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"SHIIIIIIIIIIBA! DIEEEEEEEEEEE!" Agito roared as he beat up tatusya like a punching bag. The new god was struggles to stay with Agito but it was rough and hard for im.

"damn Agito be strong as all get out" Tatsuya hised as he flew away from Agito and sped off to find his best buddy.

Meanwhile Kirito was praying under a waterfall, as he was wont to doo "I must refraine, for I am the new jesus"

"KIRITO" Tatusya shouted. "Kirito, there you are. It's Agito. He's back" He landed near his 'son' and frowned all serious

"NOT AGITO!" Kirito yelled.

"Come, we must fight him and win the day." Tatsuya and Kirito flew off, to where Agito was heading towards them

"NII-SAMA!" Miyuki was holding her belly, the babeh rumbling inside her like mad "HELP MEEEEEE!" she considered freezing the babeh inside her, but it did no good making it go even crazier inside her "AAAAAAAAH! NOOOOO! RIP IT OUT!" The shiba gurl sobbed as she pounded on her tummy, hoping shed get a miscarriage.

"Oh god, look at it!" Nene sobbed. "the babeh's become like me!"

Nene had already gave birth and the babeh soon grew into an grow-up and had her hair. "This is so wrung!"

"calm, mother. Everything is okay." The adult baby smiled and turned to the window and jumped out, flying away.

"…the fuck." Priss spat out.

"We have to follow it." Slyvie frowned. "Girls, let's go!"

"Take my seed, creature!" Silas was raping a golden-haired fox woman in front of a young catgirl with two tails.

"CHEN DON'T LOOK! DON'T LOOK!" Ran yakuumu was screaming her lungs off. "I DON'T WANT YOUR MIND TO BE TAINTED FOREVER!"

"Ran-sama….!" Chen sobbeded as she watched her master's big booty jiggle against the man's washboard tummy with tears in eyes.

"Let her watch. It will show her what the sdlut you ar." Silas smackeded Ran's ass, making it jiggle like jello.

"YUUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIII-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Ran yowled befor arching her back and cumming hard.

Silas then came inside her and pulled his dongle out of her puss. "The deed is done."

"You will not gete away with this!" Ran sniffled.

"I already have, sdlut. Now the ceremonee is done. The end of the reality begins." Silas let out a roar as reality melted around them, stars, planets, dollar signs appearing in the now gone sky.

"Silas… Agito…" Rais sniffed as she felt her body fading away. "I'm so sorry I won't be here with you… Ive been a bad mother and wife. But it's okay. I'll see you all again." The redhead devil girl then disappeard in red light.

"What have you dun?!" Ran screamed at Silas.

"I told you. This is the end. The end of all normal reality." Silas stated.

"No. It is nutt." Ophis spoke, appearing behind him.

"Ah, Ophi! You're still here. Lemme borrow you for a sec…" Silas grabbed the girl and transformed her into her true form, a massive snake-dragon with seemingly immeasureable length. He then flung her into the heavens and there was a green sky.

"Now, it realy begins!" Silas then transformed into a shining golden man with red hair and grabbed Ran, flpping her onto her back and put his plam onto her tummeh.

"AAAAAH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Ran screamed as her belly grew bigger and biggerer.

"Speeding up the procress." Silas felt the baby kick inside the fox woman's belly and then saw it shoot out from her love hole and turn into a grown man. "Perfect"

"Chen… run!" Ran moaned as she went to sleep.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAN-SAMA!" Chen screamed as the adult babeh grabbed his sister and dashed off towards Tokyo Tower.

"It begins." Silas flew off after them.

"Shiba… Kirigaya…The both of you will perish." Agito let out a demonic bellow and hurled mountain-sized balls of energy at the divine duo

"I think not." Tatsuya shot out a presice laser beam, going thru Agito's hart.

"UBOAAAAAAAAAAH!" Agito rolled his eyes and fell down to the ground, which opened up and swallowed him into the void never to bee seen again.

"WE DID IT!" Kirito shouted.

Suddenly the duo began to fade away. "WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" Kirito screamed like girl.

"Silas has completed his mission. We failed." Tatsuya sighed. "It's all up to Suguha now." With dat he poofed away

"Suguha, im counting on you!" Kirito nodded as he went poof as well.

"Miyuki…" Suguha looked at the trembling girl curled up in ball shape "I'm so sorry I wish I was more fast like your brother." She patted Miyuki on the head.

"It was horrible… he violated me… and I gave birth to a child that wasn't nii-sama's!" She sobbeded.

"It's all right, miyu. Do you want to get revenge?"

"…Yes. YES!" Miyuki stood up in anger, fire in her eyes. "HE WILL PAY FOR RAPING ME AND ROBBING MY PRECIOUS VIRGINITY! I WILL STOP HIM!"

"Then let's go!" Suguha grabbed Miyuki by the hand and they flew off towards Tokyo Tower.

"AT LAST! THE WORLD IS MINE!" Silas laughed evilly. "And every woman on the planet will give birth to my army and the world and the galaxy will bow to me!"

"Not so fast, Silas!" Suguha shouted, holding Excalibur in her hands. "I'm here now"

"YOU BITCH! DAMN YOU FOR BEING THE HOLY SPIRITS!" Silas shot a ray of dark light at her, but Suguha delfected it and charged at the devil god boy and kicking him in the nuts.

"ARGH! FUUK YOU!" Silas unleashed a series of energy waves from the tower hoping one would hit suguha but it didn't.

Suguha whistled and the Sabers, Miyuki, Yukari and Reimu appeared in front of her. "You got two cohices, Silas. Either stop this shit, or we castrate you."

"NEVER!" Silas roared.

"Get'em girls!" Suguha shouted and they all dog-piled him and pinned him down.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! STOOOOOOOOOOOP!" Silas shrireked as Suguha pointed Excalibur towards his crotch.

"Time for your punishment, Silas." Suguha then brought the blade down otno his crotch, releasing a light that brightened everything on earth.

"…Rais. RAIS!"

"Huh, what?!" Rias shook her head as she rubbeded the sleep out of her eyes.

"You okay, honey? Sorry for bringing you expired sake." Issei smiled.

"It's okay, Ise. I just had a weird dream about some guy writing bout us into a shit story with other people." Rais yawned. "And he keeps getting my name wrung."

"Well, let's go back. Our friends are waiting."

Rias got up from her chair and the couple then walked down the hall.

DEE END FOR REALS!