An explosion sounded in the centre of Tokyo and flying through the night sky was an armoured figure. This was the Invincible Iron Man

"sir, there was an explosion" a voice said

"Where?" Ironman asked

"I'll put it on screen sir" the voice said

"Thank you JARVIS" Ironman said as he approached an abandoned factory that was smoking. Ironman circled around the building looking for a way in. Suddenly he spotted it: a hole in the roof. "Scan for life signs" he said as he landed.

"Life signs negative, building is abandoned" JARVIS said as Ironman walked around using his scanners. "However I am able to tell you a large explosion went off. I am also detecting minute traces of ant-matter in the building" JARVIS said

"Yanagisawa, he must have been here, only that damn bastard would be crazy enough to experiment with Anti-Matter. Plus looks like he was using human experimentation...Not even Weapon X would be stupid enough to merge human tissue with Anti-Matter, and those guys are crazier than Deadpool in a mental home" he said "Plus I think whatever Yanagisawa was working on did the damage, the explosion probably came later"

"SIR!" JARVIS said as a beacon popped up "A single life sign detected; its faint. I would say that she is close to death"

"Tell the nearest Helicarrier to get their medbay ready" Ironman said going over to the woman and lifting her up "I'm going to apply a temporary fix" he said cauterising the wound with his heat repulsors.

"Sir, you don't have much time" JARVIS said

"Right" Ironman said getting the woman out of there, Five minutes later she was in surgery on the Helicarrier.


JUNE 2015

Ironman was flying over the Japanese area again after dealing with a threat there that involved an escape foe of his.

"Should we get Ramen or Gyouza?" Ironman asked

"The ramen in this area is highly rated sir" JARVIS said

"Ramen it is" Ironman said as his radar picked something up "It can't be

"Sir?" JARVIS asked

"I just picked up anti-matter readings close by" Ironman said

"That's weird sir; shall I run a diagnostic?" JARVIS asked

"Go ahead, meanwhile I'm heading to the source" Ironman said

"Shall inform SHIELD?" JARVIS asked

"Good ahead, have them send Banner and Yukimura" Iornman said "I may need back up" Ironman said


"Now are you going to be good for daddy, or am I going to have to teacher you another lesson?" Takaoka said as he loomed over Kurahashi. Suddenly Kanzaki got up

"Excuse me but I would rather much have Karasuma" she smiled

"Oh well" the big man said as he went for Kanzaki, who was now shivering. Suddenly a bolt of light sent the crazed lunatic back into the treeline

"Are you okay?" Ironman asked as he scanned the three hit "Nothing too bad. Still. JARVIS add a medical team and a criminal restraint team to that earlier request"

"Who do you think you are pal?" Takaoka asked "And why are you interfering with my class?"

"Oh I'm sorry, was that you teaching, because it kinda looked like an assault" Ironman said "And you want to tell me, why a military solider is teaching kids" Ironman said "Up until 9:00 at night?" he asked looking at the schedule "Seem overkill to me,

"He's here to teach us to be better assassins" Nagisa said

"Okay, now that's illegal" Ironman said "Right up there with child soliders, human trafficking and human experimentation"

"Not if the goverment's order it" Takaoka said

"That's bullshit" Ironman said as his sensor's went off. "Okay hang on! I have to find the source of this anti-matter reading"

"Yoo hoo" Koro-sensei said


"That's different" Ironman said

"Sir, behind you" JARVIS said

"Thank you JARVIS" Ironman said slugging Takaoka in the gut. "Nice try"

"I'll tell the kids to stay back" Koro-sensei said as he edged the kids away, Ironman looked back to see if they were okay, he didn't miss several of teh male students holding the hands of some of the girls, heck the blue haired boy; Nagisa he believed was actually placing himself infront of the girl he was with. Takaoka ran back up and tried to clothesline Ironman, only to have the amred grabbed and flung away

"Come on then" Ironman said as he fired his repulsor at the PE teacher. "I hate scum bags who hits children" he said as he picked up Takaoka and threw him.

"RIGHT I'LL GET YOU" Takaoka shouted standing up as Ironman did a bring it on handwave "AARGH!" the solider shouted as he tried to punch Ironman, who kept dodging "STOP MOVING SHELLHEAD!" Takaoka shoputed

"Okay" Ironman said punching the teacher's fist making the unarmoured opponent flinch "Night, night"


"Akira Takaoka, you're under arrest!" a voice said as several SHIELD agents rushed forward

"WHAT IS THIS!" Takaoka asked

"Simple we're taking you in custody for assaulting a minor, assaulting an Avengers, mental abuse, attempted blunt force trauma, and all around thuginess" the voice said as a pair of Vibraniu, cuffs were placed on him and he was lead away. Soon a medical team went over and check the kids.

"I'm so stupid" Karasuma said

"Don't be, your government didn't make a wise choice" the agent said "I'm agent Coulson, nice to see you again Major Karasuma"

"Agreed Coulson, it has been awhile" Karasuma said

"So this is the assassination Classroom, if he went to SHIELD we could have helped him instead of killing him" Coulson said

"You could?" Karasuma said

"Of course, after all we have an expert on Anti-Matter" Coulson said

"I'm here, now where's the Anti-Matter?" a female agent said


"Agent Yukimura" Coulson said. "How are you feeling"

"Ready to be in the field sir" Aguri saluted, before realising where she was "Class E?"

"That's right, I'm Karasuma the PE teacher and Government liason" Karasuma said

"I'm Aguri Yukimura, former Class-E teacher and current SHIELD Agent"

"Is that?" a voice cried out

"YUKIMURA-SENSEI!" the kids cried out

"WHOA!" she shouted as she was dogpiled. Once she got back up, she noticed someone standing on her own "Akari"

"AGURI!" Kaede cried running into her sister's arms.

"That weas unexpected" Ironman said before turning to Nagisa, "Good pick kid"

"For what?" Nagisa asked

"A girlfriend" Ironman said

"She's not my girlfriend...yet, maybe...yeah she is" Nagisa said

"Like I said good pick" Ironman said leaving the same tiem as the SHIELD Quinnjet holding Takaoka did.

"Sir, I've detected Kotaro Yanagisawa's location" JARVIS said

"Well then let's go!" Ironman said taking off.


G'day guys, hoped you enjoyed Takaoka getting his ass whooped by Ironman, not mention Aguri's alive and well. I seem to bring her back a lot even though she's dead in canon. Plus I'm considering giving Karasuma less screen time in my fics for th BLOODY DICK MOVE he made in the previous chapter. PM me and I'll tell you why?

So until next time I'll catch you on the flipside