Chapter 2
The perfect team
By Ultimax10
If you guys ever wondered why Wolf and Snake were removed from Smash Bros for Wii U and 3DS, this chapter explains it all and more! (At least in my Alternate Universe) Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I still don't own Nintendo. If I did, you would see Me and Rosalina in our own game series. And Samus and Zelda in their own game series.
Samus and Zelda came out of their room and into the commons center where they found Samantha and Zelda Jr. playing the sixth iteration of Smash from last year's match. This version added characters such as the Inklings, Maxwell, Rayman, and some DLC's such as Steve from Minecraft, Knuckles, and others. This year at the start of January will be the seventh annual Super Smash Tournament. Lucina walked by and noticed the four and walked towards them. "Good morning Lucina how are you feeling?" Zelda asked. "A little better. I was wondering if you two could tell us the next part of your story." Lucina asked. "Us?" Samus asked. "Yup!" Fox exclaimed as he and everyone from last night came through the hallway plus some others as well. This time Ness, Lucas, Little Mac, and the female Robin joined the crew. "Well okay I guess." Samus complied as she sat down in the couch who was immediately joined by Zelda and their children.
Flashback:
A few weeks later after their relationship began, One morning, Samus and Zelda were taking a nice leisurely stroll through the Smash Garden. Zelda hugged her bounty huntress' arm as she sighed of relief and rested her head on Samus' shoulder. "Samus?" "Yeah Zel?" "What do you like most about me?" Zelda asked. "Um!..." Samus was totally caught off guard by the question. Samus studied the Hylian's face. She loved everything about the princess. From her personality, to her smile. "Hmm... I would have to say... Your ears. They are so interesting. Not to mention how much I love it when you make them move up and down. They complement your beautiful face." Samus said as she blushed a little. "You mean like this?" Zelda asked cutely as she moved her pointed ears up and down. "So...fuckin... cute!" Samus whispered aloud. "What was that Sammy?" Zelda asked as she got closer to Samus, knowing exactly what she had said. "Um nothing!" Samus exclaimed as she blushed. "Um-so, what do you like about me the most?" Samus asked trying to change the subject. "Hmm..." Zelda hummed as she thought of the number one thing she loved about Samus.
"Your eyes." Zelda answered. "My eyes? Why?" Samus asked. "They shine like piercing cut diamonds and they sparkle every time I'm with you. I see your soul and I love how it speaks to me." Zelda answered as she moved in closer to a now red faced Samus. Samus had no words for Zelda's complement, but the intense blush on her face told Zelda that she was happy with the response. "I love you Sam." Zelda said as she hugged her beloved. "I-I know you do." Samus responded as she hugged the Hylian back. Zelda knew that Samus needed time to accept not only Zelda's feelings towards her, but her own feelings towards Zelda as well. One day, she knew Samus would return those same feelings verbally. "We may come from different worlds, but I love you none the less. And I hope that one day, we can be together for the rest of time." Zelda stated as she blushed. "I-I'd like that." Samus answered as she hugged her back. "Hey Zelda?" "Yes Samus?" "You hungry?" "A little." "Well I'm starvin'. Let's go get some breakfast at the Smash City Cafe." "Okay."
Samus then lifted Zelda up and carried her bridal style towards the smash cab pickup-stop. "HEY TAXI!" Samus yelled as a taxi came into view. The cab came to a stop and the princess and bounty hunter got into the vehicle. "Where can I take you two?" The cab driver asked. "To the Smash Cafe please." Zelda requested as she put her hand on top of Samus' and layed her head on the huntress' shoulder. The cab ride soon ended and the bounty huntress gave the man some gold and left for the cafe. Since it was early in the morning, no one was up so the couple were able to get a seat with no problem. Miss Aran, Princess, will you have the usual?" A waitress asked. "Yes please." The two answered in unison. "Okay I'll be back shortly." The woman said as she left. "Man I love this place's pancakes. Almost as much as I love... You know." Samus said as she held Zelda's hand as blush attacked her face. Zelda would take that as a definite "I love you Zelda."
Zelda squeezed Samus' hand and leaned across the table to give Samus a quick peck on the cheek. "You're so cute when you're blushing." Zelda commented. "I'm not cute. I'm a bounty hunter And bounty hunters aren't cute." Samus pouted as she looked away from her princess. Trying to avoid her gaze. "Whatever you say my love." Zelda cooed. The couple's pancakes soon arrived and after the two had finished their meal Zelda paid for the both of them and the two left hand in hand. "Man I'm stuffed!" Samus exclaimed as she patted her stomach. Zelda let out a cute giggle. "I'm glad you enjoyed it my dear." Zelda replied as she hugged the bounty huntress' arm. "Let's go to the park it'll be fun!" Zelda suggested as she dragged her beloved towards the park, not waiting for Samus' response.
