Chapter Three
It has been months since we have seen Vegeta or Goku. During that time Krillin had a girlfriend named Maron, who I personally didn't like, Garlic Jr. was trying to poison us with this most that made us go under his control, and then Krillin broke up with Maron. I personally think Krillin has commitment issues but that's okay because Maron wasn't right for him anyway. Apparently Yamcha liked her a lot because he flirted with her the whole damn time. So I broke up with Yamcha for being a player and a flirt. I mean honestly every time I turn around and he is flirting with another girl then the same fight we always have goes on and on. It just never stops. I can be a good independent woman with a mind of my own. There was also another hidden reason why I took the chance to break up with Yamcha. I still keep having these feelings for Vegeta. He isn't even here and I keep thinking about him. I even got excited when my father told me he would be running out of gas soon so I guess he will be coming back and I will get to see him again.
It is a nice sunny day outside so I decided to have a little party and grill some food for Yamcha, Krillin, Oolong, Puar, and of course me. I must be crazier for Vegeta because I had a dream about him last night. He had just got done training in the gravity room and came in for dinner. While I was making his food he was actually being nice and commenting on how I was dressed. When I turned around to set his plate down Vegeta was right behind me. He grabbed his plate and set it down on the table while still looking me in the eyes. He gets close and almost breathlessly whispers, "You do a good job making all of my meals, woman. I feel like I need to reward you for your hard work". He leans in to kiss me and it tastes so good but then I woke up startled from my dreams. I mention how I had a dream about Vegeta out loud, "I had a weird dream last night that Vegeta came back". Then of course Yamcha is all upset even though we have been broken up for months, "What? Vegeta? You dreamt about him?" I felt just a little be guilty for what I said next but he deserves it, "You know, actually, he was pretty nice to me in the dream. And a good kisser to boot". Yamcha is this shocked upset expression responded with, "What? You kissed him?" Oh my goodness he is acting like a jealous fool over a dream, "It was just a dream Yamcha!" That is when Oolong pipes up saying, "You poor sap. You're jealous, aren't you? Admit it". I just stared up at the sky wonder where Vegeta could have gone when we heard a big crash of what looks like a big round space ship.
He is back! I just know it's him. Yamcha went on ahead to make sure but there is no way that it isn't him. As I stroll up, not wanting to seem too happy about his return, Vegeta and Yamcha were already about to kill each other. I came up as Vegeta was finishing the argument with, "Don't remind me. I'm angry enough to hurt somebody and pounding you might just be the therapy I need". I stopped them from fighting a made some comments to Vegeta about him smelling bad and offered him a shower. He followed me like a puppy grumbling about how I said he smelled and I am sure he would say something like, "The Prince of all Saiyans does not smell bad", but I couldn't really hears his mumbling. When he got in the shower I went back in the bathroom to leave him a towel and some clean clothes but I couldn't help but notice how he looked. I almost couldn't pry myself away but I knew I had to so as not to seem suspicious. When Vegeta finally got out of the shower he didn't seem too happy about my little joke of giving him a pink shirt. I was just eating with my friends when I hear, "What is this? Woman!" Surprised me at first so I was just like, "What's wrong? You should be done by now". "These garments that you left...are they for a man or a woman? They're pink", he says with anger and shock in his voice. I just giggled and responded with, "Come on, it's the style here". "Men in pink...how bizarre", was his response which I thought was just so cute. "This is ridiculous. I'm a warrior. Not a...a...a variety of flower", Vegeta continued ranting on. "Well, you smell good", was my response to which everyone laugh but Vegeta got furious. "Stop that. Stop it or I'll blast you all!" Everyone stopped laughing and just looked at him. He really is a real man who won't take shit from anybody. Just when things got calmed down Vegeta jumps up and says something about how Goku failed his job at destroying Frieza then everyone else started tensing up. I hate that I cannot sense power levels like they can. It leaves me feeling weak and unable to help. They all agree to fly off and find Frieza to destroy him once and for all leaving me by myself. When they left I decided I would follow them in a helicopter.
Vegeta's Point of View
That damn ship ran out of fuel. I need to keep you training, need to get more powerful than Kakarot. I cannot do it while on Earth with that woman pestering me. I am just glad she cannot bother me up here in space. But as of now I have to go back to Earth for more fuel and maybe an actual shower instead of this tiny spaceship shower. As I enter the hemisphere I realized that the spaceship is not slower down. I hope I piss off that blasted woman when I crash land into her yard. It is what she gets for bothering me. I am the Prince of all Saiyans so she should know better than to try and argue with me. When the ship finally crashed into the Earth I get out to find that weakling who has a connection with that stupid woman. He starts arguing with me and I am about to finish the fight when that woman appears. She has the nerve to insult me and not only insult me but she touched me. Something about her, however, did not allow me to blast her on the spot. I followed her because she mentioned a shower and that I really needed right now to relax my muscles before I started training again. When we got to the bathroom I got in the shower and proceeded to take of my armor and spandex and just threw them over top onto the floor. The woman mentioned something about fresh clothes and washing my spandex but she lingered a bit longer than necessary almost like something distracted her. Knowing I was naked while she was in the room was a bit distracting for me. She is a fine looking woman. I cannot lie about that, however, she needs to learn her place. I was just being honest with myself about her looks when I noticed the clothes she left for me. PINK! I AM A MAN! I yelled at her for the misplacement of men clothes but she claims it is the style here. I can hear them laughing at me. That shrew. I shall no longer compliment in my head how she looks. When I leave the bathroom in the outfit that the woman left for me I can see everyone laughing. I comment on how this makes me look like a flower and her response just made me furious and as everyone is laughing I threaten to blast them all. No one laughs at the Prince of all Saiyans. I should be ruling over them not having them make a fool of me. As I sit down to have a decent meal that I have missed out on for months I sensed a power that could not belong to any one else other than Frieza. How could Kakarot have failed? Frieza's father must have found that worthless ass floating in space and did what he could to save him. Frieza's father must be bringing him here as payback. The weaklings I am forced to sit with notice the power level at the same time that I bring it up. We agree to follow the power level to its landing so that we can be ready to fight when Frieza lands. The woman has a look on her face that seems like she realizes how helpless she is. I realize I enjoy that look. She can be strong when it comes to things she knows but this is something she does not know and cannot be a part of but I can be a part of this. This is what makes me better than these Earthlings. As we start flying off I took on last look at that helpless face for whatever reason I do not know.