Before Itachi, Akira and Ryuu's eyes, stood the immortal foul-mouthed Jashin-believer Akatsuki member…
…Hidan.
Itachi was speechless.
He knew that Hidan was supposed to be "dead", even though he knows that he was immortal, Hidan should be somewhat…
"Just accept the crappy fact that I'm back." Hidan alleged.
"Yeah, yeah, I do." Itachi muttered, "Does Leader know you're back?"
"Hell yeah. I just talked to that bastard. He was surprised as well."
"You're so bad! Talking about Leader-sama like that!" Akira exclaimed.
"Hmm? Who's the chick?" He asked.
"I have a name, you jerk!!!! And it's Sachiko Akira. And don't you forget it!"
"Ok, I might as well give you the nickname…Bitc—"
"Shut the fuck up, Hidan!" A voice cried out.
"Ahh…Deidara. Thanks for the wonderful greeting." Hidan said sarcastically.
"Deidara-kun!" Akira said.
"My my, Deidara. You finally snatch a girl." Hidan said, amused.
What a jerk, Akira thought, I really wanna kill that jerk right now…
"Hey! What's the freakin' commotion about, eh?" Suzuka asked as she entered the kitchen, "Woah! Hidan-sempai-baka's back!"
"Yeah, yeah. I'm back alright. And I have such a good welcoming committee."
"I KNOW." Suzuka replied, looking annoyed.
Oh great. Immortal idiot's back, she thought, I'll be cooking his favorite dish sooner or later…but wait…I dunno his damn favorite dish…hehehe…oh well…he might as well eat some fish!
"HIDAN-SEMPAI!!!" Tobi exclaimed as he ran towards him with open arms, "YOU'RE BACK!!!"
"Tobi! Ulk! —Tobi hugs him then he pushes him away— SHIT. Don't you ever hug me like that ever again!!!"
Yes, Tobi, hug him more. He deserves it, Akira thought with an evil grin in her face that was too obvious from Deidara's point of view.
"Akira, are you okay? What are you thinking of, un?" He asked.
"Oh nothing, Deidara-kun. Just having (evil) thoughts right now…" Akira replied, now with a devilish look on her face.
Sweatdrop.
"I see, un…" Deidara replied.
"Hey Hidan! You're back!" Kisame said, "Finally!"
Hehe. Now I finally get someone as my back up to get back on that Suzuka brat, he thought.
"Who wants a hug of happiness?!" Tobi asked randomly but everyone ignores him, "Oh come on, it's free!!!"
"So, I don't have a partner for now…" Hidan said, scratching his head, "Finally! Some peace! No more Kakuzu!"
"Yeah, yeah…celebrate now, Hidan. But someday, sooner or later, you'll get a new partner." Itachi muttered.
"I will decline that offer!"
"Whatever." Itachi muttered as he finished the last of his delicious dango made by Ryuu, who was apparently clueless on what was going on between the Akatsuki members.
The commotion was getting louder and louder when an enraged Leader came into the room to shut them all up.
"COULD YOU ALL LOWER YOUR VOICES?!? I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP IN MY ROOM!!!" The Leader bellowed.
"Gomen nasai, Leader-sama. We didn't mean to." Akira said in a gentle way.
"Yeah, it was all Hidan-sempai-baka's fault anyways. He couldn't just shut—" Suzuka was interrupted.
"Yes, yes. You're all forgiven. This is the first and last time this will happen, understood?"
Everyone but Hidan agreed.
The Leader groaned and left the room.
"Okay, my morning's ruined. Damn." Itachi muttered. He then gave out a sigh and left the kitchen. Soon followed, Akira and Deidara. Then, the rest.
"Suzuka-chan, I'm hungry…" Tobi said, "Can you make some—"
"No. Ask someone else. I'm lazy at the moment." Suzuka replied as she sat on a seat and trying to get some shut eye for a while.
"Aww…" Tobi said, "But Tobi is a good boy."
"Shut up, Tobi." Suzuka muttered.
"I'll cook you some breakfast, Tobi." Ryuu said.
"Really? You mean it! Aww…Ryuu-san is so nice! Unlike, Suzuka-chan…"
"Shut. Up." Suzuka hissed.
"But Suzuka-chan is still so cute!"
"Tobi. You have 10 seconds to get outta the room before I hit with my pan of doom. 10…9…8…7…"
"Okay okay! Tobi's going! Tobi's going!"
"Yeah, be a good boy, and go."
"Yey! Suzuka-chan thinks I'm a good—"
"3…2…1…! TOBI! OUT! NOW!"
"UWA!!!"
BANG. THUD. TWANG. ZING.
"Oooh…that's gotta hurt." Ryuu said, "Do you think you overdid it, Suzuka-chan?"
"Nah."
"I'm okay!" Tobi said as he got up and straightened himself up.
"I need some alone time now, Ryuu-san. Please step out for a while."
"Ahh…sure thing!" Ryuu replied as he grabbed Tobi, "C'mon Tobi."
"Tobi sees some stars…" Tobi said, "So pretty!"
Sweatdrop.
Moments later, with the two gone, Suzuka was replied.
But she was sure that she wasn't alone…and she was right.
"I've got bug spray with me." She said out loud.
"Joy killer." Zetsu said, as he got out from his hiding place and out of the room.
A smile formed on Suzuka's face and soon she drifted to sleep in the kitchen…even though it was early…
…in the morning.