The two walked around for a bit until they came to the one tree that everyone had engraved their relationships in. Fox had Krystal's and his initials engraved using his pistol, but scratched it out with his claws once he and Krystal broke up. Captain Falcon was in a relationship with a Smash Cafe waitress named Dalaila. And Peach even dated Link in the past year! That heart with their initials seemed to have been chipped away from someone hitting it with a golf club. "Time to add another couple to the dating tree." Samus stated as she pulled out her Paralyzer from her pants pocket and turned the laser setting to heat beam. Samus then engraved a heart with the initials S+Z in the center.
"No one will know it's us since there are more S's in the roster. "But what about me?" Zelda asked unsure of how someone couldn't figure out that it is their initials. "Trust me, no one is smart enough to cross those wires." Samus stated reassuringly. "What wires?" Zelda asked with a cute confused look on her face. "It's an expression my darlin'." Samus explained as she kissed Zelda on the cheek. "I love you Sam." Zelda said as she hugged Samus. "I...I..." Samus began attempting to say those three words. "Shhh. It's okay. Don't force it." Zelda said as she stood on her tippy toes to kiss Samus. The two shortly ended their kiss. "We should start heading back. We have the first team match of the day." Samus said as she grabbed Zelda and carried her bridal style once again.
Smash Mansion:
The two women stood on the left side of the Pokemon stage faceing their two opponents. "Team Samus and Zelda vs Team Wolf and Ganondorf!" The announcer's voice boomed throughout the stadium. The crowd was cheering for Samus and Zelda. "Three, two, one, go! The anouncer's voice boomed as the two teams quickly started to attack each other. Samus used her plasma chain to grab Ganondorf and started to pumble him with her armored fist. Samus then used a screw attack to launch him into the air. Once Zelda saw this she leaped up and hit Ganondorf with a magical electric kick to the ground. Wolf then slashed at Zelda through the air and cut her stomach and her face as well as her arms. "Zelda!" Samus cried as she threw Ganondorf at Wolf. Toppling both of the villains over. Samus rushed over towards Zelda and held her. "Samus... I'm fine. Finish this." Zelda said weakly as she held Samus' hand.
A smash ball soon appeared and Samus went right for it. After a couple of well placed hits on it, the ball soon cracked and the final smash aura glowed around her. Samus took her shot at the two opponents who were arguing about who should kill who. Wolf was able to dodge the attack, but Ganondorf was directly hit and was sent flying off the stage. Samus' power suit then broke and Samus was now in nothing but her zero suit. Samus looked back over to Zelda before her eyes went blurry and the world spun around her. "Samus!" Zelda screamed as she saw her love being viciously attacked by Wolf who was clawing at the now unconscious bounty huntress. "Sam!" Snake cried as he jumped out of the stands and into the arena. Snake started to beat the living hell out of Wolf as Zelda limped towards Samus and picked her up from the ground. Zelda forfeited the match and went to the smash clinic.
Samus' eyes started to open and she saw a blur of light. As her eyes adjusted, Samus heard her name being called by a beautiful voice she knew very well.
"Samus?" Zelda spoke as she lightly touched Samus' hand. "Wha-what happened?" Samus asked in a tired and dry voice. "Wolf tried to kill you. He almost came close to, until Snake came in and started to pound the living hellfire out of him." Zelda replied. "How-how long-cough!" Samus tried to speak but her sore throat didn't allow her to finish. "Drink some water. You've been unconscious from the lack of blood loss for almost a month now." Zelda answered. "I'm gonna incinerate that mutt." Samus growled as she gulped down the water.
"No need." A rough voice said from the doorway. It was Snake. And he had something behind his back. "Wolf has been banned from the Smash Tournaments for almost a decade." "Um princess, would you mind giving me sand Samus a few minutes alone?" Zelda hated when anyone called her "princess." Zelda didn't want anyone to treat her like royalty. Samus knows this and could tell that Zelda was a bit irritated by the name even if she didn't show it. "Why of course Snake. I'll let you two have some alone time." And as soon as Zelda walked out the door, she was grabbed by a white gloved hand and was swept away Into a closet. "Peach!?" What in farefore's name are you doing?! "I saw what happened and I wanted to see how Samus was doing." Peach lied. Zelda could tell when Peach was lying.
