Ship: Hisagi x Renji
Rating: M
Title: Blue Balls
Hisagi groaned in what should have been pleasure, but was purely frustration. Renji had been, for lack of eloquence, fucking him into the mattress for some time.
Let me take that back. For a few hours.
The problem was, he needed release, now and it just wasn't happening.
"Dammit, Shu," Renji panted above him. "The hell's up with you tonight?" He paused in his thrusts and wiped the sweat from his brow that was making his red hair stick to his forehead. He was close, so damn close but he hated coming before Hisagi.
Probably because of his pride.
Hisagi simply shook his head, face flushed bright red. "This won't work Renji. I'm just not in the mood."
"The mood? What, you got a case of blue balls? Relax, Shu." He leaned down to press his lips against the 9th lieutenant's shoulder, and quickly found his rhythm again. Hisagi then suddenly shifted underneath him and propped himself up onto his elbows.
"Fuku-Taichou- " He began.
The red head looked suddenly horrified. "Renji. My God, I'm balls-deep in your ass - I think first name basis is appropriate."
Hisagi tried again. "Renji. Primarily, my first name is not Shu, as you know. And…my balls aren't blue."
Renji blinked. "You know I still can't break that bad habit, I'm workin' on it! And what, blue balls?"
"Yeah…you're referring to the hue of one's - "
"Goddammit," Renji muttered breathlessly. He could feel his orgasm dying in his gut by the second, and slowly eased himself out of Hisagi. "Yes, that's what I'm referring to. It's just an expression, Sh...Shu-Shuuhei," He huffed, running a hand through his hair.
"Ah. However, in the case of mine," The black-haired male continued smoothly, "the hue would be different."
"What?" Renji squinted down at him incredulously. Were they really having this conversation right now? He watched Hisagi roll onto his back, eyes set on him.
"My blood is red; therefore, I do not have a case of 'blue balls'."
Renji sat back on his haunches in awe. He folded his arms, and his eyes trailed to Hisagi's still stiff cock. Admittedly, they'd spent their few close encounters in a dark room.
He was tired of not being able to see his lover in the dark when they were intimate. And now that he could see him, he noticed the darker hue of red tinting his junk.
He supposed he'd never thought of it, but it made sense, but Renji couldn't help the fit of giggles he felt rising. "Blue balls, balls, what's it matter? I'm a lieutenant, not a manager of one of those bowling alleys!"
Hisagi raised his brow. "Bowling?"
At that, Renji lost it. He tossed his head back in laughter, leaving Hisagi to question his sanity for a few minutes. He was still laughing when he lay down at Hisagi's side, and pulled him close. They began to share soft kisses and touches, in hopes of rekindling the lost mood. "Shu," Renji murmured softly, "It's just something the living go to."
Hisagi frowned against his lips before just sighing softly. "It's Shuuhei. Not Shu."
"S-Sorry!"
Author's note: I don't know why I wrote this…it's pretty messed up but hey, I do like Hisagi x Renji. I could just imagine Renji and Hisagi fighting over whose on top! XD J