Prompt (Acatrash) : Can you, like, do one where Beca and Chloe swap bodies? Bonus points if you use the sentence "WHAT THE FUCK, THESE AREN'T MY BOOBS!"
AN: Thought I should warn you, there's quite a bit of swearing in this one ;)
"What the hell?" Chloe hears someone scream, lifting her head from her pillow quickly. She rubs her eyes, jumping when seeing a horrified Aubrey stand in her room, with a pan from the kitchen being held as a weapon.
"Aubs, what's the matter?" Chloe asks, sitting up in her bed. "Is there another spider or something?"
"What the fuck Beca? Why are you in my apartment?" Aubrey raises the pan making Chloe quickly hold up her hands in defense.
"Woah Aubs, what are you talking bout?" Chloe cautiously asks as she stands up from her bed slowly, genuinely worried about what's happening with her roommate.
"Why the fuck are you in my apartment Beca? Where's Chloe?" Aubrey questions again making Chloe scrunch her eyebrows together in confusion. Aubrey then stomps out of her room, yelling "Chloe, where are you? Are you seriously sleeping with the midget?"
Chloe looks around, looking for Beca. She certainly doesn't remember inviting her over last night, so what the hell could Aubrey be talking about? With a blush from the tall blonde's words, Chloe opens her mouth in question as she walks into the hallway, following after her hectic roommate.
"Aubrey, what is the matter with you? How did you know about Beca and I?" She frantically asks making Aubrey spin around with raised eyebrows.
"Beca, that made no sense." Aubrey looks at her with confusion, "Wait, are you dating someone also named Beca?"
"Huh?" Chloe questions, feeling more perplexed by the second. She sighs and shakes her head, "Look Aubrey, I was eventually going to tell you. Beca and I just wanted to keep our relationship a secret for a little while, that's all."
Aubrey stares at her, opening her mouth to say something, but then quickly closes it. She then repeats the action while she looks completely lost with the situation. "Are you fucking high Beca?" She then asks, making Chloe look around.
"Why are you calling me Beca?" Chloe asks, feeling like she's lost all understanding of the situation. She stares at her roommate who is looking at her as if she's the stupidest person alive.
"Because that's your name!" Aubrey tells her, making her own eyebrows raise. Chloe looks around and back to her roommate, letting her mouth drop again when she suddenly notices something different about her best friend.
"Did you, like grow a foot last night Aubs?" She asks, suddenly feeling very short standing in front of the blonde. Aubrey looks at her with her mouth open, pausing for a moment to take in Chloe's words.
"You are seriously on something that fucked you up really badly." Aubrey shakes her head, making Chloe frown.
Chloe cautiously then walks back to her room, feeling almost scared of her best friend. Aubrey starts to protest while following her, repeatedly telling her to leave the apartment.
Chloe walks into her room quickly, stopping when she looks down at her hands. Where's her ladybug tattoo on her wrist? Why is there a grasshopper that looks exactly like Beca's?
"Get out, I don't want you here." Aubrey storms into the room, Chloe looks back with her mouth dropping. She ignores her best friend's words and quickly walks over to her closet with her mirror beside it.
She jumps back when she doesn't see herself, but the body of the girl she's secretly been dating for the past month. She can see Aubrey's reflection staring at her with disgust at her odd actions, Chloe looks down quickly seeing that her body isn't actually hers. Her eyes move back to the mirror, not knowing how to process thoughts as she stares at her girlfriend's body.
She takes a few deep breaths, trying to calm herself down. She trails her hands down her body, feeling the different skin she isn't used to. Her hands then go to her boobs, looking down in horror.
"Aubrey, fuck. These are not my boobs!" Chloe gulps turning back to her best friend. If Chloe had thought she had seen Aubrey at her most shocked state, she was wrong.
"You're fucking crazy." Aubrey tells her, lifting her hand to point at the door. "Now get out Beca."
Chloe looks at her and tries to even out her own hectic breaths, she nods her head reluctantly. "Sorry." She apologizes, giving in to the weird dream she must be having. She hurries and walks out of their apartment, only in her shorts, a tee, and some socks.
She hears the door slam behind her, making her jump and fold her arms, holding herself.
She has to find Beca.
She runs quickly towards the dorm buildings on campus, avoiding everyone's confused stares. She feels her feet get wet as she runs through the grass, praying that Beca is in her dorm room. She runs even faster when she sees Jesse trying to get her attention from across the yard, making her bump into even more students.
When she arrives to Beca's door, she knocks frantically, not wanting to be noticed by anymore of their friends.
The door swings open quickly, Chloe's facial expression becoming horrified from suddenly seeing herself in front of her.
She watches as herself drags her into the room, shutting the door quickly. She looks at her body, slowly turn around with a look of horror being reflected.
"Chloe? Are you in there?" She watches herself whisper to her.
Chloe slowly nods, gulping.
"Becs? Is that you?"
Chloe's body nods her head as well, making Chloe feel herself begin to feel lightheaded.