Dear Fanfiction Writers

by Kofucu

The HTTYD cast and crew write letters to fanfiction authors, about things they 'object' to. LOLing guaranteed. Fell free to send in ideas of you own! Please keep ideas PG rated. {DISCONTINUED! Fiction handed over to RoseLillyHaddockthe1 twinofhic.}

5. The MALE Hiccup (Letter 2)

OM GOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. HOW MANY CENTURIES HAS IT BEEN? I PROMISE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING DOWN!

Dear fanfiction writers,

I am purely male.

I do not have habits that Astrid has and I am certain I will grow a mustache when I grow up.

So please stop with the Fem!Hicccup nonsense.

My name is not Hicca, or Hiccy or Hiccoo or anything else you authors will come up with.

I am 100% MALE.

Sincerely slapping forehead, the MALE MALE MALE Hiccup.

See, I am really sorry. I dont even know what to say! Life got in the way and well homework load had me crushed! Besides that, there is a lot of nonsense going on right now. I hope I made it up to you with this chapter, though it is not so great... I am really sorry everyone.

Idea credits go to DaEpicNinja . Thanks for the review!

I will try my best to upload everyday from now on, I promise!

Bye! :)