Authors Note- Annnd chapter eleven . hooray! And I'll give anybody a cookie if they can figure out where "Djoser" is from.
Anyways, I don't have much to say at the moment cept, these killing scenes just seem to creep up on the story. Y'know? At some points Johnny and Madison seem normal but then they whip out the sharp objects and go nuts. I think that's what's really wonderful in a sense 3.
Disclaimer: I do not own Jhonen Vasquez's Idea's or any of his characters.
Chapter Eleven- Scarlet Moon
Madison and Johnny plunged from the sky into grey sands. With a thump and groans both the murderers stood dusting their bodies free of sand.
"Where the hell are we?" Johnny said drinking in their current surroundings.
The land was a barren desert, there were no clouds but a single scarlet moon was brightly shining. The air was dusty and dry making it quite hard to breath. The wind was blowing steadily and among the desolate lands in the distance was a city.
Johnny coughed several times and pointed towards the large dot in the distance he couldn't manage a word.
"So, ack, I guess that's our first stop on our search." Madison mumbled also trying to adjust to the dry air.
"It seems that we should at least with a good day's walk we should (or most likely) be half way there. We can get there the next day. If we survive these irritating conditions." Johnny suggested uncertainly then coughing again.
Madison nodded and the duo began to walk the grey sands, with the red moon on their backs.
After Johnny and Madison walked tiredly across the shifting sand, they found a small oasis and made camp there for the night. Two smaller but slightly similar moons rose and replaced the crimson one with their own blue shine. They looked more similar to their dimension's moon.
Madison and Johnny were discussing where Roy could be and if he was still alive and if they can get back home.
"Do you think we came prepared? If this is going to take longer then it should, I kind of wish I brought at least a change of clothes." Madison said looking at her pants.
"Mmm…Yes. I think we could have done better at least for us. But I guess we'll be okay for food and such, I mean we don't eat much to begin with." Johnny mused he looked up at the tree near by that was sprouting oddly misshapen fruits. Or at least he thought they were fruits.
He stood and walked to the tree pulling out his knives, and started to throw them at the tree's food. Madison sat back then looked left to right and to her right she saw a lady amongst the trees with red eyes beckoning Madison to her. Madison stood and approached the red-eyed lady.
-The Next Day-
Johnny and Madison finally reached the large city, people we're bustling in the stupidest outfits in the world. Madison looked up at a sign in neon lettering reading "The 90's rocked! Bring it back!" the city they walked into was a mimicked 90's Manhattan.
"Bloody hell…" Madison muttered.
Men walked by wearing sweat suits and large clocks around their necks. The woman were wearing tight exercise outfits with bunched up socks around their ankles, with the biggest afro's the two had ever seen.
The two walked down the streets staring in disbelief at the fact that a dimension would want to look like a stupid fad. Madison was suppressing a fit of laughter, while Johnny was just wore a look of absolute disgust.
"Hch… Let's go get something to eat, assuming the people here eat at all." Madison suggested taking a few breaths to calm her laughter.
"Yeah I guess… I'm not hungry but I'll join you." Johnny shrugged.
They walked on searching for a place to eat, they found a Dairy King, and sat themselves down, Madison looked at the menu while Johnny fiddled with some straws. It wasn't very busy expect for the small crowd of chatting and laughing cheerleaders and football players. Possibly enjoying their merry mundane life.
A peppy girl roller skated up to the table and took Madison's order and then skated away. Johnny and Madison chatted quietly, when the restaurant went a deathly silence, then in the same corner of the merry mundane people they were muttering quickly and quietly looking over in Maddie and Nny's direction with foul and angry eyes.
One of the cheerleaders stood up sauntered over to their table and slammed her hands down on the table stopping Johnny in mid sentence of a joke. He looked up, squinting his eyes he muttered, "What do you want?"
" Like…What I want is you human freaks to get out of here like now. This is our hang out, we don't need you badly dressed losers in here taking up space for somebody cooler." She growled menacingly.
