Chapter Five
Vegeta's Point of View
That damn blue haired woman has followed us to the spot where Frieza is going to appear and went off on how she heard Frieza was cute. Seriously it's like she is stupid and can't think of anything else…..I know she is not really like this but she insist on acting like it. If that vile woman wants to die then so be it. I do think that she is brave for coming to her death and facing it like a true warrior but I wish she wouldn't speak or make stupid ideas. As we watch and wait for Frieza to come out a purpled haired boy showed up just when Frieza came out. Who is that strange boy? How can he even think he could go up against Frieza? As the young boy banters on with Frieza he starts to power up but this was different than when I power up. His power level was rising so faster and not only that but his hair….His hair is turning blonde. How can this be? He is a Super Saiyan! How can this be?! Kakarot, Kakarot's son, and I are the only remaining Saiyans left. As I watched in surprise the unknown boy beat Frieza but not only Frieza but his father too. After this boy slain them both he offers to show us when Kakarot is going to land and so we follow this strange boy. When we land at the spot he throws one of the woman's capsule thing and a fridge pops up. The stupid woman talks to the boy about his damn jacket then going off about him being a mystery man. I decide to go sit away from the group but close enough to keep an eye on this strange boy. I almost can't stand the people around me and not only that but I am wearing pink. The prince of all Saiyans does NOT wear pink. It is a damned color only meant for women. That's stupid boy is staring at me! "What are you looking at?" He has this kind of surprised look on his face as he stammers his response, "Oh uh, nothing, it's just that I uh...like your shirt". With the way he looks he might as well be a girl, "You would…" That boy is strange.
This boy keeps looking at me. "Why do you keep looking over here? Haven't you ever seen a pink shirt before? If you like it that much, you can have it". "No, no thank you", said the strange boy. I hate being stared at like that, "Then knock it off kid!" He is really getting on my nerves.
Finally after 3 long hours Kakarot's ship lands creating a huge crash. I hear that short bald man yelling, "Boom! What a landing! I hope he has some air bags in that baby!" followed by that man who seems obsessed with the woman responding with, "Why? To protect the ship from Goku's head?" I do have to agree with that last part. I don't understand how Kakarot could be so dimwitted. When Kakarot comes out of the ship he shows concern about Frieza having passed him on his way here but soon learned that it was the strange boy who defeated Frieza and King Cold. The purple haired boy then goes on to ask Kakarot for a private audience and to my amazement Kakarot actually went. You would think he would be cautious of the stranger since he never seen him before. As Kakarot leaves us behind the group begins to wonder what is going on. As we watch the young purple haired boy turns Super Saiyan as well as Kakarot. I still don't understand how someone like that stupid Kakarot became the Legendary Super Saiyan. It should have been me. Anyway the boy then pulled out his sword and began to swing it with such speed but Kakarot blocked the attacks by the sword with just his index finger. The woman starts a conversation with the bald on. "Man, for two guys who don't know each other, they sure do have a lot to talk about" which is a good point from the woman. Maybe the strange boy is telling Kakarot how it is he is a Saiyan. The bald on responds, "But hey, talking's not bad. It's a lot better than fighting" which I should have expected the bald one to say that. Such a pussy. Kakarot's young one then pipes up, "Uh...at least he doesn't have his sword out anymore". "Yeah, and your dad put his finger away too" such an idiotic response from the bald one. As we stand and wait it seems like the Namek can hear what they are saying as his face changes frequently like in worry or surprise for just a brief moment. Finally Kakarot comes back to the group looking as if he doesn't know what to say for what happened although it looks worse than me in that outfit of his. The bald one speaks first, "Hey, Goku! So what did that guy say?" Kakarot stammers to respond, "Oh, umm...ummm...well, nothing important, really." The Namek then speaks, "That's funny. It all sounded pretty important to me." "Really? You heard it all?" Kakarot responded. "My ears do more than just frame my face you know, Goku." The Namek goes on to explain to use about these androids who dare think they are stronger than me and how we need to train for 3 years for this event. The one that is obsessed with the woman believes the purple haired boy crazy which made the Namek gone on about wanting to live so he will train. I, as the Prince of all Saiyans, will be training anyway but now I have to train even harder to try and become stronger than Kakarot and these androids. A change in subject seems needed at this time so I go on to ask Kakarot, "But there's still a few things I'd like to know. For starters, where in the world did you get that absurd looking outfit?"
"It's the latest fashion on planet Yardrat, but I guess it does look a little strange. But at least it's not pink!"
Dammit! "Grr...Never mind! Who cares about your stupid clothes anyway?!" Kakarot thinks he can mock me but he will see how strong I will become in 3 years. Kakarot goes on to explain how he escaped the planet Namek joking about some sort of muffin button then shows us what he learned on this planet called Yardrat. He learned to teleport just by thinking of where he wanted to go. This pisses me off even more because that is just another technique that he gained while I have gain none. I need to leave and begin my training now. I have to become stronger and I am not waiting to start my training.
Author's note: Sorry for taking so long again. I have had writer's block so I hope this on is just as good as the others. I did reference Team Four Star's parody called Dragon Ball Z Abridged by bringing up the muffin button so I hope people noticed that. I do love that parody. Anyway I will try and start on Chapter Six and finish it soon. Thank you and hope you enjoy.