Hi guys... So sorry it took me so long to update... I kinda got pretty sick (twice) and have been insanely busy. I have more excuses but who has time for that crap, anyway? I am kinda mad that I updated two really long chapters over a month ago and have gotten zero reviews... I'm going to update anyway, but I would really like at least one or two. Can you guys do that for me? I know you (hopefully) want the next chapter so... here goes! Warning, this chapter is quite innuendo-y. It is T, I'm just letting you know in advance ;)
CPoV
The next morning we awakened... to silence. Where was Jaeda? I jumped out of bed in a panic, Jace close behind me, and ran downstairs. We burst into the library to see... Izzy holding none other than my baby.
"Goodness children!"
Magnus admonished from where he sat, snuggling with Alec, and entertaining Jaeda with rainbow glitter falling from his fingertips.
"You look like madmen!"
"Waking up to find your daughter missing tends to do that to you!"
I snap.
Magnus' tone softens.
"I'm sorry Clary. I guess we didn't think that all the way through."
"Besides,"
Izzy adds, smirking
"We figured you would be... busy... last night."
My face heats up and I seek refuge in Jace's shirt. He chuckles, the sound rumbling up and down his body.
"Wouldn't want to expose our daughter at such a young age, would we, darling?"
"But we didn't even..."
My voice trailed off as I realized arguing was pointless.
"Sure you didn't..."
Magnus smirks.
"We all heard you."
Izzy and Simon -whom I hadn't even noticed was here- turned identical shades of red. Alec took one look at their faces, and, muttering angrily, excused himself. We soon heard retching sounds from the bathroom. Magnus winked at us and went to go comfort Alec.
Simon no longer looked embarrassed. Now he just looked scared. Jace glared daggers at him, muttering about rusty forks and something that sounds extraordinarily like "ducking glass mole".
"Now Jace,"
I say, as I rubbed his shoulders,
"It's nothing we, um... Never mind."
I say, once again, my face matched my hair perfectly.
"Did my Clary almost talk about our sex life?"
He asked, all thoughts of castrating Simon gone.
I buried my face in his chest. Again.
"Clary, keep that face up north in public please!"
Iz teases me.
"I WAS NOT... Oh never mind."
At that moment Jordan and Maia walk into the room.
"What was Clary not doing? And why is Alec barfing up his toenails in the bathroom? He isn't pregnant is he? I always told those two to use protection..."
Jordan's voice trails off and he shakes his head sadly.
"By the Angel, Jordan!"
Izzy snaps.
"Can you be appropriate, or even knock it down to PG-13 for once?"
"I would rather knock up Maia."
He gleefully replies.
Izzy throws her hands up and storms out, proclaiming
"Raziel, save us all!"
Maia glares at Jordan and storms out as well.
Jordan looks at us somewhat sheepishly, and then walks over to Jaeda, whom I am now holding.
"And you, cutie!"
He pinches her cheek.
"You are getting cuter every day."
"Angel save us, he's IMPRINTED on MY DAUGHTER! Oh Bella, I feel your pain!"
I moan, sinking into the nearest armchair.
Jace and Jordan look confused but Simon bursts into laughter.
I look at him, and we both loose it. Within 30 seconds I have thrown Jaeda into Jace's arms, and Simon and I are laying on the floor laughing hopelessly. Why it was so funny, I have no idea.
Izzy bursts into the room, whip uncoiled.
"I heard screaming."
She declared. Then her gaze landed on Simon and I, and she sighed.
"Why don't we go to Taki's? Alec is feeling better, and none of us have had breakfast."
We all agree, and head upstairs to get ready, Simon and I still chuckling. I open the door to our bedroom, Jace close behind, and when we see what is in our room, we both stop in our tracks. I'm not sure what Jace's reaction was, but I scream at the top of my lungs.
So... what did y'all think?
Who (or what) is in their room?
Was it funny to you at all (personally I quite enjoyed writing it).
I will update as soon as I can.
Leave a review on your way out pleeeeaaase!
alicat