"Peach..." "Okay! Okay! I was spying on you two but honestly Zelda, what's going on with you two? What's your status?" Peach asked. She was too giddy to hold still. Zelda knew Peach wouldn't leave her alone until she gave her an update so she just gave in. "Well..." Zelda started off. Back in Samus' emergency room, "Samus are you okay?" Snake asked concerned for his friend. "Yeah I'm fine. Thank's for beating the hell out of Wolf for me by the way." "Yeah,...about that..." Snake began. Snake waited for Samus to say something but the expression on her face told him to continue. "I'm leaving Smash in two months." "What? Why?" A concerned bounty huntress asked. "Because even though I saved you from Wolf, I just got so mad. I nearly killed the mutt and the Hand told me I had to go. I'm sorry Sam." Snake said. The two just sat in silence for a moment. "Look Sam, there's somthin I've been meaning to tell ya." "I like you and I thought you know... Maybe you'd like me back?" Snake asked as he handed Samus the bouquet of flowers he got her. "Snake..." Samus sighed as she sat the bouquet on the nightstand.
"Sam, you know I always flirt with ya, and you always play along, that can't be a coincidence right?" Snake asked as he leaned in close enough to be face to face with her. Snake leaned in for a kiss, but Samus pushed him away. "Snake stop!" "Why don't you like me as anything more than a friend Sam?!" "Because..." Samus hesitated. "Because what!?" A heartbroken snake asked frustrated. "Because I'm gay!" Samus shouted a bit. Snake was taken aback by this. "I'm dating someone here as well." Samus muttered. "It's Zelda isn't it?" Snake asked. Samus froze. Sam, you can trust me. We're best friends. I won't tell anyone." "Yeah it's Zelda..." Samus breathed under her breath. "Hmm..." "Makes sense seeing that Peach is certainly not your type and that you and Zelda are the only other women competitors here." Snake stated. "Well you deserve to have someone like her Sam. I'm happy for you." Snake said as he got up from his seat and started to turn around to exit the room.
Samus grabbed Snake by the wrist. "Wait!" Samus said as she tried to get Snake to stop. Samus pulled Snake into a hug. "Thanks for understanding." Samus said. "No prob Sam. No prob." Snake said before he took his leave. "I can tell she loves me but she doesn't know how to express her feelings vocally." Peach just listened to Zelda ramble on about Samus. The mushroom princess digested every little piece of information that was thrown at her. "What would you say you like best about Samus?" Peach asked. "I don't know everything?" Zelda asked a bit confused about the question. "Name me some." Peach demanded. "Well, She's Smart, strong, independent, protects me as if her life depends on it, is a sweetheart even though she doesn't realize it,..." "Good now name me some of Samus' characteristics you like." Peach said. "Her blonde flowing hair, those pillowy lips, her soft pale skin, not to mention that body of hers, and oh goddesses! those beautiful shining diamond blue eyes... Zelda said as she got lost in thought.
"How's your sexual relationship going?" Peach asked. "Gah!" Zelda squealed as Peach's comment snapped her out of it. The Hyrulian princess blushed harshly. "That is none of your concern Peach." Zelda stated meekly. "Oh really? because I recall some very detailed fantasies involving..." Zelda stopped her there with a gloved hand over the mouth. "Peach grabbed her hand and removed it from her mouth. "Is Sammy always on top? Is that it?" "No! We take turns!" Zelda exclaimed before cursing herself for saying that out loud. The Hyrulian's face was now flushed. "I would have never expected Samus to be the one to be on the bottom ever." Peach commented making Zelda's face brighten even more. "Sh-shut up Peach." Zelda demanded as she turned away from her friend. "I'm going to see Samus again." Zelda stated as she quickly hurried out of the closet. "Love works in the strangest ways." Peach said to herself.
Zelda got back into the infirmary room and locked the door. Samus was trying to walk but her legs gave out. Zelda rushed towards Samus and caught her. "What are you doing?" Zelda asked concerned and a bit angry. "I was trying to find my girlfriend have you seen her?" Samus said with a smile. Zelda's frustration melted away at the comment. "What does she look like Miss Aran?" Zelda asked playing along as she lifted Samus and put her back into the bed using her magic. "She's got a beautiful face, cute pointed ears, wears a purple dress, has a sexy body..." Samus said. "Is her name Zelda by any chance?" Zelda asked. "I dunno is It?" Samus asked as she grabbed Zelda by the shoulders and leaned in and kissed her. "What did I ever do to deserve you?" Zelda asked. Samus smiled ath the comment. "I ask the same thing every day my darlin." Samus said before kissing her again.
"So what did Snake have to say?" Zelda asked curiously. "He got kicked out for almost beating the living shit outta that stupid mutt." Samus frowned as she crossed her arms. "Oh Samus I'm so sorry." Zelda said as she hugged Samus tightly. "Eh. I'll be fine as long as I have you my darlin." Samus said with a smile. "As will I." Zelda responded. And the two just rested there for the rest of the day.
Sorry it took me so long guys school and stuff. Also sorry about not having the first chapter complete I did but my story got cut off some how. I'll try to fix that. Review please.