The Trouble Makers Club

Disclaimers: I do not own Marvel, Disney, or any companies affiliated with the before mentioned companies. All characters -except Mary- are owned by Marvel and it's affiliate companies. This is a work of pure entertainment and no copyright infringement is intended.

Summary: I am having some writers block on another story so I'm writing this to get my brain unblocked. Tony discovers that he has a kid a fully grown up kid. His worst nightmares have come true. Thor has Loki on earth because Asgard is full of jerks. Bucky is there too because Steve loves his Bucky bear. This story is basically why it is a really bad idea to put three insane individuals with the maturity of twelve year olds under one roof. Agent Coulson resumes his role as a glorified babysitter for a Stark.

Warnings: Bruce tells Tony what was found in the exams. Tony thinks she needs a kindred mind so he calls up Vision. Siblings never get along. Loki is on Team Mary. Tony wishes they would argue like normal siblings. Leaving a brilliant mind and a mischief god alone has strange results. Mary has to have surgery.

Chapter 5: Fun and Injuries

Tony wakes up early for once. He sees Bruce sitting in the kitchen alone. "Hey, what's got you up this early?"

Bruce looks at his tea. "I have her results. She's been through a lot physically. Her body is covered in scars. Her scans show that her brain was pierced by something. Her psych profile is off the charts. That stupid doctor says her personality "abnormalities" stem from her mind. Photographic memory, synaesthesia, that woman called her brain a living computer."

Tony grits his teeth. "I never liked that woman. She's a pain in my ass." He walks over and fixes himself a cup of coffee. "What can we do to make Mary more at ease? I mean it's not exactly easy to make friends from the Tower."

Bruce wants to say she should go out and socialize but after Hydra made it into the Tower things aren't so easy. Bruce gets an idea when Tony pulls out a Fuchsia mug. "What about Vision?"

Tony nods. "It could work. I mean they are family. It could work."

Bruce smiles as Tony scratches his scalp. "I bet they act like the siblings they are."

Tony rests his chin on Bruce's head. "I hope so. Life isn't fun without a good debate."

Mary pads out a few hours later and hears Tony talking with someone. Loki pads up behind her. "Do you know who Tony's talking to?"

Loki shakes his head. "No idea. Let's go find out."

They pad out into the common room and see a fuchsia man. Tony looks over at the pair. "Mary come meet your little brother. Vision meet Mary. Mary meet Vision."

She walks over and waves. "Hi."

He nods. "Hello."

They look at each other for a moment when Mary scowls. "Don't do that."

Vision tilts his head. "Do what?"

She looks up at him. "Quit looking into my mind. I can feel you rummaging in there!"

Vision looks at her. "Forgive me. I meant no harm."

She hugs herself. "Forgiven. I just don't like people in my head."

Vision looks at her. "Your mind is full of images. I've never seen anything like it."

She looks at him and walks off. Vision tilts his head and smirks. Tony raises his brows. "What did she say?"

Vision looks at Tony. "An image of a titanium door with the words "Stay Out" spray painted in neon green."

Tony looks at him. "Yeah. She's not quite like other people. Her mind works in a way that would probably make most people crazy."

Loki looks at them. "It's beautiful. The way her mind works. Now if you will excuse me. I promised Mary I would help make breakfast." He walks off and sees Mary. "Now. What do you need me to reach?"

Mary mixes eggs, milk, and sugar into a bowl. "The cinnamon please. It's on the top shelf."

Loki grabs it and the bread. "I can enchant a broom to fly. I've read the books at least three times. We could fly on brooms."

Mary looks up at him and stops mixing. "Really? Like fly as in Harry Potter playing Quidditch flying?"

Loki nods and gets the cooking spray out. "Yes. We would have to test it out first and find sturdy brooms. Bucky is out today with Steven. It would be just us."

Mary begins mixing again. "Just us?"

Loki thinks he's made a bad move when she stops mixing and takes the bread. She looks up at him and nods. "Okay. We can test brooms later today. Just us."

Loki smiles and grabs plates and sets the table. Vision walks in and looks at Loki. He senses anticipation and fear from Loki. Loki's heart rate has increased and he's smiling. "You two are a good match."

Loki and Mary nearly drop what they're doing. Mary glares at Vision. He laughs and stands in his spot. Mary frowns and shouts. "Dad! Vision is being a pest!"

