Itachi and Naruto are online looking at FanFiction.

Itachi: "Wow, it's been a long time since 'BlueSatoshi' posted a chapter.

Naruto: "Yeah, wasn't that good anyway 'cause I wasn't about me! I mean I'm the star! Believe it!"

Itachi: "…"

Suddenly, an earthquake occurs.

Naruto: "Yay! The ramen truck is here!"

Itachi: "…" sweatdrops

Naruto: "Huh? Howcome you're so quiet now?"

Itachi: "…look!" O.

Naruto: "What're talkin' abou-" O.

Two figures appeared in the now ruined living room, one with a small stack of papers.

Blue: "We're baaaack!!! And I also have a message from Tenten!"

Itachi: "Uhh… Who's the person next to you?"

Blue: "Her? She's LinkFangirl 01. I told her she'd cameo sometime soon."

Blue noticed the reader

Blue: "Oh yeah, sorry for the delays! And now, for Chrono Trigger: Naruto Style! (Chapter 5)

Last time…

Sasuke woke up and got off the old lady's bed.

Sasuke: "Old lady? Have you seen a girl in light blue clothes?"

Old lady: "Hmm… Why yes I have! She came here 2 weeks ago and then left for Haruno Castle."

"Haruno Castle?"

"Yes, Haruno Castle."

"Hn. Thank you for letting me use the bed maam."

"Anytime dear, anytime."

After Sasuke left, he left town and said "I guess I'd better go save Sakura."

"YEAH!! Lets go save Sakura-Chan!!"

ON WITH THE SHOW!!!

Chapter 5: "Sakura? Are you ok? Noo!! Don't leave me!!"

Outside Haruno Castle

1:24 p.m.

Sasuke had been walking for a while now and was very exhausted when he finally reached the castle.

"sigh, Can this day get any worse!?"

Unfortunately for him, it could happen, especially at the castle's foyer.

Guard 1: "Stop! Name and purpose."

Sasuke: "I'm Sasuke Uchiha and I'm here to see Sakura."

Guard 1: "…Uchiha?"

Sasuke: "Yeah, Uchiha."

Guard 2: "Hmm… well I've never heard of any Sasuke Uchiha, but I have heard of an Obito Uchiha. …You're a relative?"

Sasuke: "Uh… yeah." (Who is this Obito Uchiha? …oh well, might as well play along.)

Guard 1: "Hey, ya know what? Check out that kid's hair!"

Guard 2: "I wonder where he came from!"

Guard 1: "Probably in one of Magus's troops!"

Guard 2: "Nah, wouldn't have made the cut. Hey, kid! Show us your stamp collection!"

Sasuke: "Hn. don't have one…"

Guard 2: "Then lea-"

Someone: "Stop this at once!"

Guards: "Geh! Uh Lady Tsunade!"

Tsunade (?): "Show your manners, Sasuke here is my friend."

Guard 1: "…Friend?"

Tsunade: "Yes, he's my friend. Now please let him in."

Guard 2: "But something's not right about him."

Tsunade glared at the guard, and both of them and Sasuke sweatdropped.

Guard 2: "Forgive us milady! Please enter sir!"

Tsunade quietly giggled and walked away.

As Sasuke stepped forward, the guard told him this:

Guard 1: Mind your manners!

Guard 2: "I envy you."

After that Inner talked with Sasuke for a bit.

"Hey, did you notice anything strange about Tsunade?"

"Possibly."

"Hm…"

At the throne room, Sasuke walked up to King Haruno the 21st.

Sasuke: "Uhh… hi."

King: "It's you! Sir, I have come believe that you're the one who rescued my wife.

How did you find her!?"

Sasuke: "Well-"

"Wait, you're probably tired after crossing the forest. Maybe you should go get something to eat in the kitchen and spend the night at the knights' sleeping quarters."

"Are you sure no one's gonna use the beds?"

"Other than an injured solider, nearly everyone else left to fight Magus, so otherwise, the beds are vacant."

"Hn."

Sasuke went to the kitchen, and after eating some tomato salad and answering the chef's question on what "eyes cream" was, he went to bed, and instantly fell asleep.

Haruto Castle

Febuary 16, 600 AD

9:15 a.m.

Sasuke had been woken up 30 minutes ago and was now on his way to the queen's room.

When he reached the floor it was located on, he conversed with 2 maids and a guard.

After that, he went to the room and Tsunade said:

"There you are! Please leave us, I would like to speak with this man in private."

Maid: "Yes, milady."

The maid and a small pig left the room leaving Sasuke alone with Tsunade. (A/N You know who they are.)

Tsunade: "Please come closer Sasuke-kun."

Sasuke: " 'Kun' ? Sakura? Is that you?"

Tsunade Sakura: "…"

"Apparently, Tsunade was Sakura."

"Shut up baka."

Sakura: "Heh, it's me, Sakura! But here, everyone calls me Lady Tsunade, whoever that is! I'm so happy you came for me! I've been trapped here for almost a week!

Sasuke: "Hn."

insert akward silence here

The room became dark, and Sakura started glowing light green.

Sasuke: "Uhh... Sakura, are you ok?"

Sakura: "I… don't feel right. It's like… something tearing me apart! Like chunks of my past are being torn away! H-HELP ME SASUKE-KUN!!!!"

And with that, she was gone.

Sasuke: "S-Sakura? Wha? Nooo… don't leave m- eh whats that on the floor?"

"I dunno, that's really strange."

And indeed it was, because on the floor where Sakura once stood, was a white puddle of bleach and a pair of hazel contact lenses… made of ramen (A/N: haha jk but there were contacts on the floor)

To Be Continued…

Next time: "To the Church!"

Sorry for the long pause, but school's got me really busy now so it'll take me longer to get the story done for now…

Naruto: "HEY!!! Whats the matter with you? I thought I was supposed to be in this chapter!!!"

Blue: "Soon enough my friend… any ways so I hope that its ok, please review!"

Itachi: "If you don't I will make watch several haunting videos of Richard Simmons wanna-be's… wearing eye-make up and spandex…"

Blue: o.o "Don't you think that's a bit harsh?"

Itachi: "… no not really…"

Blue: "Ok… well cya later guys!"

Naruto: "I don't even know you!"

Blue: -.-