Madison sighed and looked her right in the eye, the cheerleader was caught off guard nobody ever had enough confidence to look her right in the eye. Madison sighed and said in a warning tone, "Well we humans are as much guests here as you are my dear. Now buzz off to your queen bee little worker bee, while you still can."
"You can't threaten me! I'm totally cooler than you'll like ever be!" The cheerleader hissed.
Once her friends knew Johnny and Madison weren't standing the whole crowd made their way over to their table trying to be as threatening as they could get for bees.
A large football player cracked his neck and said, "You is got to go, you skinny fags."
"Even here of all places, they're all the fucking same." Johnny said standing and stepping up on the table, he grabbed Madison's hand and hoisted her up as well.
"And…what do you purpose we do about these regulars?" Madison asked mock innocently, and then she gave them a wicked smile her eyes glinted as she pulled from her waist her shimmering sword.
The crowd's eyes settled on her weapon, and Johnny followed suit and whipped out his knives giving them his own devilish smile. They backed away fear spilled their once monstrous features. One girl screamed and with that Johnny and Madison leaped, slashed, hacked, and stabbed their idiotic enemies.
Madison dodged and skirted the fists of the football players with grace. She relished the practice she got from this little "battle" she never felt more alive in her life. She thought Oh how I missed this, to kill these fucks. To have that brief moment of omniscient power I wield over these parasites. Oh how I've missed it.
Johnny cut down his enemies with ease, wounding them slightly to see the shock in their faces lapse into realization, their final awareness. What's that smell…oh god, that girl shit herself! Damn, you'd think they'd be able to handle the very presence of a murderer like myself. What a pity. Johnny thought holding his blood soaked nose. He stomped on her face, with a satisfactory snap, crackle and ker-sploosh. He moved on to the next raging man with a sigh.
-One-Hour Later-
Madison and Johnny were sitting at the counter sipping milkshakes, they were both stained with blood but still cheerily drinking their milkshake as over a dozen mutilated bodies hung behind them beheaded and their entrails spilled over their upside down bodies. They had gone to the trouble of killing everybody in the restaurant.
They slurped up the remainder of their milkshakes, Madison reached for her pocket but Johnny shook his head and fished out a ten-dollar bill. He slapped it on a pool of blood, Johnny held open the door for Madison and she bowed laughing.
"After you milady." Johnny said in a lavish British accent.
"Oh you are too kind, my good sir." Madison curtsied and walked out the door. She offered her arm and Johnny hooked his to hers and they skipped off down the street, whistling a tune while by-standers screamed in horror and vomited all over their shoes.
-Meanwhile-
"Chief Djoser!" A well-dressed policeman ran up to the chief of the division.
The chief was a skinny nervous looking man; he jumped when the police officer yelled.
"Y-yes? Give me a report." He said composing himself to a straight stature.
"Sir! We have a major problem! There has been a mass murder committed at a local Dairy King downtown. It was disgusting. We have reasons to believe that a couple of humans did this. They slaughtered everybody in the restaurant. We already sent the investigators and clean up crew. It won't be hard to find clues sir." The police officer concluded.
Chief Djoser nodded seriously, then his nose crinkled and he said "What is that smell?"
The police officer looked down at his shoes blushing. He mumbled "I shit myself at the scene…"
Djoser sighed and said, "Good god man, go home and clean up, you won't be missing much."
The officer nodded and mumbled a "by your leave…" and hurried out of Djoser's office.
The chief stood and walked over to the radio. He clicked and said into the small microphone " Calling all units we have a couple of waste-locks on the loose, both are armed and are suspected of over a dozen charges of murder. Caution is advised… Hunt them down men."
Johnny's ears perked to the sound of sirens. Johnny nudged Madison and she to heard the loud shrieking sirens. They looked behind them and police cruisers squealed around the corner. Madison nodded and they broke off into a run, while the hounds chased the two crimson discoloured foxes.
End of Chapter
So yes, that is chapter eleven I just my come back after a couple months wasnt all that lame.
-Darkarise