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Act 1
The Tale of Steve and Zoey
The scene takes place at the Langley Falls mall. Steve and Zoey were doing some shopping. Zoey is currently modeling on a green dress.
"Does this make my butt look big?" she asked herself. "I hope he likes it. Steve, what do you think of this?" she opens the curtain in front of Steve, who was busy playing Angry Birds on his iPhone. She clears her throat.
"Hey Zoey, I'm so sorry. I was just playing. Oh your dress looks gorgeous. You should try the pink one" he suggested.
"I would, but it reaches up to my thighs" she explained.
"That's all right. Any more dresses you're going to try on?" Steve asked.
"No, I think that's it" Zoey said.
"Good, do you want to go get some pizza?" Steve asked.
"Sure, give me a second. I need to go put on my normal outfit" Zoey answered as she was getting dressed to her normal outfit. As his girlfriend was getting redressed, Steve noticed a couple. It was a boy with big glasses, wearing a green shirt, blue overalls, and black shoes. He is being accompanied by a girl with really long blonde hair and wears a short purple dress and red heels.
"Why do they look similar?" Steve wondered.
Later, he and Zoey are sitting at the food court table, eating on pizza.
"I have been craving for spinach pizza babe" Zoey said as she smiles while eating.
"I'm glad you're having a good time. I have to tell you something. Does that couple over there look familiar?" Steve asked as he pointed the two people he saw earlier.
"What about them?" Zoey asked back.
"Something tells me they look exactly like us" Steve explained.
"What makes you say that?" Zoey wondered.
"You have a nerd and a supermodel dating. It's kind of like us" Steve admitted.
"Want to talk to them?" Zoey asked.
"Sure" Steve answered as they finished eating and approached towards the couple. "Uh, hello. I'm Steve, Steve Smith."
"I'm Zoey" Zoey introduced herself.
"Hello, I'm Nate and this is my girlfriend Brandi" the boy with the glasses said. (A/E His voice actor is Jon Heder.)
"Nice to meet you" Brandi added. (A/E Her voice actress is Stephanie Anne Mills.)
"What do you guys do for fun?" Steve asked.
"Well, we talk about dinosaurs, World of Warcraft, aliens" Nate answered.
"We talk about sports and modeling" Brandi added more.
"Uh, will you excuse us for a sec?" Zoey asked as she and Steve walked away for a moment. "Steve, I think you're right. They are copies of us! They look like us. They act like us. What does this mean?"
"Calm down Zoey. I'm sure they are nothing like us" Steve said.
"Hey Brandi, pull my finger!" Nate joked as he snorted a laugh.
"Eww no! You are such a pig Nathaniel!" Brandi shouted.
"Hey, that was my prank!" Steve shouted.
"Steve calm down. Besides, it is disgusting. I refuse to hear you fart" Zoey rebutted.
"Let's go. Let's go somewhere where they cannot be seen" Steve suggested as they left the mall.
Meanwhile, Steve and Zoey arrive at…the library. They are using the computers.
"Okay, what do we know about them?" Steve wondered.
"Nate is a nerd yet Brandi looks hot, except me ha ha" Zoey answered.
"He likes Star Wars, Star Trek, and World of Warcraft. I hope he doesn't, you know, turn into a girl. Please don't cross-dress!" Steve begged loudly.
(Shushing)
"Sorry" Steve whispered.
"I'm sure he's not trying to copy us, Steven Anita" Zoey said.
"What makes you say that?" Steve asked.
"For a nerd, you're badass" Zoey answered.
"You really think so?" Steve asked.
"I know so" Zoey smiled.
Unbeknown to them, Nate and Brandi are separated from each other, but are spying on them.
Later, as Steve was walking home alone, Nate approaches him.
"Yo Steven, what happened? You left pretty quick" Nate wondered.
"Hi Nate, listen how 'dorky' are you?" Steve asked.
"Ask me any questions about Star Wars and there you go" Nate said.
The scene shifts to Brandi approaching Zoey.
"Hey Zoey, can I talk to you?" Brandi asked.
"Yeah, what's up?" Zoey wondered.
"I want to attract my boy/girl friend!" both Nate and Brandi said in unison as the camera splits the two.
"I thought being a nerd would make any girl love me" Nate told Steve.
"I thought being sexy would make any guy love me" Brandi told Zoey.
"Just be yourself. Just don't cross-dress, like I do when I'm Stacy. Oh crap" Steve confessed.
"Just be sweet. Don't be too sexy" Zoey suggested.
"I look weird cross-dressing, but thanks Steve" Nate smiled.
