Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.

Author's Note: So I've gotten a few reviews asking about Peter and why Voldemort was even in the story. Well at this point of course Voldemort hadn't heard the prophecy yet, Lily was just paranoid and worried about her baby like every other mother does. Voldemort didn't appear at Peter's because James, Sirius, and Remus were there. He came because Peter was his spy. Also I didn't forget about him. He will come up again in the story. Hope that cleared some of the confusion up? If not feel free to message me and I'll try my best!

ZOOMG on Friday it was Rupert Grint's birthday. Sorry I'm just a tad bit obsessed. If only he was five or six years younger. (:

Chapter Eight

"What do women like as presents anyway?" asked James biting his top lip as he paced up and down the isle.

"I think Lily would like it if you-"

"Sirius if this has anything to do with Lily and James and sexual stuff then please don't continue," Remus interrupted.

"Remus, you need to take a chill pill and possibly get a girl," Sirius muttered. Remus shot a nasty look at him and then turned to James.

"What did you get Lily last year for Christmas, and why are we in a muggle store?" he asked.

"A toothbrush and I don't know. I mean she was raised by muggles so she grew up around this stuff," James responded.

"A toothbrush? You only gave her a toothbrush?" asked Remus shocked.

"And a baby," laughed Sirius.

"That wasn't even funny Sirius, you dipstick. Well what about the years she didn't loathe you, what did you get her?" asked Remus.

"Toothbrushes."

"James who the hell gives only toothbrushes as Christmas presents?!" Remus shouted attracting attention from the surrounding muggles.

"Obviously he does, you should give her what I usually give to girls-"

"Sirius, you need counseling. Sexual Addicts Anonymous would be a good choice for you," Remus retorted.

"I wonder if they have a service where you can order women for the desperate,"

"Shut up both of you, and help me find a present for Lily," James said.

After realizing the feminine products were not Christmas decorations and batteries were not supposed to be shoved up your nose they decided to ask a clerk for help. "I don't wanna ask him. He looks like he has a knife on him or something," Remus whispered unaware he was inches away from the boy who could hear everything he was saying.

"Well I don't want to either. He has black stuff on his nails!" Sirius exclaimed.

"Well maybe he has a disease," suggested James.

"That requires him to paint his nails black?" asked Remus with fright on his face.

"I'll go you wimps. I'm a man!" shouted Sirius. Sirius waltzed up to the sixteen year old whom was wearing black nail polish and a heavy mound of eyeliner around his eyes. He looked angry and was muttering under his breath. He reminded Sirius of Snape. "Um dude I need help," he said poking the clerk.

The clerk quickly turned to him with an angry look on his face, and asked "What do you want?"

"Um uh,"

"What the hell do you want?" he asked a bit more annoyed.

"Um,"

"Yes?" The clerk started clenching his fists in anger.

"Ah! Please don't kill me, I'm beautiful. Take one of the ugly ones!" Sirius shouted as he started to run. Remus and James quickly followed trampling over the mess Sirius left behind.

They soon found themselves in the corner of the perfume isle all heavily panting. "What the hell Sirius? He's a freaking muggle, he's not dangerous," James barely said.

"You get close to him and let's see how long you last. He's a dangerous, a very dangerous muggle," Sirius tried to explain breathing harder and harder.

"Oh come on, he's going through a phase like you did when you were sixteen. Remember you wore bows in your hair for three months," Remus reminded him.

"Please don't bring that up, but still he was scary. C'mon I'm thirsty let's find something to drink," Sirius said.

James looked towards the immense bottles of perfume neatly aligned on the wall, and said "What about those? They look good, and see this one says Fruit Passion so it must good."

"You think so?" Remus asked.

"Why not? Here take one," Sirius said throwing one each their way.

"Why is it a spray bottle?" asked Remus.

"It's probably French, you know them being all proper," Sirius said looking at each of them. "Okay on the count of three. One…two…three." They all seized the bottles and squirted them into their mouths.

"Bloody hell!" shouted James who was curled up on the floor.

"What the-I think I'm going to die!" Remus shouted being a bit overdramatic.

"Hm, tasty so should we get this for Lily?" Sirius asked.

I hope you liked it and yeah review. The next chapter should be up soon. I'm going to try and write lots and lots before school starts.