I might have to turn this into a rated M guys.. they updated the age groups and stuff alcohol and stuff. No there will be not lemon crazy perverts. I'm just not good at writing it and I promised to stay pure. (LIES!) Like my dick jokes? Mind giving me a thumbs up then. I'll try to think of more punny and humourous jokes. IF YOU DON"T KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE DINAH IT'S (DIE*AH)

THERE IS A POLL JAYBABS VS DIBS! VOTE NOW! IF YOU HAD ALREADY VOTED IN THE REVIEW IT'S A DOUBLE FOR YOUR SELECTION SO VOTE & REVIEW YES GUYS I CAN DO MATH!

Babs: 20

Dick:21

Kori: 21

Dinah: 39

Oliver: 40

Wally: 23

Roy: 25

Artemis: 22

Berry: 40

Selina: 40

Bruce:41

Jade: 24

Jason: 21

Reviews!

PieIsGreat- Ouch. I have mental problems and can't choose one tho :3 At least you didn't use that very harsh word called hate. *BEAR HUGS FOR BEING SUCH A GREAT PERSON*

ToLateForMe- Hmm someone is hyped what kind have you been using, jk. Awh I'm so glad I made an influence over you just please don't drink drive, all the a/n I have on the first chap was because I was so excited for this story! So bare with me please . We can make your review into a song! Like JAYBABS JAYBABS YAH YAH! realization just hit me. I can't sing.. Send me your vocals! thanks for reviewing twice tho!

Scribble- So much words to much to process. haha You are so very sweet I kind of rushed in chapter 1 and likes say I was over excited to check my work as usual. Like I said I %100 noticed it ;) I'm just too excited. No YOU DONT SOUND PICKY YOU ACTUALLY SAVED ME! I went back to look at chapter one and compare it with chapter 2 to fix my shit for this chapter so xoxox to you. I'm not very much of A grammar Nazi on my stories because I already know what's going to happen but for others I'm all out war! DICK&BABS are THE DYNAMITE DUO of course they are your otps . Thank you for understanding if Jaybabs gets more votes, your amazing. Logical? yes. But my brain is pretty nonfunctional. I like you. You put your reviews to show other writers from right to wrong and put it in a very polite way. *Hands on cheeks blushing* Ik my plots are awesome it's just the writing the sux's :p lol. I kind of wanted a badass Babs thats why I changed the ages hehe. You just gotta love the dick jokes *Wiggles eyebrow* Okay Ik ik Im a pervert but you love this pervert's storyline right? The late was bright on. Awh your words make me blush you get a long reply because you take the time out of your day to review! I hope you will stick through the story! Sorry I don't update much it's just tiring for me to type :3 I didn't use all your name cause it kept disappearing

Guest (of the year)- *Pats on the back* Nice answer buddy!

sixseasonsandamovie23- hmmm.. I'M IN LOVE WITH THE COCO!

Babs POV

I woke up bumping my head having the biggest hangover ever, Damn what have I been doing last night. Very Illegal things. I got up to realise I reek of sweat and tequila wrong much? very. I look for my phone, first thing I always do in the morning.

I got up and took a deep breath. I wish I took those pill to at least look sober. (A?N IDK WHAT THEY ARE CALLED). I walked right into my very own trap. An empty shoe box, I slipped face first. Oh shit.. I got up and rubbed my nose "Dammit it feels like I might need plastic surgery if this is going to happen every time I get a hangover. Ouch.." I removed the box from my feet, I threw it somewhere behind me.

"I wanna thrill you like Michael

I wanna kiss you like Prince

Let's get it on like Marvin Gaye

Like Hathaway

Write a song for you like this"

I crack a huge smile Cheshire! Once I picked up she yelled "YOU DITCHED US WHAT THE HELL I HAD TO RUN AROUND THE CLUB LOOKING FOR YOU!" she yelled, is this going to happen to me every morning now? "Sorry I got in a drinking contest and we went to probably 50 rounds at least that's what I remember." I told her lazily, all I'm hoping for right now is a break and just have Dinah send me work from the main computer. "Out of 1/10 how bad is it?" she asked, "Dam my hang over is about a 6 at least I didn't pass out again. Yours?" I asked. "Oh I'm completely sober. I can hold my drinks." she said competitively "WTF I had a drinking contest plus you barely drank you were too busy making out with Roy!" I retorted. "Hey retard at least I won't get arrested if the cops find out I'm drinking." she replied smugly. "Sheesh who cares the cops are just a bunch of wimps". Cheshire laughed "That's my Babs!" she called through the phone. "I've gotta call sick Sober, cya later". I yawned and look for Dinah's number in the contacts. Scrolling down.. Continue scrolling down.. Gets tired and puts in number on the number pad. "Hello?" she said, "Hey Dinah I think I'm going to be working at home today I'm not feeling to good" I told feeling indisposed. See what mead does to you now Babs.