"I only play tennis" Brandi said.
"I'm not a huge fan but that's fine" Zoey said with a smile.
Later, the four went back to the mall.
"Will you be my girlfriend?" Nate begged. "I choose you!"
"Oh my God, I love to" Brandi said as the two share a kiss.
"Wait just a second! Did you pretend to copy us just so you guys would make us play matchmaker?" Steve wondered.
"Yes we did. I thought it was funny" Nate laughed.
"(Laughs) you guys are all right. Well our work here is done. Come on Steve. Let's go home" Zoey said as they waive them goodbye and hold hands.
"Zoey, I realized something. I feel that lots of couples are trying to copy us. However, there's only one of us" Steve said.
"Yup, I couldn't agree more. I wouldn't mind having a twin sister or brother though" Zoey admitted.
"Same here Zo" Steve agreed.
"Well, what can I say? We are different after all. I thought they were mirror images of us but I guess not, which is good right?" Zoey said.
"I told you" Steve added with a smile.
"Are you ready to go home?" Zoey said.
"You betcha" Steve agreed as he carried his girlfriend. "Nice butt"
"You always say that" Zoey giggled as they went home while kissing and walking.
The End
End of Act 1
Act 2
The Tale of Hayley and Jeff
The scene takes place as Hayley is feeding baby Mary with her baby bottle.
"Who's a good baby?" Hayley cooed.
"Babe, are you busy doing anything this weekend?" Jeff asked as he approached to her room.
"Jeff, we have a baby, you know" Hayley said.
"I know that. There's this hippie convention at Langley Falls tomorrow but unfortunately, we can't bring in babies" Jeff said.
"Oh great, what are we going to do?" Hayley wondered.
"Perhaps I can watch the child" Roger said as he approached, wearing a female babysitter outfit.
"Roger, what are you doing here?" Jeff asked.
"Jeffrey, you guys need to go out sometimes. Go represent your people. Smoke some weed while you still has the chance" Roger said.
"Roger, I'm trying to be a more responsible mother. Ever since Mary was born, I need to not think about weed a lot" Hayley said.
"You guys can smoke when you're not with the baby" Roger suggested.
"I'm sorry but I don't really want to go, unless we take multiple baths together" Hayley added.
"I promise we'll shower like we never showered before" Jeff agreed.
"All right, for one day only, we're hippies again!" Hayley cheered.
"Yay! (Sniffed) oh come on! How can a sweet and innocent girl like Mary make something so horrible?!" Roger shouted as he went to go change her diaper.
The next day, Hayley and Jeff are riding in a van and then they suddenly find the location where the hippie convention was at. They parked for a moment and stepped out of the car.
"Hey guys. It's good to see you. I'm Lionel" an old man said, clad in blue overalls only. (A/E He is voiced by Tommy Chong.)
"Hello, I'm Jeff and this is my wife Hayley" Jeff introduced.
"Come on in, you guys. So this is where all the hippies go and hang out man" Lionel said as he showed the couple the land filled with hippies playing a guitar, smoking weed, dancing barefooted, and protesting with peace signs posters.
"WE WANT EQUALITY! WE WANT EQUALITY! WE WANT EQUALITY!" a bunch of hippie protesters shouted.
"Wow Jeff, that was us a long time ago. (Sniff) of course the stinky pee smell" Hayley recalled.
"Babe, this is how we met. If we weren't hippies, we wouldn't have such a cute daughter, would we?" Jeff asked.
"Whoa, you have a daughter? I'm sorry, but what's your name?" Lionel asked.
"It's Hayley" Hayley answered.
"Hillary, is that it?" Lionel asked.
"Hayley" Hayley rebutted.
"Oh I get it. Haley as in Haley Joel Osment. Are you the kid who sees dead people? Did you get a sex change? That's so awesome!" Lionel cheered as Hayley groaned in anger.
"Babe, calm down. He knows you. It's from all the weed babe" Jeff comforted his wife.
"Right here we have the most valuable marijuana there is" Lionel said as a bunch of hippies are sitting down acting lazy.
"Whoa, I just realized something. Chicks in undies are inappropriate yet guys in undies are comedy! That's so sexist!" one hippie exclaimed.
"Never mind that; why don't we have Earth-melon, fire-melon, or air-melon? We only have watermelon. How discriminating!" another hippie added.
"Oh my God, that's messed up" Hayley said as she chuckled.
"That's not all. Look over there" Lionel pointed them a bunch of barefooted hippies singing and dancing while having an occupy rally.
"We are the 99.99%! We are the 99.99%! We are the 99.99%! We are the 99.99%! We are the 99.99%!" all the hippies protesting in unison declared.
