Alright here I go! Chrono Trigger: Naruto Style!

Last time:

Tenten: "Hey Sakura, do you wanna try the telepod?"

Sakura: "Ok!"

"Great! Now step on the left pod!"

Itachi powered the machine again, but then it started malfunctioning.

Sakura: "Tenten w-what's happening"

Tenten: "I don't know!"

"Help me Sasuke-kun! AAAAAAAH!!!!!"

Chapter 4: Trapped in the Past.

N. Millennial Fair

Telepod Zone

10:10 a.m.

(A/N Coincidence? I think not!)

Sakura vanished from the left pod, and her bracelet fell on the telepod. Then a glowing blue hole opened in front of everyone and Sakura reappeared in it. The hole then closed, and a nervous Itachi shooed everyone out except for Sasuke.

Itachi: "Tenten! What happened?"

Tenten: "I don't know, but didn't look like it was the telepod that caused it.

It looks like that bracelet she wore triggered some kind of time/space distortion!"

Sasuke: "What do you suppose we do?"

Tenten!!! "I know! You can go after her."

Sasuke: "Hn…I MEAN! WHAT? THAT COULD KILL ME!!"

Tenten: "Fine with me."

"insert glare"

Itachi: "So… does this mean we're finally gonna get rid of him?"

Tenten: "I dunno…I guess?"

Itachi: "O happy day! Main systems on!"

Itachi made his handsigns and started the machine while Sasuke was standing on the left pod.

Tenten: "Power to full!"

Itachi: "Got it!"

Tenten: "Almost there!"

The telepod malfunctioned again, but Sasuke angrily jumped off.

Sasuke, who had the bracelet in his pocket, then said! "I don't think you'll get me in that thing so easi-"

"That's it! I'm taking over!"

"No stop!"

"BUT SAKURA-CHAN NEED'S US!!"

"Chan? What? Geh!! Noooo!! Don't take over!!"

It was too late, and as soon as they switched:

Inner as outer Sasuke: "I'm coming Sakura-chan!"

The portal reopened, and Sasuke was pulled into it, once again leaving behind Sakura's bracelet. The last thing he knew was Tenten saying "Don't worry Sasuke! I'll come after you when I fix the machine!" and Itachi crying tears of joy and laughing hysterically while saying, "Bye Sasuke! Don't forget to write!" After that he saw nothing but a swirling mass of color and he was gone.

A Small Clearing.

Date Unknown.

"Oh… my head…"

When Sasuke regained consciousness, he found himself lying against a rock in the middle of a forest.

"What am I doing here?"

Upon saying that he remembered about what happened at the fair.

"I hate you, Inner."

"Well at least I know that we're alive and we can go look for the princess!"

"But what if the portal dropped her somewhere else!?"

"That would be very unlikely."

"Hn."

(A/N I'd like to put "BACK TO REALITY", but Sasuke said this aloud.)

A few minutes later, Sasuke got up and was about to start exploring the area when he heard some rustling in some nearby bushes.

Voice 1: "Shh… Keep it down idiot!"

Voice 2: "Who you callin' an idiot!"

Voice 1: "Drat! We've been spotted! Attack!"

Sasuke: "Hn?"

Two ninja jumped out and prepared to attack Sasuke.

"OMG! Inner! Where are you?"

"I'm right here, what do you want?"

"Two ninja are gonna kill me! What do I do?"

"What do you mean 'what do I do?'! I'm you!

"Well how am I gonna live through this!?"

"I dunno, try using you head, for example: YOU'RE NOT DEFENSELESS! YOU'RE A NINJA TOO!! duh…"

BACK TO REALITY

Sasuke got out his katana, dashed at "Ninja 1", and sliced him in two. He glowed red and disappeared.

"Hn? He's gone!" he smirked.

Sasuke then turned to face "Ninja 2", who was now paralyzed in fear. He "killed" him too.

"Hah I did it-"

"AHEM"

"Hn… We did it."

"I don't care about that; it's just that you need to get back to exploring the area."

"Hn."

A few ninja "deaths" later (A/N Do these ninja really die?), Sasuke finally left the area, which turned out to be a small forest on the Village Mountain after he climbed off it.

"What? the mountains back?"

He then noticed that everything looked like home, only newer, and colder. He walked over to a house, and the resident, an old lady let him in when knocked on the door.

Sasuke: "Hey, can you tell me where I am?"

Old lady: "You don't know where you are? You're at my house, dear."

"I know that, I just want to know where your house is."

"Why you're at the Village Hidden in the Leaves!"

"Hn…By the way, what's the current date and time?"

"…I don't really know, but you can check the clock over there."

"Thanks."

When Sasuke looked at the clock, it said:

Febuary 4

600 AD

10:05 a.m.

"OM- (TECHINCAL DIFFICULTIES)"

Outer Sasuke was losing his cool, so his inner quickly took over.

Inner as Outer Sasuke "Insert body twitching": "Excuse me, can I pass out on your bed for a while?"

Old lady: "Sure, go ahead."

Hidden Leaf Village

Febuary 15, 600 AD

11:00 a.m.

Sasuke woke up and got off the old lady's bed.

Sasuke: "Old lady? Have you seen a girl in light blue clothes?"

Old lady: "Hmm… Why yes I have! She came here 2 weeks ago and then left for Haruno Castle."

"Haruno Castle?"

"Yes, Haruno Castle."

"Hn. Thank you for letting me use the bed mam."

"Anytime dear, anytime."

After Sasuke left, he left town and said "I guess I'd better go save Sakura"

"YEAH!! Lets go save Sakura-Chan!!"

To Be Continued…

Today's Cliffhanger: What'll happen when Sasuke visits the castle?

Next time… "Sakura? Are you ok? Noo!! Don't leave me!!"

To anyone who doesn't know: that's Sasuke's quote. MOVING ON!!!