"And why's that?" she asked. "I don't know I think I have a flu." I told her, pssh who cares if I'm lying I already did some Illegal things. "Ah Okay babs please feel better I'll send the files to your laptop if I get anything" she said pretty worried. "Thanks Dinah" I said. I hung up and quickly try to find pj's. I wore a tank top and shorts, with a hangover hoodie I got on amazon for like $10 bucks & FREE SHIPPING, I'm an internet whore got a problem? Solve it!

I brushed my teeth and quickly sprince my hair and body with a strawberry and watermelon perfume to get rid of the disgusting smell. I brushed my hair and tied it into a messy pony tail. I walked into the kitchen trying to find the cereal box inside the cabinet. I took out the Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Oh that sugary goodness. I placed it on the glass table and went to go look inside the fridge, to find the milk. I poured in the sugar coated cereal, and poured the milk. I re screwed the cap and closed the box, to put in the original places. I grabbed a spoon from a kitchen drawer. Turns out that I'm eating with a fork now. How? I'm too dizzy to realize I opened the wrong draw. I think I almost went for the knives.

I turn on the Tv and crissed crossed my legs on the chair. "And welcome back to Brain teasers, Where drunk people go for the big but have to try and find loopholes in trick questions" the host said smiling with his white teeth, okay those are totally edited in. I changed the channel knowing these TV shows are fakes nobody ever wins and if they do they are usually hired. OOoo I should have a show called 'Babs reveals the truth'. Wait no too long.

I speed through the channel looking for cartoon network I sighed at least this is classic right? I was currently staring at screen watching Jerry run like a pro but Tom tripping like a whimp. Eh fuck I think I'm never going to grow up. I yawned, I picked up the bowl and poured the remaining milk into my mouth. I suddenly thought of my god.. I might turn into those lonely cat ladies! I choked, then spited out the milk. "Ugh to much sugar. Man gotta stop before I hit diabetes type 2".

Ding. Dong.

I pulled my short shorts down to cover my panties, I opened the door not bothering to look through the hole. I looked at the person's show which were Jordans, I looked up a little more to see grey jeans, up more. White v neck t-shirt, I finally looked at the said person's face. Oh my god just found a rare species! The royal jackass! "Oh it's you" I muttered before slamming the door shut. His hand forcefully stopped it.

"You know it's rude to slam the doors in guest's face." the man whore said. "Yes I do know. That's why I did it." I retorted. He stuck his tongue out. "Better put that back where it belongs if you don't want to lose it" I warned. He sighed, "what do you need man whore." I said not wanting to get a reply. "Dinah told me to check on you slut." he said. I glared "How am I a slut?". "Your shorts are literally showcasing your under wear." he said. I smacked his head and pulled my shorts down. "But why exactly were you looking there man whore?", he blushed but it quickly faded away.

"I only saw a glimpse woman" he answered. "Well you can go now" I said. "I don't know.. said she was very very sick." he said exaggerating while batting his eyelashes and making a pout on his face. I covered my eyes immediately. "Please stop you're killing me with that hideous thing you call a face." I told him. "You sure are a ray of sunshine" he smirked. " I know everyone just loves me" I grinned making the 'Oh stop it' gesture. "So what do you really need man whore?" I asked bluntly. "oh I don't know, it's certainly not the files, I'm here for my reservations." he said sarcastically. "Well sorry sir this is not a restaurant or any doctors place unless you want to be dead by a numbing syringe." I said. "But I can always run out to get a pie to smear in your face" I added quickly.

"Awh, you love me so much that you would go out and buy me pie. Your so sweet!" He sneered. "Duh of course I'll never miss the opportunity to smash something on that pretty face of yours!" I said clapping. "Well I guess that'll be a waist. I'll just have lick it off my face" he riposte. "Hmm Dirty Dick I see. Well I see where you bond with Jason" I grinned putting my hand in a thinking matter under my chin.