Vision tilts his head and loos at her. He laughs as Mary turns red. Suddenly he's confused and annoyed. Mary laughs. "Read that you pest!"

Tony walks in to the kitchen and sees Vision shaking his head. "What's going on?"

Vision looks at Mary. "She won't stop thinking of a strange pastry cat that makes a repetitive noise."

Mary glares at Vision. "He won't stay out of my head!"

Vision actually glares and looks at Mary. "It isn't my fault that you two have an attraction so strong is screams at everyone."

Tony looks at his two children and sighs. "Most kids scream and fight and pull hair. My kids have entire arguments in their heads. Vision. Stop. I've heard Mary ask you to stay out of her head. Mary, cut the Nyan Cat crap off."

Mary nods and turns to the stove. "Who wants breakfast?"

Tony raises his hand. "Let's eat. Fresh French toast!"

Looking back Tony realizes why Pepper used to ask what he was doing for the day. Hours after breakfast Natasha calls him. She doesn't sound shocked but she does sound confused. "Stark. You need to come see this. Now."

Tony stops working on his suit and walks to the training room. He's never really heard Natasha express emotion before so whatever is in there should be interesting.

He walks in and Mary zips by on a flying broom. Loki is trailing her. Most parents worry about their daughters running off with some mean looking guy on a motorcycle. Most parents worry about their kids doing drugs. His daughter is flying around on a broom with an ex-egomaniacal god of mischief.

Natasha looks at him. "You're awfully calm."

Tony looks at her for a moment. "I've just had to mediate a mind argument between two brilliant minds. My son is dating Wanda Maximoff. My daughter is flying around on a broom. How am I supposed to react?"

Loki looks stops zipping around and looks at Tony. Alan Rickman's voice comes out of his mouth. "Mr. Stark. Miss Romanov. Ten points from Gryffindor for roaming the halls unsupervised."

Mary stops next to Loki laughing uncontrollably. Tony looks at everyone and sighs. "Unless they are actually causing harm or damage or find a dragon I don't want to hear about it. I will be in my workshop."

Tony walks out and sees Bruce. Bruce looks at his wary expression. "Hey, what's wrong?"

Tony opens his mouth and points to the training room. "This is too much."

Tony waits as Bruce investigates and returns. "You're right. Let's go get some lunch. Just us."

Tony nods and follows Bruce. Lunch sounds normal. Tony loves crazy more than most but there is a limit to crazy. This has far exceeded his daily strange crap limit.

Tony comes back from lunch and sees Loki and Mary in the common room sitting on the couch watching movies. They are comfortable and nothing seems too amiss. The movie seems to be a Harry Potter film. They are even sharing a bowl of popcorn. It is peaceful.

He checks her work file and sees it mostly completed except for what she deems to be in need of a major design overhaul. He sees a file on the side labeled "Quidditch Gear."

He smiles and has to accept the idea that his family will never be normal. Normal is boring. Normal doesn't make his kids argue and laugh. He is smiling when Clint shouts.

"Holy crap! Real chocolate frogs!" Clint runs into his office with a wrapped piece of chocolate. "Unlike the book you open them and they hop on to your tongue! Watch!"

Clint takes the foil wrapper off and the chocolate frog looks like a piece of chocolate for a moment. Suddenly the candy starts hopping. Clint opens his mouth and the frog hops inside. Clint chews and shakes his head. "Dark chocolate, must have grabbed the wrong one."

Tony gets a text from Pepper. She's harassing him about the theme for the fundraising event. He's raising money to fund research to fight childhood cancer. He watches Clint unwrap another frog and Tony smiles like a madman.

He grabs his phone. Leave it to me.

He runs into the common room. "Kids put on the Sorting Hat and grab your brooms. Daddy is about to make Disney super jelly!"

Loki and Mary look at each other then at him. Loki holds up a bowl of jelly beans. "Ok."

Tony takes one and makes a face. "Tastes like ear wax! Perfect! Let's go!"

Loki and Mary are dragged behind Tony and pass Bucky and Steve. Bucky looks at Steve and they follow the three. Tony looks around. "I need this to be magical. Every whimsical whim you have go with it. You have the reins."

Loki looks at Tony. "Wait, you want us to go mad in here?"

Tony nods. "Yes. I am holding a fundraiser for kids at the end of the month. You two can do it. Flying brooms, do it! The chocolate frogs. Definitely! Go nuts!"

