The Trouble Makers Club

Disclaimers: I do not own Marvel, Disney, or any companies affiliated with the before mentioned companies. All characters -except Mary- are owned by Marvel and it's affiliate companies. This is a work of pure entertainment and no copyright infringement is intended.

Summary: I am having some writers block on another story so I'm writing this to get my brain unblocked. Tony discovers that he has a kid a fully grown up kid. His worst nightmares have come true. Thor has Loki on earth because Asgard is full of jerks. Bucky is there too because Steve loves his Bucky bear. This story is basically why it is a really bad idea to put three insane individuals with the maturity of twelve year olds under one roof. Agent Coulson resumes his role as a glorified babysitter for a Stark.

Warnings: Mary is loopy. The Avengers have another mission. Phil has to is crazy and Clint is recording. Disassembled is about to become a regular thing. Prank you very much for reading this.

Chapter 6: Levity

Mary is laying in the hospital bed when they arrive. She's looking around and smiles when she sees them. "My people are here. Hi!"

Tony looks at Bruce. "She's very high right now."

Bruce nods and sees her play with her hands. "She may not be used to anesthesia. But yes she's high right now."

Tony walks up to her. "Hey. I brought Loki with me. The others are outside. Did you know Loki wants to be your boyfriend."

She looks shocked and looks around the room and finds him. "Wow, you're hot! You want to be my boyfriend!"

Loki chuckles. "Thank you and yes I desire to court you."

She looks around. "Am I dreaming?"

Bruce shakes his head. "No. You're awake"

Mary looks at Bruce. "Are you sure?"

Bruce laughs. "Yes. We are one hundred percent sure that you are awake and this is real."

Mary looks at Loki and smiles. "You're handsome. Have we kissed yet?"

Loki shakes his head. "No. I've not even courted you properly."

She looks at Loki and frowns. "Why?"

Loki grins and sits next to her. "Because I've only asked to court you a mere twelve hours ago."

Tony laughs as she frowns. "You two can come with me to Switzerland and watch the stars."

Mary looks happy. "Really? Outside? Wow!"

Tony nods and smiles. "Yep. Now rest up and we will have tons of stuff for you."

She nods and lays back and looks at Bruce. "Do I have stitches?"

Bruce nods. "Yeah. Do you need something to eat?"

She frowns. "I don't want to eat stitches.'

Bruce shakes his head. "What do you want?"

Mary looks around and tries to sit up. "I want a pet unicorn and a giraffe made of jelly beans."

Tony laughs. "I can't do that because jelly bean giraffes are very endanged and unicorns shouldn't be caged."

Mary looks at the trio. "I want to cuddle a unicorn." Her eyes droop and she falls asleep.

Loki smiles. "That was new. How long will her healing last?"

Tony nods. "Yeah, good question. When can she be casted?"

Bruce rubs his neck. "Right now we are going to leave it in an open brace to allow the soft tissue injuries to heal. Later if the skin, muscles, and nerves heal properly we may cast it then."

Tony looks at Bruce. "How bad, really."

Bruce sighs. "She may not get full use back."

Tony nods and punches a wall. "It isn't like she's been through enough!"

Loki nods and looks at Tony. "But now she doesn't suffer alone."

Tony looks at Loki and tears fill his eyes. "Yeah. She has a family now."

**** A week later ****

Mary is wheeled into the common room. Everyone is surrounding a cake and Thor is kneeling. Loki can't pass up an opportunity and whispers something to Tony and Mary. They both nod grinning as Loki goes downstairs quickly. She sits smiling as she waits. Loki quickly returns with his old battle helmet. Kneeling he gently places it on her head. "Fancy that. It looks good on you. So Thor. You may now properly grovel."

Thor frowns but looks up at Mary. "Please forgive my foolish transgression. I never meant to harm you."

Mary smiles and lifts his chin. "It was an accident. No one is at fault. There is nothing to forgive."

Thor looks into her eyes and realizes why Loki likes her. Her eyes are kind like Frigga's. Thor smiles as she hugs him. "Thank you kind Lady."

Mary claps her hands and smiles. "I've been eating hospital food all week. I'm ready for junk food!"

The alarms go off and the Avengers sigh. Mary frowns but shrugs. "Oh well. More for us. We will try to save some for you."

Loki grabs the knife and cuts the cake. "Hope you like chocolate. It is what your father ordered."

Mary smiles and gathers four plates. "I love chocolate. Agent Coulson, glad you could join us."

Phil walks up and takes the plate of cake offered to him. "You should get the first slice. It's your party."

Mary shrugs and gives Loki and Bucky a slice. "The nature of my injury proves that I'm not a conventional person." She takes a slice and bites into it. "Delicious."

Phil nods and looks at his watch. "I have your medications schedule in my watch. Perhaps it is time for a game. To pass the time."

The three look at him. "Okay."

Tony walks in and finds the four of them with sticky notes on their foreheads. "What's going on?"

Phil smiles. "A guessing game. So far I'm still figuring out who I am."

Tony looks at them and smiles. "It looks fun."

Bucky chuckles. "It is. Want to play?"

Tony sits down and Loki writes something in pencil on a sticky note. He sticks it to Tony's forehead. "We have to guess who is written on the paper by asking question. We ask each person a question and if it is a question with a correct answer then we can ask that person again. If the question is incorrect we ask the next person. If you guess your person correctly you win the round. If you guess your person incorrectly you end your turn."

Tony nods. "Who goes first?"

Loki motions to Mary. "Since she is on your right you question her first."

Tony nods and looks at Mary. "Am I a woman?"

Mary smiles. "Yes."

