The Trouble Makers Club

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Summary: I am having some writers block on another story so I'm writing this to get my brain unblocked. Tony discovers that he has a kid a fully grown up kid. His worst nightmares have come true. Thor has Loki on earth because Asgard is full of jerks. Bucky is there too because Steve loves his Bucky bear. This story is basically why it is a really bad idea to put three insane individuals with the maturity of twelve year olds under one roof. Agent Coulson resumes his role as a glorified babysitter for a Stark.

Warnings: The fathers are at war once again but it has crossed a line that drives the expecting parents mad. The fathers go too far and force plans to be moved faster. This is the last chapter of this story. Due to the Support and reviews this has received this story is now going to be part of a series. Look for the next story within the week. The next story's title is still under construction. Enjoy!

Chapter 15: Family,Aggrevation, And Peace

It has been a month since Hydra was dealt a critical wound and Mary is feeling the changes of pregnancy. Smells that once made her mouth water now send her running to the nearest toilet. She yawns as she looks at some schematics Tony sent her earlier that day. Another aspect of carrying and nurturing new life is that you're tired all the time and you're not allowed coffee. "You two little cuties better know that I love you."

She smiles and puts the Stark pad away. It is a beautiful day and a little walk through the roof gardens sounds like an excellent idea. She gathers her things and begins her trek through the tower. She is walking to the stairwell when Tony stops her. "I'm just taking a break dad."

Tony nods and leads her to the elevator. "That's good. Too much stress can't be good for the babies." He smiles and hits the elevator floor. He pushes the up button and smiles at her. "Yeah, speaking of stress Odin and Thor are here. Apparently everyone wants to know where you plan on having the babies."

Mary stops the elevator. "Seriously? They leave Asgard to harass me about where I plan to deliver mine and Loki's children."

Tony rubs his neck and nods. "Yeah. Quick question. Have you decided where they will be delivered?"

Mary looks at him and pushes the button that opens the elevator doors. "Get out."

Tony goes to protest when she shoots him a deadly glare. He eases towards the doors and smiles nervously. "Right. Sorry. Leaving now. Dinner is at six. Bye."

She sighs and leans against the wall as the doors close. She is struggling to get everyone to understand that she's pregnant and not an invalid when it is decided -without her consultation- that everyone should debate about birthing locations. She is about to scream when the elevator stops one floor shy of it's destination. She looks and sees Loki run in flustered. "You too?"

Loki looks at her. "I've been harassed by junior agents all day. Loki teach me this, Loki teach me that, Loki why don't your arms melt when you summon fire? The questions never stop and they never seem to be related to anything I'm teaching!"

Mary nods and scratches his scalp. "Well I just received lovely news. Your father and Thor are here. Guess who gets to hear our parents argue about where we choose to deliver the children? Us!" She releases all of her signature Stark sarcasm in one breath and looks at Loki.

Loki sighs. "Norns help us. You're not even showing yet and here they are trying to dictate the choices we make pertaining to our children!"

The elevator stops at the roof and Bucky is already there feeding the chickens. "You too?"

Bucky nods as He throws corn. "Steve is trying to get me to go on a date with some person and I said no. I threw my phone out the window when I realized that he had given them my number."

Loki looks at Bucky confused. "But I thought you two were, you know, together."

Bucky shakes his head. "I thought so too but apparently he's too stuck on being America's golden boy to be in any kind of a relationship."

Mary hugs Bucky and looks at Loki. "Should we take him with us?"

Loki looks thoughtful and shrugs. "Why not? We fought together, got in trouble together, why not runaway together?"

Bucky looks at them. "Runaway? Where? No matter where on earth we hide they will track us."

Mary and Loki smile and put their arms around Bucky's shoulders. Loki grins and looks at Bucky. "Who said we were hiding on earth?"

Bucky looks at them and smiles shaking his head. "Okay. I'm in. When do we leave?"

Mary smiles and picks a flower and puts It in Bucky's hair. "Tomorrow night. Be in the garage at two in the morning."