Loki and Mary look at each other then Bucky. He nods and follows them. Tony grins and looks at Steve. "Let's go tell the others!"

Steve is confused but follows Tony. "What are we telling them?"

Tony smiles and sees Mary zip by on a broom. "We are wizards!"

Steve looks at Tony. "That was Mary. Riding a flying broom. She's flying on a magic broom!"

Tony nods and sees Bruce. "And the kids will love it! Imagine Steve! Every magical dream you have coming to life! Come on! Bruce! Follow me!"

Loki is zipping around enchanting candelabras to magically light themselves. He smiles as he watches Mary teach Bucky how to ride a broom. He zips up and sees Bucky rise shaking a bit. "Different is it not?" Loki smiles and lands.

Bucky nods. "You two picked it up quickly."

Mary smiles and motions for Loki to get back on his broom. "It isn't difficult you just need practice. Let's start with the basics."

Bruce is smiling at Tony as he goes over the details of the party. "You look like you really want this to happen."

Tony nods. "I do! I really want to see their faces light up."

Bruce puts his feet on Tony's lap. "You are soft. Like a kitten."

Tony makes a face. "Shut up. I'm not soft. I'm tough. Besides I never got to see Mary's little face light up. I want to make memories. Good memories."

Bruce nods and sees three people on brooms zip by. "Normal is way over rated. We should do a theme called whimsy. Throw everything together. Our personal Wonderland."

Tony chuckles. "We are all a little mad here."

A loud crash resonates through the hall. Loki's voice is heard screaming. "Mary! Thor you idiot! Mary!"

Tony and Bruce run out of the common room and see Mary on the ground with Loki over her using his magic to check her over. Tony runs over. "What the hell happened?"

Bucky grits his teeth. "Thor was walking down the hall swinging his hammer around he rounded the corner and the hammer knocked Mary off her broom."

Tony grit his teeth when he saw Jane. "Showing off. Bruce what can you give me?"

Loki looks at Bruce. "She's got a broken leg."

Bruce takes a pair of scissors from the first aid kit and cuts her pants leg. "She's got a complete break. It is definitely a compound fracture. Loki, take Tony into the common room. Bucky go get a stretcher and help me move her."

Tony shakes away from Loki. "I'm not leaving her alone."

Loki looks at Bruce. "Neither shall I; your beast be damnned."

Bruce nods he wants her moved before she wakes up and feels the pain. He's about to lift her when her eyes open. Pupillary dilation indicates pain but her voice gives nothing away. "Is my leg broken?"

Tony rushes to her side. "Yeah but you will be up and running in no time. Okay?"

She's placed on the stretcher and closes her eyes. "Dad? Tell me about your plans for the party. Please?"

Tony nods and holds her hand. "We are going to go insane. We are making a whimsical world where everything is magical and nothing has to make sense because fun doesn't make sense."

She smiles and turns to him before she is taken to the surgical area. "Sounds fun. I think they will love it."

Tony nods and watches her disappear into surgery. "Loki. I'm still wary of you. But the first thing you did was check to see if Mary was okay. You could have attacked Thor first but you didn't. I know where your priorities are and if you want to then you may date my daughter."

Loki looks at Tony and nods. "I will not hurt her. She's taught me so much in such little time."

Tony sits and motions for Loki to sit next to him. "She does that. Sometimes I forget she's not some wise all knowing guru but then she makes a marshmallow cannon and I remember how young she truly is."

Loki nods and rubs his neck. "Thank you Mr. Stark for allowing me to court your daughter."

Tony waves him off. "Hey. You were willing to go toe-to-toe with the Hulk for her. You must really like her."

Loki nods and looks at the ground. "Life is short Mr. Stark. It is short for everyone. I too made a promise that if given a chance I wouldn't waste it."

Bruce comes out hours later. "She's sleeping off the anesthesia. Everything will be okay. She will be in a cast. Maybe if everyone is nice she will let us turn it into a leg mural."

Tony sighs in relief and Loki breaths something a akin to a thanks. Tony looks at Bruce "Can we see her?"

Bruce nods. "It will do her good to see familiar faces when she wakes up."

Tony grabs Bruce's arm. "You're coming too. Science Dads unite."

Loki grins and sees Mary already awake but not all there. This should be interesting.