Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni Interviews
Chapter 2: Rena Ryuugu
Me: We're back again! I'd like to thank everyone for your questions and as a quick note, I've only seen up to episode 8, but will watch the rest ASAP, SORRY! Ok, this time we have Rena Ryuugu as our guest, YAY! First question, why do you think the weirdest things are cute? I.e. The Kenta doll?
Rena: Aw! He's so cute! I want to take him home with meeeeee!
Me: sigh Yeah, I know, but why?
Rena: Well, Rena doesn't really know. Rena just finds cute things and loves them! Kenta-kun is SOOOO cute! Too bad Keiichi-kun killed Rena before she could take it home…
Me: What's with the cat eyes?
Rena: eyes change you mean like this?
Me: hides behind chair Yup
Rena: changes back Rena doesn't know shrug
Me: OOOKKK. Here's a question from WarriorNun, why do you carry around a bull-hook cleaver?
Rena: Well, Rena wanted to get Kenta-kun out, so Oyashiro-sama gave Rena the happy cleaver! Rena is so thankful; she carries it around all the time now! smile
Me; Next from KitsueMage, When did you get the cleaver? Before you moved to Hinamizawa of after you moved?
Rena: cat eyes I already answered that! pulls out cleaver Why do you ask me again!?
Me: NOT ME, THE FANS ASKED IT!
Rena: GRRRRR! starts hacking host apart
Cameraman: Aw crap, not again Goes backstage HEY BOB! KATANA NEEDS A PHOENIX DOWN!
Bob: hands Cameraman a large bag
Cameraman: Thanks. goes onstage where Rena is still hacking me apart
Phoenix Down
Me: Oh, wha? Was I resurrected again?
Cameraman: Yup, by Bob.
Me: Since when is Bob Jesus?
Rena: confused what happened to you? To you.
Me: I was brought back to life, just like our Lord Jesus (YGO: TAS reference), or Bob, I'm not sure anymore.
Rena: picks up cleaver and hacks me to tiny bits again
Phoenix Down
Me: alive
Rena: hack
Me: dead
Phoenix Down
Rena: panting How many of those do you have
Me: 99x, well, 96x now
Rena: ARGH! starts to hack wildly at everything in sight
Me: between phoenix downs Well, while we're calling the police, I hope you enjpyed this episode and next week is Mion Sonosaki… or Shion, I don't really know. Also, sorry Tureginda, Keiichi will answer you're question next week. I'd be better with Mion and Shion there, ne? Keep reading and sending in questions!