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Act 1
Previously on American Dad...
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"Oh Stan, give this to Francine" Bullock said as he entered. It was a gift wrapped with a bow.
"What's this? Is it your phone number? If so, I'm going to go crazy!" Stan snapped.
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"Excuse me: I'm looking for a 43 year old wife will like" Stan said.
"Oh yes, you may want to give her this" the man working there shows him a fancy platinum necklace and ring.
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"Who knew that Mr. and Mrs. S would be one happy couple together?" Jeff wondered.
(Phone rings)
"Hello?" Jeff picks up his cell phone and leaves for a moment.
"Jeff, where are you doing?" Hayley asked.
"Dad, is that you?" Jeff asked.
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Presently on American Dad...
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Act 1
The scene takes place where we left of last time.
"Dad, is that you?" Jeff asked.
"Yes son, it's me. Listen, how do you feel about me coming over to where your girlfriend lives and just say hello?" Jeff's dad Henry asked. We see him calling from a telephone booth.
"I don't know Dad. You were never the best dad around" Jeff refused.
"Please son. I promise I'll make things right. I want to start over. I know I haven't been the number one dad in the world. I love you. Please let me come over and visit one day"
"Can you visit me sometime next week?" Jeff asked.
"Absolutely" Henry answered.
"Be here by noon" Jeff ordered.
"You have my word" Henry said as he hanged up.
"Who was that?" Hayley wondered.
"Babe, that was my dad. He wants to come over and visit me. I'm not sure if I want to though. I still haven't forgiven him for what he has done from the past.
"Jeff, it's okay. You forgave Stan and Roger for the abduction. I'm very sure you'll forgive him" Hayley added.
"You're right babe. Let's go back to partying with the rest of the family" Jeff suggested as everyone continued to party on Francine's birthday.
The next day, Jeff woke up, took a shower, got dressed in his normal outfit, changed and fed baby Mary, and looked outside the window.
"Please be my real dad again, dad" he told himself.
Moments later, Steve went over to his girlfriend Zoey's house.
"Hi Zoey" he said as the couple hugged and kissed.
"Hi babe, I made something for you" Zoey explained as she pulled her boyfriend to the kitchen.
"Wow Zoey, what is it?" he wondered.
"What do you think of this cake?" Zoey showed him…a dry spongy chocolate cake covered with lots of green frosting, which was dripping on the floor.
"It…looks good?" Steve wondered.
"Try it. It's amazing" Zoey gives him a slice. Steve takes a bite, only to make a face.
"Oh crap, this is awful!" he shouted inside his mind.
"What do you think?" Zoey wondered.
"(Gulps) what can I say? My girlfriend is 100 times a better chef than Gordon Ramsay!" Steve exclaimed.
Cutaway
Gordon Ramsay is reading this story while cooking.
"That bloody booger; it's RAW! It's RAW!" he shouted on his laptop.
Cutaway Ends
"Thank you so much!" Zoey blushed. "Steve, are you okay?" she saw her boyfriend's face being green.
"It's fine. I ate lots of green stuff yesterday. That's why my face is green. It's not because of your cooking" Steve lied.
"Oh good; want to try the chicken dish I made?" Zoey showed him a chicken platter.
"Okay" Steve tried the dish, but once again, didn't like it. However, he did not want to upset her.
"I'd say be a TV chef Zoey. You're an expert!" Steve said.
"Thanks babe" Zoey agreed.
"I need to go to the bathroom. Snot is calling me. I'll be back" Steve lied again and left.
"If he likes it, so can I" Zoey wondered as she tried the cake and chicken.
"Oh shit, it's terrible!" Zoey spat out as she cursed.
"Oh (bleep) I think I poisoned my boyfriend! What am I going to do? I followed the recipe really wrong! What the hell did I do wrong?!" Zoey panicked.
Later, Jeff is looking at photos of him and his dad when he was a little boy.
"Oh dad, I remember the day you showed me how to fart fire and mom got really pissed we stank up the whole house!" he told himself as he slightly cried.
Mary walks in.
"Daddy okay?" she wondered.
"Oh honey, daddy hasn't had the best relationship with your grandpa, who you never met before" Jeff explained.
"I have two grandpas?" Mary wondered.
"You have your mommy's dad and now you will meet your daddy's dad" Jeff said.
"Here" Mary gives him her pacifier.
"Thanks kid" Jeff…sucks on the pacifier.
(Phone rings)
"Mary, go play with some toys. Daddy needs to make a phone call" Jeff said as Mary went to go play as he takes out his phone.
"Hello?" Jeff answered.
