And now, after eight minutes of thinking: …Chrono Trigger: Naruto Style!
Chapter 2: "Marle" Joins The Party
Haruno Castle
7:24 a.m.
Princess Sakura Haruno had gotten up early and was now tip-toeing down the stairs to the throne room. She was lucky that no one but the cooks were up at this hour, and they weren't planning on leaving the kitchen anytime soon.
The steps were long, and Sakura still had to pass by one more room-
The weapon storage.
She snuck in there and quietly opened a chest, revealing a crossbow. She took it and a nearby quiver and arrows. She then snuck down the rest of the stairs and into the throne room. The coast was clear.
Current time:
7:39 a.m.
Tension built up in Sakura's chest as she knew that everyone would wake up soon because of the fair, because she knew there was still a chance that she might get caught even though she was almost to the door.
"CHA! Almost there!"
"o.o shut up they'll hear you!!"
"…wtf how would they hear me if im in your head? dimwit…"
Sighing in defeat, Sakura silently opened the door to the foyer, shut it, and made her way to the exit.
"'Bout time you got here."
Leaning against the hill the castle was founded on was Naruto XIII (A/N 13)
"Naruto!" said a relieved princess.
"Ready? I cleared the way out over at the forest."
"Really!? That's great!"
"Yeah, well since we're both on a tight schedule, I'm gonna have to say this quick: do you have everything?"
"Lemesee… …crossbow, …ammo… yeah I got them."
"'k, then we're off!"
The two of them then ninja-dashed out of the castle ground and into the natural green maze that was the forest and a short time later they were out and on Zenan Field. They took a sharp turn to the left and quickly arrived at the western gate of Konoha.
W. Konoha
8:32 a.m.
"We made it, finally." sighed the sneaky princess
"YUP!!"
"Hey outer…isnt that crater over there where the village mountain is supposed to go?!"
"Holy crap you're right!"
"Of course I'm right!! I know all!!"
"…whatever…Hey is that a robot arm I see?"
"I don't wanna know"
"I second that"
Anyways, the whole time Sakura was debating with her Inner, Naruto had been babbling about the ramen, and something about a great ramen god, (A/N: haha silly naruto and his stupid ideas :P) when all of a sudden…
"Hey Sakura-chan you did remember to bring your disguise right?"
"!!! Uhh… crap…"
Naruto sweatdropped
"Err…don't worry Sakura! I've got the solution!!"he said with an sly fox grin (A/N: like episode 101 where they try to see behind kakashi's mask!! lolz what a good episode…er um yeah BAK TO THE STORY)
Sakura sweatdropped.
"Eh…"
"What? I'm just going to bleach your hair."
"Oh ok!...!!! WTF YOU'RE GONNA BLEACH MY HAIR??!!"
"Mhm! how do you expect to go around the fair with your hair like that? I mean you are the only one with pink hair…" (A/N: lolz I made Naruto sound smart…keke but not for long!!)
"Ok! Hear I GO!!", he said as he pulled out a hockey mask and stuff to bleach a certain Haruno's hair.
"Um Naruto?"
"Yeah?"
"Why the heck do you have a hockey mask when all you're gonna do is bleach my hair?"
"…Its something the ramen god told me! So just put it on! I don't want do displease the wonderful ramen god!!"
"Err ok"
"Now…Hold still."
Naruto then got out a bucket of hair bleach and dunked it on Sakura, making her hair blonde almost instantly.
"GEH!! NARUTO!!!!!"
"What? It's washable!"
"NO YOU DIMWIT!! YOU BLEACHED MY CLOTHES TOO!!"
"Ohhhhh… yeah… um that's not so washable…"
"Cha! And that was my favorite shirt too!!"
A few minutes of finding a new wardrobe for our now blonde princess later…
"Hold on Sakura-chan!! Just one more thing!!"
Naruto then grabbed a contact container.
"Um Naruto why do I need these?"
"I dunno jus for the heck of it!! its all part of the costume!!"
Now clad in a baby blue chinese style shirt (kinda like Tentens cept it has sleeves), and white capris, a now blond and brown eyed Sakura was ready to go to the fair.
"Sakura-chan!! You look great! I could hardly recognize you!!"
"Thanks Naruto! What would I do without you?"she said while giving him a quick hug
"I dunno"he responded with a crooked smile.
And with that they set off to the Millineal Fair
Later…
Naruto: "We're here!"
Mellinnial Fair
9:00 a.m.
" LE GASP!! A RAMEN-EATING CONTEST!!!" (take a wild guess of who said that)
"Does this mean I'm gonna explore the fair alone?"
"No I promised I would show you around" said a now depressed Naruto
"Well…I dunno I guess you can go off to that contest of yours if you want!"
"Are you sure?"
Sakura sweatdropped as she could see Naruto looking anxious. She didn't even have time to answer the ramen boy, cuz he took zoomed off to the contest booth.
"Hmm… I'm at the Mellinnial Fair, alone…"
"Hehe YES!! WE'RE ON OUR OWN!! OUT TO FEND FOR OURSELVES!! CHA!!"
"We're at a fair for goodness sakes not the wilderness"
"Wilderness? Fair? Whats the difference?"
At this Sakura sweatdropped, and with that she ran up to Tsunade's Bell.
Now back to our chicken butt haired friend…
As Sasuke walked to the fair, his 'favorite' inner was babbling his head off about how his outer should be more social, and of ways to lose the fangirls, or whatever, when all of a sudden he ran into someone
THUD!
He was knocked into Tsunade's Bell and on his back.
To Be Continued…
Next time: Gato, and the Telepod!