Bucky nods and looks at his friends. "Okay. Tomorrow we run. Maybe while I'm gone Steve can sort himself out."

Loki nods and walks with them through the flower garden. "And we can have a home of our own and our families -no matter how well meaning they may be- cannot trouble us with their opinions on how Mary and I handle our domestic affairs."

Bucky nods. "Just don't forget to let them visit. If I had a kid expecting kids I would want to know they're okay."

Mary smiles as they walk. "They will be there for the birth but they need to learn that there is a fine line between being good parents and being annoying."

Bucky nods and looks forward. "What the hell!"

Mary looks and sees two very large goats eating her daffodils. "No! Get out of there!"

Loki hits the goats with ice pellets and growls. "Thor! Get your thrice damnned goats out of the gardens!"

Loki, Mary, and Bucky look at each as the goats scurry off. They nod and sit in the dirt. Bucky looks at them. "Definitely running away."

Six o'clock arrives and everyone save Loki and Mary are in the common room. Tony looks at his watch and smiles. "Not the first time she's been late."

Bruce smirks at Tony as the couple arrive. Tony smiles and motions to the table. "They're here. Hi. Ready to start the discussion?"

Mary looks at Bruce, Tony, and Odin. She smiles sweetly as Loki leads her to the dining table. Everyone knows that smile. She's not in the mood to handle the "discussion."

Odin nods and takes his seat. "I'm glad we can gather here on such joyous terms."

Tony nods and sips his wine. "Me too. Now. What is the big deal about the kids being born on Earth. Where they were conceived and their parents live?"

Odin snorts. "Your world, though as far as you have advanced still does not have satisfactory accommodations to handle her delicate condition."

Loki looks at Mary from the corner of his eye and sees her getting tense. He taps Bucky and motions towards Mary. She's going to explode if they don't stop talking.

Tony snorts. "Are you saying that we are too backwards to deliver babies? News flash Patchy babies are born everyday! Healthy babies!"

Odin scoffs and directs his glare at Tony. "Not children of the Royal Lineage of Asgard! She will deliver in an Asgardian palace!"

Tony stands up and glares at Odin. "On Earth! Like every other woman in my family!"

Odin stands and meets Tony's gaze. "She will deliver on Asgard! Not in one of your primitive hospitals!"

Tony goes to respond when Mary slams her fist against the table. "I'm sitting right here! How dare either of you make such an argument without my consent or opinion! I'm tired of being treated like glass! I'm tired of being treated like an invalid incapable of forming educated decisions concerning the welfare of mine and Loki's children! Unless either of you stubborn old mules are carrying the children, have helped in the conception of the children, or will labor to bring these beautiful lives into existence, neither of you have a right to decide anything regarding this pregnancy!'
The room goes silent as Mary storms out of dining. Loki looks at the pair of fathers and sighs. "I hope you both are happy. She's upset and I agree. You two are behaving like mules. You refuse to listen and act as if the only correct choices are those you make. Now, I am going to attend to my wife. Goodnight." Loki gets out of his chair and glides to the door. "You praise her intelligence and trust her to lead you into battle but you deem her incapable of making a responsible choice. I want you to dwell on my words and see how foolish you are." Loki walks out and searches for his wife.

Bucky puts his fork down and stands up. "I'm going to help him look for Mary. Congratulations, you made her feel like crap." Bucky walks out ignoring Steve.

Mary is in their apartment sitting on the couch eating burritos and crying. Loki sees her and sits next to her. "Are you okay?"

Mary shakes her head. "No! They act like I'm not capable of making a choice! They act like being pregnant makes me an addle minded fainting girl! I've re-organized Stark Industries infrastructure in less than a month and improved productivity over thirty percent! Guess what I was pregnant when I did that!"

Loki holds her and holds a bag of tortilla chips towards her. "Perhaps we should move our plans up a day. Let me inform Bucky and we can prepare."

Mary nods and dips her chips into the salsa. "Okay." She gets up and goes to the bedroom as Loki walks out.