'Hi son, would it be okay if I visit you in two hours instead of next week? I was driving by and I came by to your neighborhood" Henry suggested as he is driving.
"Sure I guess" Jeff agreed.
"Thanks! I'll see you in a bit" Henry hangs up.
Later, Steve is spending a lot of time in the bathroom.
(Farting)
"Oh my God, Zoey is going to dump me for being disgusting! I must be feeling what the ladies from Bridesmaids felt!" he shouted.
Zoey is…throwing up on the lawn. Her dogs, George and Harold, approach to her.
"Take the fall and I'll give you $100 each" Zoey explained her gross situation.
"How about a pack of Polish sausages and $200?" George barked as subtitles are shown.
"Deal!" Zoey pets the dogs.
"Keep them raw" Harold barked.
"Fine" Zoey answered as she continues to vomit.
"Oh God!" both Steve and Zoey shouted in unison as the screen splits in half.
Meanwhile, Hayley was busy washing the dishes and whistling at the same time.
"Hi babe" Jeff entered as he was holding on to baby Mary.
"Hi Jeff, what's new?" Hayley asked.
"My dad is coming over in a few hours. I don't know if I'm ready" Jeff explained.
"Jeff, it's going to be okay. Don't worry" Hayley comforted him.
"Thanks babe" Jeff smiled as the scene shifts to a car driving to the Smith house slowly.
"Babe, do you hear that?" Jeff wondered.
"It's probably mom and dad coming home" Hayley answered.
"They're not going to be home until later. I think I know who's here. Mary, it's time for your nap" Jeff said as he takes his daughter upstairs.
"What about grandpa?" Mary asked.
"You'll see him in a few hours. Don't worry baby" Jeff answered as he took her upstairs.
Henry steps out of his car and proceed to knock the door.
Hayley opens it as Jeff quickly went down the stairs.
"Hello" Henry answered.
End of Act 1
Act 2
"Hi, Mr. Fischer. It's so good to see you again. Come on in" Hayley said as she let him in.
"Hi son" Henry said.
"Hi dad" Jeff refused to look at his face.
"Jeff, it's your dad. Please show him some respect" Hayley pleaded.
"It's quite all right Ms. Smith. I don't blame him. You mind if I sat down?" Henry asked as Hayley let him sit on the couch.
"What are you doing here?" Hayley wondered.
"Well, what else is here? I want to visit my son" Henry answered.
"Hi dad" Jeff gave in as he went down the stairs to confront his dad.
Meanwhile, Steve got out of the bathroom and return to Zoey's living room. Zoey arrives as well.
"WE NEED TO TALK!" both shouted in unison.
"Steve, I'm so sorry for getting you sick!" Zoey cried as tears shed down her face.
"Zoey, I'm sorry for getting diarrhea from you cooking. I'm extremely embarrassed" Steve covered his face.
"Steve, don't apologize for getting sick. I should be the only one apologizing" Zoey added.
"I need to be honest. The food was awful. I said those things just to be nice" Steve said.
"Thanks for standing up for me. I guess I can't quit cooking" Zoey suggested.
"Don't say that. My girlfriend is never a quitter! In fact, I'm going to teach you how to cook" Steve suggested.
"Really?" Zoey wondered.
"Yeah, come over to my house and I'll help you cook" Steve said as they left the household.
"Hang on" Zoey told him as she went to give her dogs the Polish sausages.
"They're hungry" she explained as Steve nodded and they left.
Later, Jeff and Hayley are sitting next to Henry.
"So tell me dad, are you sorry for the past and wanting to frame me for that drug bust?" Jeff demanded.
"Son, I know what I did was stupid. I only cared about nobody but myself. I am deeply sorry for hurting you. I would never do anything to hurt this family. Ever since your mother disappeared, I had nobody to be with. I haven't seen you since you became a hippie. Son, I promise to change and make things right. What do you say? Are you willing to give your old man another chance?" Henry pleaded.
"You really did change. I'm sorry I ever doubted you" Jeff apologized as he started to cry and hugged his dad.
"Of course son. I want to be part of the family" Henry added.
"Dad, there's something I need to tell you. Hayley is NOT my girlfriend anymore. She's my wife" Jeff explained.
"You guys got married?!" Henry shouted.
"We did, dad. We even have a baby girl together. This is your granddaughter Mary" Jeff said as Hayley went upstairs to retrieve baby Mary.
"Hi Mary, it's me your grandpa" Henry played with the baby.
The baby coos.
"Oh my God, she looks just like the both of you. How old is she?" Henry asked.
"She's…" Jeff was interrupted.