"So guys, any questions?" Lionel asked.
"Naw, we're good. Thanks Lionel…Messi" Hayley laughed.
"Not cool girl. I'm a huge fan of Cristiano Ronaldo. See ya" Lionel left the couple with a bag of weed.
"Babe, let's go smoke some now" Jeff said as he rolled a joint.
Hayley pondered for a moment. She visualized being high. Her eyes were bright pink. There were monsters and dinosaurs fighting everywhere. She sees baby Mary grown into a giant baby, like the one from Spirited Away. She sees herself falling 100 feet below the ground. She is screaming as well. The scene shifts back to the present.
"Jeff I can't" Hayley refused.
"Babe, what's wrong?" Jeff asked.
"Jeff, we're parents now. We're not the same hippies as we were anymore. I'm sorry but we need to be more responsible and not smoke any of these. I hope you can forgive me" Hayley confessed.
"Thank God!" Jeff exclaimed.
"What are you talking about?" Hayley wondered as they walk away and threw the bag of pot on the ground. A bunch of hippies wrestler over it.
"I honestly thought you wanted to smoke some pot. I thought you wanted to relive those days" Jeff revealed.
"I thought you did" Hayley said.
"Well guess what? No thank you. I just wanted to spend some time with my lovely queen" Jeff said.
"Oh Jeff, you really know how to please a wife" Hayley said in a seductive tone.
"So what do you say babe? Want to make out like we have before?" Jeff suggested.
"You betcha" Hayley agreed as they began kissing on the ground.
"Whoa man, is this a Playboy show? I'm recording this!" Lionel cheered, but Hayley and Jeff stopped and ran away.
"What? Is it the camera? Oh wait, I forget to turn it on. Oh wait, who were they?" Lionel wondered.
Later, they arrived home, only to see Klaus…watching wrestling.
"Klaus, what are you doing watching wrestling?' Hayley asked.
"Roger dared me to watch it!" the goldfish argued.
"Hey keep it down there. I don't want Mary to wake up!" Roger ordered.
"Let me guess; you love this stuff don't you?" Jeff asked.
"Yes I do. Is it too much for a fish to love wrestling?" Klaus asked.
"Want me to teach you some moves?" Jeff asked.
"I love nothing more" Klaus agreed.
"(Sigh) ding, ding, ding" Hayley added as she made a small smile and Jeff and Klaus wrestled while the song Real American plays.
The End
End of Act 2
Act 3
The Tale of Stan and Francine
The scene takes place at the CIA. Stan is doing some office work.
"Oh Stan, give this to Francine" Bullock said as he entered. It was a gift wrapped with a bow.
"What's this? Is it your phone number? If so, I'm going to go crazy!" Stan snapped.
"You don't what it is, do you?" Bullock asked.
"Sir, I know that it's not our anniversary. It was a few months ago. Why do you want to give her a gift now?" Stan wondered.
"Isn't today a special day?" Bullock asked.
"Hmm, now that you mentioned it, it must be the 40th anniversary when she got adopted by Mama and Baba. Yeah, that's it" Stan said.
"No, that's not it" Bullock reprimanded.
A phone rings with the tune Happy Birthday plays.
"Excuse me" Bullock said as he left.
The camera zooms outside of the CIA.
A long heavy censored bleep is made.
Stan quickly goes inside his SUV and leaves the CIA.
"Oh shit, I forgot that today is my wife's birthday! I could tell why she was so cranky this morning" Stan said.
Flashback
"Good morning dear" Stan said as he kissed Francine, who was cooking breakfast.
"Good morning dear. Do you know what day it is?" she asked.
"Uh, it must be…Wednesday. It must be Hump Day. Thanks for the reminder Francine, now where's my breakfast?" Stan wondered.
"Oh my God, he better not forget that today is my BIRTHDAY!" Francine shouted inside.
Flashback Ends
"Oh my God, I need to give her a gift now! This is outrageous!" Stan screamed.
DING
DING
DING
"Congratulations! You said the magic word!" I shouted, off-screen.
"Pen, do that crap one more time and I'll shave yours and Hayley's heads off!" Stan shouted.
"I'll be good" I whimpered.
"Aha!" Stan exclaimed as he entered a jewelry store. He goes inside to find something that Francine will love.
"Excuse me: I'm looking for a 43 year old wife will like" Stan said.
"Oh yes, you may want to give her this" the man working there shows him a fancy platinum necklace and ring.
"Oh my God, this looks beautiful" Stan cheered.
"Yes, do you want it or not?" the worker asked.
