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Author's Note- Sorry for not updating for a while, I've been busy. But now I'm going to try and update every other day. I want to finish this story before school starts. Anyways read and review, plus enjoy! Sorry if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes.

Chapter 7

"Do I look fat?" asked a voice from the next room. James looked up from his porridge, thinking it was Lily.

Afraid of what to say he looked at Remus. Whatever he usually said to Lily made her freak out and go ballistic on him. "No Lily, just because you're two months pregnant doesn't mean your fat," he answered pleased with himself. There was no possible way she could be mad at him for assuring her that she wasn't getting big even if in reality she was.

Little did James know that Lily was indeed standing in the doorway as he said that. "Fat?! Now I'm fat? Look at you James, you don't exactly have a gorgeous body like you used to when you played Quidditch!" screamed Lily from behind him.

"You thought I had a gorgeous body?" asked James with his eyebrow raised at her comment.

"Urgh no? Whatever James everyone thought you did, but not anymore you pig!" She stormed out of the room hitting Sirius on her way out.

"Sirius! It was you, you're the reason Lily gets all 'hippies without their drugs on me!" James exclaimed getting ready to seriously injure him.

"Dude, sorry but look at me I'm almost as big as um her! Look at my wrists, look at them! They're huge, like yours! Do you think it's easy to maintain this sexiness all the time? Do you huh?" shouted Sirius. James and Remus looked his way with astonishment in their eyes.

"Is that all you care about, your looks?" asked Remus.

"Well it's all have, since I'm not as bright or geeky as you two. But hey I'm not complaining,"

"Um yes you are," answered James.

"Whatever I'm going to go jog, I'm ashamed of these wrists," replied Sirius shaking his head disapprovingly over his wrists. They all exchanged looks as Sirius dashed out of the kitchen.

They spent most of the afternoon reading or playing Wizarding Chess awaiting Sirius's return. "It's been four bloody hours, where the hell is he?" asked Remus as he watched James's pieces on the board conquer his own.

"Dunno. Maybe he was really serious about his wrists, but I'm not fat am I?" asked James looking down at himself.

"Oh no don't drag me into this. Geez James you're sounding pregnant," answered Remus.

"Eh whatever, so guess what I was reading in the Daily Prophet this morning?" asked James. Remus motioned for him to continue. "Well in Ireland, I believe-"

"Holy fudgy popsicles of Merlin's beards eating chocolate covered doughnuts in England while talking to my best friend's imaginary elephant who takes tap dancing lessons in a fluffy pink tutu on Saturdays every-" Sirius shouted.

"Shut up, what the hell happened to you?" Remus asked at once ditching the game of Wizarding Chess he was deeply losing to James.

"Yeah you can't have been seriously jogging for four hours,"

"I wasn't I met a girl, a beautiful one," Sirius said trying to catch his breath.

"Yeah so you've met plenty of beautiful girls, you even dug Remus's mum!" James replied.

"Please, please don't bring that up. He even sang that song which made it one billion times worse,"

"Moony's mom has got it going on, she's all-"James sung in a horrible voice as Remus shuddered.

"Hey back to me, anyway we sat in each other's arm snogging a long time I might add. And a after a while she asked me to loosen her-" Sirius started his eyes glittering.

"If you don't mind me ending this pervert fest I thought James and I could talk alone," Lily interrupted with a look of disgust on her face.

"Anything you can say to James you can say to us," Sirius retorted.

"No, no she can't Sirius," James insisted. There were a few things about him and Lily that Sirius didn't have to know. "What is it dear?"

"I thought maybe we could think of names for the baby," Lily suggested with a piece of parchment and a quill in her hand.

"Sure, come sit down," he smiled pushing Remus away. A little resentful he scooted over making room for Lily. "Now since it is going to be a boy we ought to think of a really cool name for him,"

"Him? Why him? Why can't it be a girl?" asked Lily with a tone of disappointment in her voice. "We could name her something pretty like Rose or Violet,"

"What is with you and flowers, woman? Might as well call her Sunflower or Toadfrog,"

"Where the hell did you get Toadfrog from?" asked Remus.

"Dunno, it's what I used to call my mum," Sirius answered.

"Um well yeah so you can a girl that if you want but I'm more concerned about a boy," James said. Lily frowned and jot down a few words on the parchment.

"I know the perfect name, Sirius Jr.!" shouted Sirius nearly falling off his chair.

"Sirius? Hm I don't think so, sorry," Lily quickly answered.

"Good decision, name him Sirius and he'll probably turn out to be a manwhore just like him," Remus stated pointing towards Sirius.

Sirius's face turned red as he retorted, "Fine then name him after James and he'll turn out to be all nerdy. He'll probably have black hair and your green eyes Lily!"

"What about Harry?" Remus bluntly suggested.

"I like it. Harry Potter," Lily started, "has a nice ring to it don't you think?"

"You know I do like it. He'll carry on the Potter name and he'll be some famous wizard someday and he'll thank me for it!" The words James had said to anyone would seem so usual, not out of the ordinary, except to muggles. Like most other wizard fathers he thought that his son would grow up to be a famous wizard, but little did James know that indeed his son would be quite famous and carry on his name for everyone to know.

"Ok it's settled if it's a boy his name will be Harry," announced James.

"What about a girl?" Lily asked a bit annoyed at James's arrogance.

"Oh yeah about that you can name her Lily since she's your kind," James answered as Lily questioningly mouthed 'my kind'.

"Well I still think you should name him Sirius!" shouted Sirius with his arms folded.

"We don't need anymore manwhores!" shouted Remus.

"Well we don't need anymore damn virgin bookworms," Sirius retorted.

Lily raised her eyebrow at them and stepped into the conversation saying, "You know I'm glad not to be your kind."

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