still playing the whack-a-shark game at the aquarium.
"I knew Roger would love playing it" Klaus told himself.
"Ha ha! I put $100 worth of quarters in this game, so that nobody would beat the record and I get to take home a prize!" Roger shouted as he keeps on playing the game.
"You stupid imbecile!" Klaus shouted.
Meanwhile, Mark and Adalene are walking at the park while holding hands.
"Mark, I need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back" Adalene said as she ran off for a bit.
"It must be the cheese huh?" Mark chuckled. However, many minutes later, he sees Adalene, saying a quote.
"Who could that be? It must be dark" Adalene said that in exactly Fluttershy's voice and flies for a bit. Unbeknown to her, Mark was watching her.
"What on Earth?" he asked himself. However, Adalene approaches behind his back.
"Sorry I'm late. I had the runs" she lied.
"It's all right. Hey look, I'm deeply sorry, but I need to get back to work. My mom needs me back. I'll see you tomorrow" Mark said as he kissed her on the lips and ran off.
"Goodbye, my love" Adalene said as she left. She looks down on her feet, only to see pony legs there.
Later, he ponders at Dunkin Donuts.
"Is she really human? Is there something that I need to know? If Adalene is not the girl I think she is, I don't know what to do" Mark wondered as a bunch of angry customers are waiting for him to take orders.
"Oh crap, I'm deeply sorry!" Mark apologized.
Meanwhile, Klaus and a bunch of people want Roger gone.
"Come on man! We want a turn!" a bunch of angry people are in line.
"Shut up! I'll stop when I lose!" Roger shouted.
The next day, Steve and Mark are talking on the phone.
"How did your date go?" Steve asked.
"Dude I don't know. I saw her flying. Something tells me she's not human and believes that she is one" Mark explained.
"I'm pretty sure she must be an other kin" Steve added.
"What's that?" Mark asked.
"It's someone or something that identifies as partially or entirely non-human. They hide the fact to act and behave like human, but they're not" Steve answered. "I know, I watch a lot of World of Warcraft and anything involving RPG."
"I'll take you word for it" Mark said as he hangs up the phone.
Later, he visits Adalene's house and goes to her room to meet her.
"I'm so sorry for what happened last night. I want to make it up to you" Adalene explained.
"It's okay. What do you have in mind?" Mark wondered.
"Want to take our relationship to the next level?" Adalene asked in a seductive tone as the two starts making out with each other.
"What do you have in mind sexy?" Mark asked in a seductive tone as well.
"You're so hot" Adalene said as she removes her dress, revealing her pink bra and matching panties with green cupcakes on the hips.
"You're making me hot too!" Mark said as he removed his clothes, leaving him in blue boxers.
(Loud obnoxious girls cheering)
(A/E Oh my God, what the hell are you girls doing here?!)
The couple starts kissing nonstop, up to the point where Adalene begins to remove her bra.
"What are you doing?!" Mark shouted.
"I want to go all the way. Isn't that what you want us to do?" Adalene wondered.
"I love you, but I want you to tell me the truth" Mark said.
"What truth?" Adalene asked.
"Are you cheating on me?" Mark asked.
"We just met. I never cheat on a guy who I start dating" Adalene answered.
"Oh okay" Mark said as they resumed kissing. She began to slightly pull down her panties for a moment, until Mark stopped her.
"Are you human?" Mark asked.
"Excuse me?" Adalene asked back.
"Can I see you hand please?" Mark suggested as he finds out that it has no fingers. "Adalene, is there something you're not telling me?"
"(Sigh) okay fine, you win. I am really a human being with deformed hands" Adalene confessed.
"No you're not" Mark snapped.
"Fine I admit. I am…an other kin. I am not a human because I'm something else" Adalene admitted.
"What are you talking about?" Mark wondered as he got redressed.
"You see, I believe to be the reincarnation of a creature. I want to date someone like you because I never had a boyfriend. I want to show you what I'm talking about" Adalene explained as she got redressed.
"Mark Johnson, I will show you something that will shock you and the world. Here it is" Adalene shows him a place.
"What?!" he shouted.
End of Act 2
Act 3
"This is the cult where people are the reincarnation of their favorite ponies" Adalene explained as they walk inside a building with humans thinking they are their favorite My Little Pony characters.
"I'm Rainbow Dash!"
"I'm Rarity"
"I'm Spike"
"I…Am…Batman" Mayor West from Family Guy appears from out of nowhere.
"Sir, wrong show" someone told him.
"None of you care about me, not even the people reading this story" Mayor West suddenly vanishes.
"What are you saying?" Mark asked.
"I'm saying because I am the incarnation of her" Adalene answered as she hands him a photo of…Fluttershy.
"Fluttershy? Are you kidding me? Oh crap, I must have quoted her when she turned into the Hulk? Please don't tell me you're going to turn into the Hulk lookalike!" Mark begged.
"I am Fluttershy. So what are you?" Adalene asked.
"What makes you Fluttershy? Do you sleep naked at nights where Rainbow Dash goes inside your house from out of nowhere, which by the way did not need any logic since we're cartoons?" Mark wondered as he again broke the fourth wall.
"Are you or not?" Adalene demanded.
"Uh, I have to go" Mark runs away.
Meanwhile, Steve, Hayley, Zoey, and Jeff were playing Jenga at the Smith living room.
"Go Zoey" Steve said as his girlfriend takes a stick.