Bucky is walking towards the apartment when Loki finds him. Bucky speeds up and looks at Loki worried. "Is she okay?"

Loki shakes his head. "No. I think one more day of this and she will go mad. We are running tonight."

Bucky nods. "I will bring a bag here and tell Steve that I'm staying because Mary needs to be surrounded by sane people."

Loki nods. "Perhaps where we're going we can find peace and understanding."

Bucky runs his flesh hand through his hair. "I hope so. This place used to feel like home."

Loki nods. "And now it is suffocating and small."

Bucky nods and pats Loki's shoulder. "I will be back in a few minutes."

Loki nods and returns to their room. Mary has everything sorted and waiting for Loki. He gently touches her shoulder. "When things settle down we can invite everyone for a visit."

Mary nods and cries. Loki embraces her and strokes her hair as she sobs. He gently allows his magic to flow through her so he may mystically embrace his children. Mary calms down and Loki looks at her. "Everything will be fine. I swear it."

Mary nods and allows Loki to pick her up and gently lay her on the couch. She smiles as he massages her scalp. "They like you already."

Loki looks at her puzzled. "Who likes me already?"

Mary smiles and whispers in his ear. Loki kisses her head and smiles. "That is a fitting name for our son."

Mary smiles as Bucky walks into the room. Bucky smirks. "Is it bad that I'm here so often that FRIDAY lets me in without hesitation?"

Mary and Loki laugh as Bucky joins them on the couch. They sit in comfortable silence until Mary stirs. "Excuse me boys. I have to make a trip to the bathroom."

They laugh as she rolls off the couch and pads to the bathroom. Bucky looks at Loki. "So how are we getting off world?"

Loki grins. "Have you ever seen the movie "Alice In Wonderland" because a simplified explanation would be we are going down the rabbit hole."

Bucky looks at him and blinks. "A path between two worlds?"

Loki nods and smiles. "Exactly. Now, take The bags to the garage. Something tells me that the wine is flowing freely and we have an open window through which we can escape undetected."

Mary walks out and sees Loki smiling. "Show time?"

Loki grins like a madman. "Oh yes. Show Time."

The next morning everyone but Steve wakes up hungover. Tony wakes up in his garage he looks bleary eyed around his car collection and notices one car is missing. "FRIDAY, where is my midnight blue Bentley?"

FRIDAY is silent for a moment before answering -with more acid than JARVIS ever had- loudly. "Mister and Misses Odinsson and Mister Barnes drove It out of here at midnight last night. It is currently located on the roadside of the Canadian border."

Tony is torn between panic and anger. "Where are they now?"

FRIDAY scans. "The last known location was by an unnamed cave. They all entered the cave and walked two-hundred feet before the signal was too distant to be detected."

Tony is about to question her when Thor barrels in with all the grace of a bull in a china shop. Tony looks at Thor. "Not now. The Trouble Makers Club decided to go on a late night hike and have vanished two-hundred feet into an unnamed cave."

Thor blinks and looks at Tony. "They have not vanished Man of Iron. They have ran away. It sounds like Loki has lead them to another realm."

Tony looks at Thor. "Repeat that Blondie."

Thor squints in Tony's direction and walks towards him. "Loki has lead them off world. I think they have run away."

Tony looks back on the past month. They have been treating the three of them differently. Loki has been treated like an oddity. Bucky like a time bomb ready to go off-and Steve has been avoiding anything more than friendly banter- at a moment's notice. Mary though was who he really regretted treating differently. He put her on such mundane tasks he's shocked that she wasn't already crazy. "We have to find them. We have to apologize. And damn it all! Everyone is going to beg for forgiveness because I want to see something Howard Stark never got see!"

Thor looks at him. "What is that?"

Tony looks at Thor. "My grandchildren."

Loki, Mary, and Bucky are greeted immediately by three old women in long green robes. "King Loki, Queen Mary, and Lord James. Welcome to Vanaheim. Your home."