"You PERVERT, he's my fucking brother!" He assert. My eyes widen, "Hahaha! Oh my god.. Your..Ha ha.. Hilarious!" I utter. "Oh god... Your mind really needs a clean up womanizer!" I laughed to hard I was holding my sides. "s-shut u-up! People have accused me of that.." He said pretty flustered. I pause then looked him up and down. " I can see why, If I imagine you with a pink unitard" I crossed my arm putting my chin between my thumb and index finger.

"HEY! YOU DIRTY WOMAN!" He yelled. I laughed "Rockin' the unitard Dick" I said making to guns pretending to shoot both at once like how most guys try to pick up girls, while I did that I also winked. "One crazy editor and it sticks to you for life" he muttered. I rolled my eyes "I seen worse." I told him, walking to my sofa to sit with both my feet on top of one of the cushions. "Like what?" he asked. "Your face in makeup" I shudder. "What?" he asked. My eyes widen, shit I almost gave away Kori. "Nu..thing.." I convey him. "Sure. Now spill." he said crossing his arm. "It was uh Tim & Damian I swear!" I lied, I'm so glad he has troublesome brothers. "How do they even send a photo to you?" He asked pretty suspicious, "Uhh.. Jason?" I squeaked. He eyed me, "Not buying it." he said obviously not going to change the subject.

"HEY Dick, THERE'S BATMAN BEHIND YOU!" I said, when he looked like he was going to turn around I made a run for it. Then I felt something warm grabbing my wrist. I gulped. "Are you going to spit it out before I make you." He threatened. I glared and kicked his shine and glory that can not be seen. I dashed into the kitchen looking for defense. Before I grabbed the sprayer he came in. "Damn you recover quick" I said very impress. "Use to be in the circus" he said shrugging, wow impressive. "Not good enough I was in the olympics" I said sticking my tongue out. "Yah yah stop changing the subject." damm.. "Stay back I have a water sprayer thingy ma jiggy!" I said holding it like a gun.

"Pshh useless." he said. I started to sprince him, but everytime he would dodge it. "WHIMP!" I laughed, "I'm sorry but I wouldn't be the one hiding behind my 'sprayer thingy ma jiggy' " he said make quotations with his hand. I scoffed "Don't you listen to him, spritzer!". He looked over to the side and found a duster, my eyes widen as I jumped over the counter to try and grab it. But sadly I only jumped on top of his back because he had already made it to the feather duster. I tried pushing him down but he only continued to poke me with the stick, and only tipping over a little every minute.

▂▃▄▅▆▇█▓▒░Hours later░▒▓█▇▆▅▄▃▂

"NA NA NA BATMAN!" we sang. Then we saw the screen turn off. "Will you have your butt tame itself from pushing the power button?" I pouted. "It wasn't me" I replied. We both started at each other "it wasn't me either" he gulped. We slowly turned our heads. "Boo." a male voice said holding his hands up. I, the person I am, screamed at the top of my lungs while Dickie boo here hugged the cushion. "Please I'm too beautiful to die! Take the troll!" womanizer yelled. "Hey, as a official red head I demand you take that back" I said turning to him putting my hands on my hips. We were both bickering until someone coughed. "Can you see we are having a private conversation sir please be polite and wait for your turn" Dick said while I nodded my head frowning. "Hey you look familiar" I said looking him up and down. "Oh hey Timmy" Grayson said. "Timmy? Timmy. Timmy Turner? Timmy Trumpet? No. Wait you're Tim Mcgraw! Wait no, not enough facial hair." I sat and thought of all the Tim's I heard of.

He sighed "Tim Drake, Male actor." he said. "Drake? the rapper?" I questioned tapping my chin. "I was in the movie guardians of the galaxy.." he named one "Nope not ringing a bell" I told him. He sighed, and slumping "Tim Wayne". "Oh you're that action movie kid!" I said jumping off the sofa. "So what ya doing her kiddo?" Grayson asked. "Wally asked me to ask you to help him move out or something like that" he said. "You know Wallace West!" I screamed. "And yet she knows who he is!" Tim said throwing his hands up. "Of course I played a role with him during his rookie time." I replied giving a duh impression. "Fuck this woman!" he yelled walking out. "Hey how did you get in!" I screamed just realizing it. "The door was wide open!" he said before shutting the door. "Don't you have neighbors?" Grayson asked. "Nah JLo is never at her 15th home." I replied shrugging. "Anyway don't you have somewhere to be?" I asked, he nodded "Wanna come?" he invited "Sure why not." I said. "Let me just bring a few foil pans and two bottles of whip cream" I said it like nothing.