"Go eat worms" Zoey reads. "No problem" she takes out a bag of gummy worms and eats them.
"Damn it!" Steve cursed as Hayley and Jeff laughed.
"Watch this" Hayley said as she takes out a stick.
"Fart on your lover's face? I guess I'll have to end the streak" Hayley said as she was going to bend over…but Mark barges in.
"Steve, I need help!" Mark shouted as he got inside.
"Mark, what are you doing here?" Steve wondered.
"Come with me man" Mark said as he and Steve went upstairs.
"Oh wait a minute; I have a reject stunt stick. Nice try people!" Hayley taunted as Zoey and Jeff groaned.
"Mark, what's the matter?" Steve wondered. "Here, let's watch some TV in Roger's attic. He doesn't mind."
"Steve, what do I do? I love her, but I want to be away from her. She's driving me crazy!" Mark explained as the boys sat down and watched TV.
"Mark, just dump her. If you don't like her, then tell her how she feels. If she doesn't accept it, well that's too bad for her" Steve answered.
"That's easier said than done Steven. (Groans) why life sucks so much?!" Mark shouted.
"Oh crap!" Steve shouted.
"What's wrong?" Mark asked.
"It's that episode where Pinkie is despised by the public" Steve said as the episode Filli Vanilli aired.
"That's it!" Mark shouted. "(Sigh) I'm going to have to act like a jerk, even if she's not human. So if haters want to harass me or pen123, go ahead and do so. Mr. Enter, you have permission to do an animated atrocity on this. I'm about to do something that's going to piss so many fans off. I just hope what I do will forgive me. I'll see you later Steven" Mark said as he stood up and left.
"Wait, what does he mean pen123 and Mr. Enter?" Steve wondered as both guys broke the fourth wall.
Meanwhile, Adalene is giving a speech.
"Long live the ponies!" she cheered.
(Cheering)
Mark arrives…dressed as Pinkie Pie.
(Audience laugh track)
"Oh be quiet!" he snapped.
"See you later guys" Adalene said as she left. "Mark, are you the incarnation of Pinkie Pie?"
"(Sigh) forgive me lord" he told himself. "Well Adalene, that was totally unbelievable! I mean, the curtain came up and there you were, talking in front of every pony! And you know, I don't think any pony was jealous, 'cause there certainly wasn't an angry mob! But it must have been horrible standing there on stage, all eyes glued directly on you! It's like you were living your own personal worst nightmare!" Mark exclaimed. This made Adalene's eyes water.
"What did you do?!" Adalene shouted.
"Well you know…you know" Mark answered.
"Leave me alone!" Adalene runs away, crying.
"Oh crap, I knew this was going to happen. What have I done?" Mark asked himself as he looks sad too.
"Not cool man!" an old man, dressed as Applejack slapped Mark.
"Damn it. Now I feel bad. I need to make things right" he said as he ran and approached to Adalene, who was sitting on a log crying.
"What do you want?!" Adalene shouted.
"I just want to say I'm sorry" Mark answered.
"Are you going to stay stupid shit again?" Adalene asked in an angry tone.
"Oh my God, this is outrageous!" Mark shouted.
DING
DING
DING
"NO! NO! NO! Only I say outrageous!" Stan snapped as he appeared from out of nowhere.
DING
DING
DING
"Congratulations! You said the magic word!" I shouted, off-screen.
"There you go. Carry on" Stan giggled as he left.
"Anyways, I came here to say I'm sorry for being such a jerk. I just wanted to stay as a human, live like a human, and enjoy being a human. I know my actions were stupid and I bet a lot of people are probably writing threats to me or pen" Mark apologized.
"Who's pen?" Adalene asked.
"Never mind that guy. Anyways, I love you but I want to be a human and stay a human and be with a human. I hope you can forgive me" Mark said.
"Thanks for telling me the truth. I guess I shouldn't have pressured you into dating me without telling me who I really was. Thank you Mark for being a gentleman. I hope one day a girl attracts you and one day I'll find a guy who really loves me" Adalene said.
"Where will you go?" Mark asked.
"Where I am needed. Goodbye Mark, and thanks for everything" Adalene said as she kissed him on the lips one last time and suddenly…flies away.
The chorus of the song Let Go by Frou Frou plays as Adalene disappears in sight.
Mark sheds a tear.
"I'll never forget you" he said while looking up in the sky.
Later, Mark and Steve are sitting on the Smith living room couch, watching TV.
"Sorry that your girl didn't work out well" Steve sympathized.
"Thanks man" Mark smiled.
(Credits roll)
"If it makes you feel better, we can talk about ex-girlfriends" Steve suggested.
"All right. My first girlfriend believes to be the incarnation of Fluttershy" Mark said.
"(Sigh) my first girlfriend was a fat, unattractive Goth" Steve added.
"That's rough, buddy" Mark said as Steve simply shrugged.
Meanwhile, Klaus and Roger arrive home.
"Who wants a balloon whale?" Roger asked in a cheerful tone. "I kicked Klaus' ass in that game to win this baby!"
"Cheater!" the goldfish angrily crossed his arm.
"I'm not going to ask" Mark said as everyone except Klaus laughed.
End of Act 3
Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter. This was trickier than I thought. So I hope things went according to plan. Read and review and see you next week. This is pen123 signing off. Let me know if Mr. Enter sees this. I don't want to be scarred by him.