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Chapter 3
The next couple of days started to become pure hell to Lily. Sirius slept well into the afternoon leaving a trail of food wherever he went. Random and inappropriate questions fluttered out of his mouth every five seconds making Lily question whether he ever grew up. As Lily tied her hair up she felt a slight pain in her stomach causing her to sit down, maybe a few minutes of relaxation, but was quickly interrupted by Sirius.
"Hiya Lily," he squeaked. Lily rolled her eyes and looked at him. Sirius became more of annoyance rather than a friend, but she still loved the way he brought a smile to her face. "Wanna go to Hogsmeade with James and I?"
"What about Remus? I know that he adores it there," Lily wanted to know.
"Eh he's all huddled up in that book. I mean only big fat little skinny wormy macaroni shoveling eating prude slimy grease ball of a dude read books," he said.
"Umm, Sirius isn't he one of your best friends?" asked Lily confused that Sirius would insult him in such a nature.
"Oh yeah. Okay so maybe he's just a loser. Forget all that other stuff!" he answered. "So Lily do you wanna come?" What could it hurt to spend an afternoon with James, Remus and Sirius and that it occurred that there would definitely be some injuries with Sirius along. She nodded hoping they wouldn't pull anything drastic. "Great, now hurry up."
Memories instantly flodded Lily's head from when her and the rest of them had been there at Hogwarts. She remembered enjoying Honeydukes and all the sweets it offered. She even had surprisingly enjoyed Zonko's Joke Shop. "Ready," she yelled climbing down the stairs to only Sirius fooling around again.
He had forced Remus to get on all fours as Sirius sat on his back yelling "Come on horsey. Come on." Lily forced a laugh turning red.
"You know I never thought you guys could sink this low. It's like you're still sixteen," she said as she gathered her coat and wrapped it around her. She stood close to James, and clutched his hand into hers. He kissed her forehead as they stood there watching Remus cry in pain. "Shouldn't you help him?" she asked James.
"Nah," he replied. They all piled into the living room and in front of the fireplace.
"Floo Powder yay! Ha-ha remember when you ate Floo Powder James, do you?" Sirius shouted.
"Yeah Sirius I do. I remember how you were the person who ate it," James answered.
"Well excuse me if it looked like sugar!"
"It doesn't remotely look like sugar, Sirius." Remus quickly added.
"Hey listen you horse um I don't know. I can't think of a come back. Oh I got one you bookworm!" shrieked
Sirius.
"Oh my how you have offended me," Remus said taking some Floo Powder and shouted 'Hogsmeade' and was off.
They all followed him and fumbled into Hogsmeade. "It's here! It's here!" shouted Sirius.
"Yeah where would it go?" asked Lily.
"Up your nose," he snapped back.
They all piled into Honeydukes which was empty. "Why aren't they're any Hoggies here?" asked Sirius.
"God Sirius, it's not the weekend and honestly you alone with underage wizards is like water and electricity."
Of course Sirius didn't know what electricity was so it wasn't much of an insult.
Remus went off in the corner looking at Licorice Wands, which he adored. Lily and James, holding hands were looking through the Chocolate Frogs display. "You know out of everything in here theses will always be my favorite," James told Lily. "And yours of course will always be Peppermint Toads." He smiled that he could possibly remember Lily's favorite sweet.
"Why of course," she replied. They shared a sweet moment together holding onto each other passing the wall of sweets, which was interrupted by who else?
Sirius.
"Look what I've got!" Sirius was holding so much candy even after piling it into his shirt it was falling from everywhere.
"How do you expect to pay for all that?" asked Lily piling a few Peppermint Toads onto her palm.
"Oh, I'm sure it won't come to more than a few knuts," he reassured Lily and James. They weren't too convinced as they offered to help him put some back. Sirius wasn't the best at conserving money.
They all gathered at the counter, Remus first only buying a few Licorice Wands. James and Lily put theirs together and quickly paying as Sirius came gliding through. He emptied his shirt, and then his four different pockets. "Okay this is all," he said cheerfully. Remus, Lily, and James looked at him in disbelief.
"Er..Sirius how do you reckon to pay for all of that?" Remus quietly asked.
"Hush Hush horsey! I've got a load of money!" he exclaimed and looked at the clerk. "Come on I've got places to go. Places to be!"
Sirius had nowhere he had to be. He just wanted the sweets and wanted them fast. "That'll be five galleons," she said looking at him. Sirius's jaw dropped.
"Er…are you sure?"
"Yes," she coldly answered looking as though she wanted him to get out of the shop.
"Ah well. James pay up!"
"Huh? What? No, Sirius they're your damn sweet, you pay for them," James defended himself.
"James, please no. Let's not cause a scene." She pushed her way up to the counter and lay five galleons on the counter and picked up the bag of sweets and walked fiercely out of the door.
They soon followed looking a bit puzzled. "Thanks, Lily!" Sirius joyfully said plopping a chocoball into his mouth.
James looked furious. "Bloody hell, Sirius." They all made their way to The Three Broomsticks to have a few buttebeers.
They sat there for what felt like hours talking about the old days at Hogwarts, Snape had come up occasionally making Lily feel uncomfortable. She had tried to befriend him before he called her a 'Mudblood'. "Excuse me, I'll be right back." Lily said standing from the table.
"You alright honey?" asked a concerned James.
"Ooooooooo you called her honey. Are you guys in love? Ooooo!" shouted Sirius.
"Oh no we're not in love I just married her for no reason," sarcastically replied James.
"Oh, yeah. I knew that here try one of these cockroach clusters," he said handing one each to James and Remus. They all made sour faces while biting a piece of it.
Lily stood bathroom, her face pale. She felt uneasy and her stomach seemed to hurt. After a few moments in the bathroom she quickly returned. James jumped up and asked, "Are you, are you alright?"
She shook her head no, "James, I think I'm pregnant." James seemed to turn into a statue, becoming completely frozen.
"Pregnant?!" screamed Sirius. Everyone in the room seem to focus their attention on the four of them. He was choking on the cockroach cluster. Remus quickly slapped his back causing the lodged candy to go flying onto the back of James's neck.
It was the least of his worries. "Lily how did this happen?" asked Sirius.
"Yeah that's what I would like to know," added James.
"I know. Wait what no. Ahh Sirius confused. Lily how did that baby get in your tummy?" asked Sirius. Remus, Lily, and James looked at him in disbelief and shock.