He looked at me wearily. I went inside the fridge and grabbed a few bottles and few pans. "Lets go" he said. I nodded and stuffed some whip cream in my mouth. "Why do you need all those?" he asked opening the passenger door for me. "I haven't seen Wallace for ages. I mean we were the reds! including roy harper" I said. He rolled his eyes "I know who Roy is we hang out a lot." He said. My eyes widen in surprise and pouted. "I need to talk to that little brat" I said like of whip cream from the tip of the bottle.

I hopped into seat placing the stacked pans on top of the cabinet, and the bottles on top of them while I strap on the seat belt forgetting that I'm in my pajamas. "So.. Nice car you got here" I said trying to make small talk. "Thanks just don't ruin it with your whip cream.." he said. I shrug and took a bottle and a pan to start filling it up. "Don't ask." I said finishing that one and placing it somewhere I'll remember. "Are we there yet?" I whined moving to the other pans. "No." he said.

┣▇ Wally's Place ▇▇▇▇▇═─

"And its called and it's called black magic!" I sang, he turned off the radio finally having enough,"Party pooper" I mutter. He rolled his eyes while parking the car. I turned it back on "THIS SUMMERS GONNA HURT LIKE A MUTHER FUCKER!" I yelled. He groaned and pulled out the key turning off the radio and engine. I shrug, the garage looked wide opened. "Wally?" Dick yelled. "What?" A voice yelled popping out of a box. When I saw him I immediately threw a filled pan at him. The person wiped off the cream and turned to me "Babs!" Roy yelled, "Sorry, wrong red head" I said laughing while rubbing my neck. "Hey Dick.. Red!" he yelled. I rolled my eyes "No. My hairs artificially red." I said. He gave me a tight hug while I fixed my hold on the pan and smooshed it into the back of his head. " What was that?" He asked still hugging me frozen, I laughed "nothing" I said. He let go to look at my empty hands. I suddenly saw the pan slowly slip down his head while Grayson chuckled.

The red head touched the back of his head to feel something cool and squishy. I cover my mouth, to stifle my laughter. "YOU MONSTER!"He yelled, I laughed running away from him hiding in the box Roy was in which was huge. I hid as best as the can in the box I am a model, well one of the short models. Hmm about 5'7. (*Cough* she's suppose to be 5'4 but oh well *Cough*) I heard a door open again. "Hey I heard some ruckus what h-" I cutted the female voice off "Arty!" I yelled popping out of the box.

Her eyes widen "Babs!" she yelled shocked. I looked at her then Wally, "hmm. Maybe use a condom" I said giving her a thumbs up. Her eyes widen then turned into a stone hard glare. "What are you talking about?" she asked. I whistled "Oh nothing", " You can be such an idiot" she said. "So how'd you know rookie?" I asked pointing to West, "Roy, you?" she asked, "Gig" I shrug. Her eyes widen "Duck!" she yelled I quickly swooped down as she did the same to see a pan hit the door. I turned around laughing "Haha loser you m-" I was cut off the millionth time today by a cream dripping down my face and the foil fallen onto my thighs and stomach. I took two hands to wipe my face slowly. I licked the remaining ones and glared at the boys. "It was him!" The reds yelled pointing to Dick who looked to be holding boxes and tippy toeing away, he dropped the boxes realizing we were staring at him.

We heard a few glasses break. I got up wiping off invisible dust and pulled my hoodie's sleeve up. "Why is she in her pj's?" whispered Wally, Roy shrug "It's Babs don't worry about it unless you want your neck dislocated." He whispered not so quietly. I coughed. "What was that?" I asked with a dark aura and sinister voice. "Nothing" he said shivering. "That's what I thought" I mutter finally, looking over to where Grayson was to find arrows pointing to where he was and white chalk lines tracing his missing outline. Suddenly I felt somthing ram into the back of my head. I stiffened a little, "Please tell me it's not what I think it is" I commanded. "It's not what you think it is" Artemis said sarcastically. I glared at her "thanks" I mumbled to her. I walked over to the door and slammed it open.

This only a shortie because I don't feel like finishing the scene and to say Im alive, I still have school tho ;p