"David"
Someone's calling David.
I'm not David.
I'm Lukas.
But maybe I used to be David.
She's always calling "David, David, David!"
We get tired of it.
"David!"
I'm Kirbax the Kraklar.
"David!"
Now I'm Chronodon. Nobody goes around calling "Chronodon, Chronodon, Chronodon!" all the time.
Nobody says, "Come here, Chronodon!"
They say, "Go away, Chronodon!"
"David!"
Better not call me again Because I'm the Wolfman.
Do you know what the Wolfman does when you yell "Come here!" at him?
The Wolfman comes allright. Then He tears you to pieces.
Unless I come to save you.
I kill the Wolfman with one fist.
Because I'm Jack Wayne.
Lucky for you I'm not David, who couldn't kill the Wolfman.
David couldn't kill a Fiend.
"Thats it, David!"
I'm not David.
"I'm coming to get you and you are going to be sorry!"
I'm a centaur.
"Come back here, young man!"
Ha! I'm Marci Sabol, riding a centaur!
"I couldn't catch him... Charles, will you catch him?"
I'm Compass Rose, I'm far away!
"I can't catch him...Jean, will you catch David?"
I'm Protozoan Porter.
"Cant anyone...Catch David? ...Scott?...Storm?"
I'm Zero G. Priestly, and I'm in outer space.
"You're in big trouble now, young man!"
We can't hear a word she's saying because I'm halfway to mars.
"You'll come home when you're hungry and then you're going to get ti!"
If we could hear you, we'd worry.
Anyhow, you're never hungry on Mars.
"No TV for the rest of the month!
K-Zek gets TV. Every Channel. I can watch all my shows and she'd never even know it.
"You have a lot of learning to go, young man!"
Wow! We're alone in space!
This is what I wanted my whole life!
I'm hungry.
Space is stupid.
I'm Lukas again.
I'll put on a David face so they don't know I'm Lukas.
I'll go home.
They'll think I'm David. They'll feed me.
And then they better let me watch TV.
Or I'll kill them.
Based on the book "I'm not Bobby" by Jules Feiffer.
All personalities used are canon.