"Never mind. All I care is that I have a granddaughter. This is amazing!" Henry exclaimed.
Steve and Zoey go inside the house.
"Hayley, Zoey and I are going to…hi sir. Who are you?" Steve asked.
"Hey Steve and Zoey; this is my father Henry. Henry, this is my brother-in-law Steve and his girlfriend Zoey" Jeff introduced.
"Nice to meet you" Zoey welcomed.
"Good to see you sir. Can you excuse us for a sec? I want to teach Zoey how to cook" Steve said as the couple left.
Later, Steve and Zoey arrive at the kitchen.
"The first thing you want to do is wash your hands" Steve explained as the couple is cleaning their hands on the kitchen sink.
"Next, what you want to do is gather some important items, such as a chef's hat, apron, bowls, spoons, and napkins" Steve added on more steps.
"After that, what happens next?" Zoey wondered.
"Then…look at what food you want to cook" Steve answered as they look over a cookbook.
Later, Jeff and Henry are walking at the park.
"So son, what do you say we make up some lost time as father and son?" Henry suggested.
"Only if we do it with a song" Jeff added as the two continue to walk together. The song You're my Best Friend by Queen plays. They were feeding ducks, eating hot dogs and ice cream, buying balloons to give to a little boy who ended up flying to the sky but they ran away quickly, playing catch, and finally seeing the flying boy and rescued him back to his mother, who she slapped the guys.
"We deserved that" Henry said.
"We sure did" Jeff laughed.
Meanwhile, Steve and Zoey were cooking some cake. Roger walks in.
"Hi dorks. What are you doing?" the alien asked.
"Oh hi Roger; I'm teaching Zoey how to cook" Steve explained.
"Yeah well good luck with that. Her food taste like dog flatulence, very gross" Roger said.
"Thanks for embarrassing me stupid alien" Zoey growled.
"I'm happy to help. Well, good luck" Roger left.
Klaus arrives.
"Ooh, are you making brownies?" the goldfish appeared.
"Why does everyone need to know about this?" Zoey asked in an angry tone.
Mark Johnson arrives.
"Hey Zoey, when your done, would you mind sending whatever you baked for Dunkin Donuts?" he asked.
Greg and Terry arrived.
"Oh look Greg, a cute teenage couple is cooking up a feast"
Principal Lewis arrives.
"Hey guys, what's for dinner?"
Vince Chung, Lisa Silver, and Amy also arrived.
"Why look, it's the two nerds cooking" Vince taunted as he and his girlfriends laughed.
"Everyone, get the hell out of here!" Steve shouted as everyone left.
"Mark, you can stay" Zoey added.
"Yay!" Mark cheered.
(A/E I guess I'm not wanted! Oh who am I kidding? I have better stuff to do.)
"Oh you're making a cake? Add some nutmeg. That's my secret recipe" Mark suggested.
"I like where this is going" Steve said.
"Yay, two guys helping me how to cook. I haven't felt this excited since forever. Sorry, I'm awful at flashbacks" Zoey explained as she broke the fourth wall.
End of Act 2
Act 3
Jeff and Henry arrived home, only for Stan and Francine to be waiting while sitting on the couch.
"Hey guys" Jeff said. "Dad, you met my wife's parents, haven't you?"
"Jeff, may I see you for a second?" Stan suggested as Henry and Francine chat. "Jeff, what the hell are you thinking?"
"Mr. S, my dad is a changed man. He loves me and cares about me. Please don't be such an ass over this!" Jeff pleaded.
"Son-in-law, he's nothing but trouble. He used you once just so he can get money. I'm sorry but he needs to leave" Stan demanded.
"No. My dad is a changed man. Whether you like it or not, he is staying" Jeff said.
"It's him or this place" Stan threatened.
"What are you talking about?" Jeff wondered.
"You get him out of here or both of you are gone" Stan said.
"Keep in mind that I'm married to your daughter" Jeff said.
"Well, we separated you two and we'll do it again" Stan added.
"Fine, we're gone. I tried to be nice. I'm out of here!" Jeff snarled as he walked away. "Come on dad, we're leaving. Stan doesn't want us to be here anymore. Neither do us!"
Hayley walks down the stairs, wearing only a robe.
"Jeff, I'm glad you're…where are you going?" Hayley asked.
"I'm leaving until your father accepts his change" Jeff explained.
"Please come back" Hayley pleaded.
"I will babe" Jeff kissed her and left.
"Hayley, do you have clothes on at least?" Francine asked.
