Historically, in the Kalos region, these Pokémon were the designated guardians of the king.
A small, scrawny Furfrou, no taller than a Braixen, stood in front of the king of Kalos, guarding him. The king was petting it, trying not to ruin its fur.
"Oh, Garcon, you have the most magnificent Dandy Trim anyone has ever seen, even if you are… scrawny, I shall say," the king cooed. "Either way, I bet you could defeat anyone that stands in your way."
Garcon simply responded by scratching its butt.
The king sighed and stood up, looking around. "Not much action hasn't really been happening, hasn't it, Garcon?"
"Fur frou!" Garcon barked in response. It got up, and sat on the king's throne. He shook his head in response.
"Garcon, you are really naughty. Yes, I know your nature is Naughty, but don't be too naughty," the king scolded.
Just then, the king heard a noise in the background. Garcon looked up in response. He stared at the Furfrou.
"Did you hear th-" The king was interrupted by an explosion. Garcon yelped in terror. Soon, a man wearing a dark teal cloak ran in, holding up a dagger. He was accompanied by a Weavile wearing a pendant.
"Hand over the throne, or else we'll do this the hard way!" he demanded. The king turned his attention to Garcon.
"Never! Garcon, attack the intruders!" he commanded.
Garcon sat there, scratching its butt.
"I said, attack the intruders!" the king said once more.
Garcon still didn't respond.
"F*** you Garco-"
The king was assassinated by the man. Garcon ended up running away.
A/N: Ehh... I don't really have much to say here. Anybody who can spot the irony in this gets ten bucks. Wait, this is the internet! I can't give you money! Sorry. Still, if you want a certain Pokemon's Pokedex entry to be written about, don't forget to say in the review!
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