And, my friends, here comes the climax. And the end. In one chapter. Enjoy. Especially you, BlueRaspberry. Thanks for letting me use you!

"WHAT? But I was completely exonerated!"

Holly sighed, shoving Mulch into the cell. "It's only for an hour. Besides, the charges were dropped. You were not exonerated. They're different things."

Mulch pouted in a childish fashion. "This had better be short. Or I'm going to have to call my lawyer."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY? NO ONE CALLS A LAWYER ON ME!" a girl swooped into the room.

Everyone went O_O.

"UGH, WHY IS EVERYONE STARING? DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW THAT IT'S RUDE?"

Foaly cleared his throat. "How did that Mud Girl get down here? This thing is supposed to be undetectable."

"EXCUSE ME, WHO DID YOU JUST CALL A MUD GIRL? I am not muddy, thank you very much... you donkey."

Something green came flying at Foaly. The something hit Foaly squarely in the forehead. The girl smirked.

"Now do you understand the power of jolly ranchers?"

Artemis recognized the name. "Jolly Ranchers? Who would waste perfectly good candy to throw at certain annoying donkeys?"

"CANDY? I claim it!" Mulch leaped forward, unhinged his jaw, and scooped up the candy and a large portion of the floor. Holly screamed and shot the dwarf. Mulch was left with a smoking behind.

The girl screamed, too, and picked up a large dish of bitter melon. Of course, the silly people of Haven did not yet know what bitter melon could do, and didn't leap out of the way. Artemis knew what the vegetable was, but he did not have the reflexes to escape as the mysteriously mysterious girl smashed the bitter melon in the group's faces, one by one. Everyone eventually fainted, for they had not yet gotten used to the taste of bitter melon.

Dew on the Grass, who was sitting in front of her computer, typing, screamed at the sudden appearance of an unknown girl. She jumped into the story.

"AAAAAUUUUUTTHHOOORRRESSSSSSSSSS TOOOO THE REEEESCUUUEE!" she screeched as she jumped forward to fight the girl with a handful of chocolate bars. But BlueRaspberryJollyRancher smashed the remains of the bitter melon in Dew on the Grass's face. The authoress fainted. BlueRaspberryJollyRancher grinned evilly, and poofed back to her house.

So yeah, you can blame BlueRaspberryJollyRancher for the me fainting part. She wouldn't stop throwing virtual jolly ranchers at me in PM's until I let her win the battle. Hope you enjoyed the story!