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Chapter 2

Remus stood in the corner looking terrorized. He shook his head in shame. "Why? Why am I friends with you?" he pleaded.

Lily quickly jumped from the bed and looked angry. "Sirius, why didn't you knock or something?" she asked.

"Because then it wouldn't be a surprise. Now go fetch me some Pumpkin Juice, woman!" Sirius loudly answered.

Lily left the room not to get him a drink but to leave the scene. She smiled as she walked by Remus. Remus was yet again buried in a book as Sirius was jumping on the bed. "Sirius. Sirius, please. BLOODY HELL Sirius what are you doing?!" James screamed at him.

"Oh yeah just seeing how comfy and fluffy bed is," he replied.

"And you'd be doing that why?" James asked confused.

"Oh you know since you and Lily have been married. I bet you guys have been having a lot fun in this bed," he replied. James didn't know how to reply to that, for he felt really uncomfortable talking about what he and Lily did in their bedroom.

"Huh?" was all he could comprehend.

"You know pillow fights, don't tell me you haven't had any pillow fights yet. God James you're such a pillow fight virgin." James let out a sigh of relief as Remus stood in the corner laughing. "Right Remus, have you ever had a pillow fight with a girl?" James started to think maybe Sirius had made pillow fights a code word for something else.

"Ugh, no." he quickly replied.

"Oh well I have. Billions of times, even when I was in Hogwarts. Almost with every girl I went out with, which well we all know was a hell of a lot girl."

"Sirius what exactly is a pillow fight?" asked James concerned.

"You know when slap pillows at each other hoping to knock over the other one so you can feel all manly, and which I might add I AM MANLY!" James was confused about how Sirius's brain exactly functioned but quickly put that into the back of his head.

"So, let's go downstairs. I'm sure Lily probably something ready to eat," suggested Remus to finish the awkward scene.

"Yay, me first you pillow fight virgins!" he shrieked running out of the room.

Lily was sitting at the kitchen table drinking water as they all piled in along with her. "So Lily I hear you've got something cooking in the oven," said Sirius. Lily nearly spit the water everywhere.

"What in the hell are you talking about?" she asked looking directly at James. "I'm not pregnant."

"Er…Lily of course not. The oven, you know where you bake things, things like muffins," said Remus.

"Oh. Oh my. Of course. Of course here eat this," she replied shoving some pie their way. Sirius had finished it off before Remus or James could get their hands on it.

"More, I want more," complained Sirius. With a flick of his wand three more pies arrived. James and Remus smiled thinking Sirius would be giving them one, but not to their surprise he gobbled them all down and said, "So Lily I hear you're a virgin."

Lily's face to turned to stone, and she glared at James who gave a shrug. "Um, what?"

"You know a pillow fighting virgin," he responded with a mouth full of cherry pie.