"How much?" Stan wondered.
"Look at the price" the worker shows Stan the price, which cost $300.
"$300?! Screw that, I'm out of here!" Stan drives off.
"Oh man. I forgot to erase the extra zero. There goes my job" the worker said in a sad tone.
Stan continues to drive to other places.
"I could give Francine the gift Bullock wanted me to give and claim it as my own. It's just not the same" Stan told himself as he sees another store.
"Welcome to Barnaby's. How can I help you?" a female worker asked.
"I need something for my wife fast!" Stan begged.
"Well what does she want?" she asked.
"I don't know!" Stan argued.
"How about this?" the worker shows him a cooking book.
"I want a birthday present, not a retirement present!" Stan snapped.
"Fine, how about this?" she shows him…a coloring book.
"Fine I'll give this to my granddaughter. I want something for my wife and make it snappy!" Stan ordered.
"How about this?" she shows him…a tiara.
"It looks gorgeous! How much is it?" Stan wondered.
"$1000" she answered.
"Damn it! Just give me the coloring book then" Stan said.
"Fine, it's $1.99" the worker said.
"Take it and I'm never coming here again" Stan gives her a $5 bill and storms off.
"You want your change sir?" she asked.
Stan goes inside to his SUV and drives off.
Meanwhile, Francine looks grouchy as she is washing the dishes.
"Some husband he is! Forgetting your wife's birthday, how amazing!" she snarled.
Stan is looking inside at every store at the Langley Falls mall.
"Oh my God, this is outrageous!" he shouted. However, nothing happens.
"Pen, I'm sorry for threatening. Please do you thing!" Stan begged.
DING
DING
DING
"Congratulations! You said the magic word!" I shouted, off-screen.
"Yay! I have my confidence back!" Stan cheered. "Okay, what would a wife want?"
Back at home, Francine is chopping some meat, very angrily.
"I am definitely forgetting your birthday, Stanford Smith!" she shouted.
Meanwhile, Stan stops driving for a moment and looks at the present that Bullock gave him to give to Francine.
"I really want to take a lot inside, but I can't. Oh man, what am I going to do?" he wondered as a bunch of cars are honking at him.
"Hurry up, you jackass!" a driver shouted.
"What the hell is the hold up, man?!" another driver screamed.
"Oh all right, I give up. I'll pay her lots of money or something" Stan told himself as he kept driving. He stops at the Smith household parking lot.
"I guess I'll open it and pretend that it's mine" Stan opens the present, only to see…a note from Bullock with a box.
"Dear Smith, in case you forget your wife's birthday, here's the present. You owe me $500 or else your pay will be deducted to pay for the present. Love Bullock" Stan reads out loud. He looks inside the box and then calls on his cell phone.
"Steve? Hayley?" Stan calls.
Later, Stan, Hayley (while holding on to baby Mary), Jeff, Zoey, Mark, Roger, and Klaus go inside the house. Mark and Steve were holding on to a very large cake that reads "Happy Birthday Francine". Jeff and Zoey were carrying balloons and streamers.
"Francine, we have a surprise for you" Stan announced as Francine walks down the stairs.
"This better be it" Francine grumbled.
"SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANCINE/MOM/MRS. S!" everyone shouted, in unison.
"Oh Stan, this is perfect! I love it! Thank you so much! I thought you forgot my birthday!" Francine cheered as tears streamed down her face.
"I would never forget your birthday! Happy birthday, my darling!" Stan kissed her as everyone else cheered. "Here's your present!" Stan hands her the gift. It was a golden necklace that she always wanted.
"Oh Stan, I love it! Thank you!" Francine exclaimed as the two kiss again.
"Let's party!" Roger cheered as everyone begins to celebrate.
(Credits roll)
"Who knew that Mr. and Mrs. S would be one happy couple together?" Jeff wondered.
(Phone rings)
"Hello?" Jeff picks up his cell phone and leaves for a moment.
"Jeff, where are you doing?" Hayley asked.
"Dad, is that you?" Jeff asked.
To be continued…
The End
End of Act 3
Well, there you have it. I'm deeply sorry for the delays. I was wrestling with the Wi-Fi and Microsoft Word all day. Both of them refused to respond, so it took me longer than expected. That's why it was delayed, so sincere apologies. Even sad news: I will be out of town next Monday for Labor Day. So the next chapter is next Tuesday. I'll have it ready by then. Read and review, and thanks for your cooperation.
Oh yes, this was another version of the mini-tales episode of Avatar: the Last Airbender. I hope you enjoyed it. What does Jeff mean about dad? Find out next week.