Tony bites his lip. He is unaware The other Avengers have entered. "Am I hot?"

Mary thinks for a minute. "Yes."

Tony thinks and looks at her. "Am I a red head?"

Mary smiles and nods. "Yes."

Tony smiles. "Am I Natasha?"

Mary grins. "Nope. My turn!"

Bucky smiles. "Question away!"

Mary taps her fingers. "Am I a man?"

Bucky nods. "Yes."

Mary taps her fingers eliminating the obvious candidates. "Am I tall?"

Bucky nods again putting on his best poker face. "Yes, you are tall."

Mary looks at the others. "Do I have lots of muscles?"

Bucky nods. "Yep."

Mary taps her fingers. "Am I brunette?"

Bucky nods. "Yes."

Mary grins and shifts making sure She doesn't jostle her hurt leg. "Am I the Hulk?"

Bucky laughs and nods. "Yes! New character for her!"

Phil and Loki whisper and Phil writes down a name and puts it on her head. Loki smiles and rubs his hands together. "My turn."

Loki looks at Phil and presses his lips together. "Am I tall?"

Phil nods. Loki looks at him. "Am I stupid?"

Phil shakes his head. He looks at Tony. "Am I a man?"

Tony nods. "Yep."

Loki taps his chin. "Am I blond?"

Tony nods and Loki grins. "Am I captain America?"

Tony's jaw drops. "Yes. You are. Oh hey guys!"

Natasha looks at Tony and smiles. "Having fun Pepper?"

Tony takes the note off his head and looks at Loki. "Seriously?"

Everyone laughs and Phil's watch beeps. "Medicine time Mary."

Mary nods and wheels to the kitchen. Phil puts her medicine on the table with a sandwich. Mary sighs and takes her pain meds and antibiotics. She looks at her watch and looks at Phil. "It is time to change the dressings." She fiddles with her hands. "Um. You don't have to do it.I can call a nurse."

Phil smiles at her. "It's okay. I don't mind."

She nods and wheels to her room. "We will be right back."

Phil looks at her wound like He would anything else. "So. Mary, who was I in the game?"

Mary looks out of her window and smirks. "The one person we all have trouble truly knowing."

He looks at her confused but continues changing her bandages. He could always get the paper out of his pocket and look at later. Her answer gives nothing away but seems to say everything. Her answers are like her right there but hidden in mystery. "Almost done."

Tony looks around and sighs. "We have to lighten the mood. Avengers, who wants to be Disassembled?"

Natasha stands up. "I'm in. How about everyone else?'

Everyone agrees and gets sets everything up and ready. Tony waits outside her door and holding a pie as Clint films. "Hey! Phil! Come see this!"

Phil opens the door and gets a pie to the face. Tony smiles at the camera. "YOLO!" Tony runs away.

Mary wheels out laughing and sees a pie and hands it to Phil. "Phil, sometimes you need to play dirty. Go get him!"

Phil takes the pie and runs and pies Tony. "Here's Johnny!"

Tony and Phil walk out of the shot to clean up. Steve walks up to Mary and looks at her. "It's pretty muggy outside."

Mary looks at him but nods. "I guess so. I haven't been out today."

Mary rolls out to the common room and sees all the mugs outside sitting on the balcony. Clint comes in and points the camera towards the balcony. "It's pretty muggy out."

Bruce yells from the kitchen. "Where are all the mugs!"

Steve looks at Mary and Clint. "Gotta go!" He runs out of the apartment. Mary laughs and looks at the camera. "Well this is different."

Loki runs out laughing. He's wearing Thor's cape and a unicorn horn. "I'm a majestic Uni-Thor!"

Mary blinks and watches as Loki throws candy. "You can't catch me!"

Thor runs in wearing pigtails. "Give me my cape!"

Loki throws candy at Thor. "Make me you puny little person! Fly away!"

Mary nods and looks around. "I'm either tripping on the pain meds already or this has turned into a total madhouse and the patients are running the show."

Clint turns the camera on himself. He's wearing cat ears, a duck bill, and a tiny cowboy hat. "Everything seems normal to me."

Natasha walks in wearing a fluffy red house robe and toy Hulk hands. "Anyone seen my big nail file?"

Bucky walks in wearing a striped stove pipe hat. "Nope. Has anyone found my glasses? I wanted to do some reading."

Bruce walks in looking normal but pulls out a pair of oversized novelty glasses. "You left them in the kitchen. Next to empty cookie jar."

Bucky takes them and puts them on smiling. "Time for light reading." Mary watches as Bucky sits next to a lamp and reads to it.

Mary doesn't say anything as Loki puts a tiara on her head with a devil horns head band. He gently puts a tie around her neck. Loki quacks. "Our queen has arrived!"

Mary smiles and looks at the camera. "Welcome to Stark Asylum. Kick back and relax your appendages because everything is about to be Disassembled!"

Tony runs by in a tutu. "That is the Lord of the Asylum. I don't know what's going on but I'm sure that he doesn't know either."

Tony waves to the camera and kneels next to Mary. "Disassembled is made for no real reason except to relieve tension and fun. We will get strange but these will be fun memories we can cherish later on down the road. Thanks for putting up with this crap and good night from us to you."

Loki throws candy on them and the camera stops rolling. "That was stupid but fun."

Clint nods. "I actually agree with Loki on this. This was very fun."

Fury walks in and looks around the room. He sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. "Do I even want to know?"

Everyone smiles and answers simultaneously. "No!"

Fury shakes his head and looks at his team. "Debriefing takes place in half an hour. I'm done." He walks out shaking his head. He knew his team was a band of unlikely heroes but this is ridiculous.