"Yes" Hayley removes her robe, revealing a sports bra and shorts. "I was going to go on a run, but I guess not!" she snapped as she took her robe and went upstairs.
Later, Steve, Zoey, and Mark made a huge mess in the kitchen.
"Oh great, it's going to take forever to clean all of this mess up" Mark complained.
"Not really" Steve said as he quickly removed the mess within seconds with his super speed cleaning.
"That's your boyfriend" Mark said.
(DING)
"Let's try it out" Mark said as he takes out two cake plates. Each person took a piece and ate it.
"Much better!" Zoey exclaimed.
"Yes it is!" Mark cheered.
"Way to go Zoey!" Steve cheered.
"Thank you boys!" Zoey cheered as she kissed Mark on the cheek and kissed Steve on the lips.
Mark blushed.
"I did it! A hot girl finally kissed me! This is the best day ever!" Mark told himself as they decorated the other clean and uneaten cake.
Meanwhile, Jeff and Henry are finished packing stuff in Jeff's van.
"Let's go dad. Hang on, I need my hat" Jeff said as he left for a bit, only to fall down on a water hole.
(Screaming)
"Jeff, are you all right?" Henry asked.
"Yeah I'm fine, but HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO GET OUT OF HERE?!" Jeff screamed.
"Hang on, I'll get help" Henry said as he ran to the Smith household.
Stan and Francine are sitting on the couch, watching TV.
"(Laughs) John Cena is Slender Man in disguised. I knew it!" Stan laughed; only to hear the door knock.
"Stan, I need your help. Listen, if you don't believe me, your son-in-law or my son is in danger! Please help me!" Henry pleaded.
"Oh my God, Jeff!" Hayley cried as she went downstairs.
"Okay, I'll help you" Stan agreed as he and the rest of the people went outside.
"Mr. S, I'm glad you're help. Help me get out of here" Jeff said.
"Jeff, hang on. We'll get you out of there" Hayley said.
"Oh my God, you actually asked for my help? Usually, you would have abandoned your son, but instead you came to ask for help? Mr. Fischer, I am so sorry for doubting you! You did change after all!" Stan exclaimed.
"I told you" Henry smiled.
"Dad and Mr. Fischer, I'm happy you guys are together, but please rescue my husband!" Hayley begged as Stan and Henry got a rope and successfully rescued Jeff.
"Steve, did you hear that?" Zoey asked as they and Mark finished decorating the cake.
"They want our cake. Hurry and finish this!" Mark panicked.
"Wow, Mr. Fischer. You really did change. I'm sorry for being stubborn. I thought you cared about was money" Stan apologized.
"It's okay. I get that a lot" Henry accepted his apology.
"If you want, the CIA is looking for an assistant worker. I guess there's no harm working for me" Stan suggested.
"I like that very much" Henry smiled.
"Good, you start Monday" Stan said as he and Francine left.
"I'm proud of you son" Henry hugged his son.
"Thanks dad" Jeff smiled.
"I'm happy to know I finally have a job. I promise to be a much better father than before" Henry added.
"Thank you Dad. Where will you live?" Jeff wondered.
"You can find me living 10 blocks away from where you live. The money I had left over paid for my house" Henry answered.
"I promise to visit you someday" Jeff added. "Can we do one more father/son activity before we depart?"
"What do you have in mind?" Henry wondered.
"Hey guys, who wants some cake?" Zoey asked as the three friends arrive.
(Cheering)
Meanwhile, the entire Smith family, including Mark Johnson and Henry Fischer, is eating Zoey's cake.
"Zoey, this cake is amazing!" Hayley exclaimed.
"Thank you Hayley. Thank your brother for helping me out" Zoey said as she kisses Steve.
"I'm happy to help" Steve smiled.
"For once, no tasting dog farts!" Roger shouted as everyone laughed.
Cutaway
Gordon Ramsay is reading this story.
"What a crap ending huh?" he asked as he turned off his laptop
Cutaway Ends
The last scene shifts to Jeff and Henry fishing on a boat.
(Credits roll)
"Son, do you like fish sticks?" Henry asked.
"Dad, I do, but I am not a gay fish!" Jeff laughed.
"What about the fish?" Henry wondered.
"Dad, that's cannibalism, isn't it?" Jeff asked.
"Oh relax. Oh no, you're right. Oh well, we only live once" Henry said as he hooks up a fish stick on a rod and throws it in the water. The fish underwater is looking up.
"It's Tim! They're on to us! Run!" the fish mouths as they all ran away.
End of Act 3
Well, that's it ladies and gentlemen! I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I'm back from my trip. Next week is the season finale. Read and review and take care!