Aha. I'm a genius! I love theme parks. They're so much fun!!! Anyway, I know this took a while, but I wasn't really in the mood for writing anything this month. I've also been trying to do my summer work for school because my mom is threatening me if I don't. Nooo not like that, weirdos :) Moving on...I thought you'd all enjoy this. I'm looking for the whole Kyo and Yuya don't make out in the first scene. Makes the whole thing a little more realistic. That doesn't stop me from making this story fun!!! You all will get that awaited scene though- Don't worry! Look out- You might see a Mahi/Beni make out in the corner over there

Disclaimer: I do not own Samurai Deeper Kyo.

Dedication: Always to people who knew Elizabeth Butler and the Foundation.

Safe Relationships Class

Chapter Two: Mystery Letter

By Paradigm08

"So I figured you wouldn't think of a place to go and you seem like a thriller kind of guy. So I thought the Amusement Park would be okay?"

"Fine," He said. His grin grew as she walked away, knowing all too well that you don't want to go to an Theme Park with him, Onime no Kyo.

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Two Nights Later

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This feeling was not welcomed. Not only did she expect him to drag her into crazy things, but she knew he would somehow make her night miserable. She was terrified of heights, but it was done and over with. The tickets were handed to the gate man and she was heavily strapped into her seat, no escape route anywhere to be seen. Did she mention that she wanted to kill him this moment?

"Kyooo," Yuya growled warningly. "I told you I didn't want to go on this."

He shrugged and continued to look in front of himself, "Too late now, isn't it?" His inner grin was large.

Here we have one of the most feared rides in the amusement park, also known as Down Time. Yuya thought the name spoke for itself. The ride was basically an extremely tall tower. If one stood at the top of this tower, he or she would have the best view of the world around him. Many swear they can see China from the height of this ride. Yes, that's how ridiculous this ride was. How ridiculously stupid. People are strapped in seats all the way around the tower, forming a circle. Gripping the bars, the buyers would be slowly inched up to the top of the tower. When one would least expect it, the machine would random drop the group of people, having them plunged to the earth at an ungodly speed. To the riders relief and fear, the drop would stop just before the ground to scare them once again as it shot them back up to the heavens. The speed up to the top could be possibly worse, for when they reach, it dropped again, making the occupants lift from their seats momentarily. That lift created that sickening lurch in the stomach that everyone dreaded.

"Are you telling me that you don't want to occompany me on my favorite ride?" Kyo smirked.

"I'll you one last time. I. Am. Afraid. Of. Heigh-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yuya's scream mingled with Kyo's amused laughter as they plunged back down to the earth. They had been sitting at the top of the tower, with ten other riders, waiting for the drop. Yuya moaned the entire wait for when she looked down past her dangling feet, was a mass of blurry people and attraction rides. It did not make her feel better in the least. Kyo, on the other hand, could not wait to hear that crazy woman's scream on the way down. He knew that it was going to be so loud that it would drown out everyone elses.

Yuya's gasp of breathe was much needed when they slammed to a stop at the bottom, only to scream again a second later when the machine launched her and the others up again. Her eyes were screwed tightly shut and her hands were gripping the bars so hard, she was sure they were going to be stuck like that forever.

When Down Time lowered the shaken up riders to the final stop at the bottom, the straps came off and everyone jumped off the ride with shaky legs except for one rider. Kyo.

"You-You a-a-are such a JERK!!!" Yuya let out a deep breathe as she pushed through the crowd with the demon eyed man. "How can you like a ride like that?!"

"Because it tortures wusses like you."

Her face flushed angrily, "Don't you care about anyone, but yourself?!"

"Nah..." Kyo rolled his eyes. He was looking around the theme park when his eyes settled upon Flash Back, one of the best rollercoasters in the park. He looked at Yuya, "Do you at least like roller coasters, or are you a wuss once again?"

Yuya glared and puffed her chest out, "Of course I like rollercoasters!" I hate rollercosters.

"Well then. You're riding that."

Yuya followed the direction his finger was pointing and held back a gasp. Flash Back was huge. She watched as the riders currently on it, whipped around on the rails. The ride would pull the riders up a tall ramp, upon reaching the top, it would let go. The thriller part would reach it's climax when the carts flew on the rails, spinning through twists, go upside down, and take turns. When finishing the that, the machine would once again pull them up a different ramp, only to be dropped again, being dragged through the whole thing again...Backwards.

Yuya cringed at the shrilly screams, "Well...Maybe not that one."

"Too bad. Get the hell over here," Kyo was already standing on line, both their tickets in his hand.

A measly six tickets each! What a rip-off!!!

Yuya resisted dragging Kyo from his spot. She sighed, "Fine, only if you go on anything I want to ride!"

"Fine," He mocked. "As long as it's not the flying caterpillars in the kiddie section of the park."

"No. Of course not. What kind of person do you take me for?!" She ignored his grin.

"Quite a few things actually-"

"Don't want to hear it!!! I want to go into the fun house." Yuya crossed her arms defiantly.

Kyo stared at her, a light glare on his features, "No."

"Then I'm not going with you."

"Don't make me drag you, woman."

"Then find someone else to take on a date for class. It's your one-hundred that your flushing down the drain."

He growled, "Woman..."

"Fun house or no rollercoaster."

"You sound like a child."

"Too bad."

"Fine."

"If your not going to--"

"I said fine. If you don't want to take this moment, then I take it back."

"Wait...What?"

"Are you deaf?"

Yuya smiled, "No, but I'm finally glad you see it my way." She ignored the 'tch-ing' noise he made, and joined him on the line for Flash Back.

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A little while later...

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"Okay...So maybe it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be."

"I told you, dogface. Why don't you listen to me? I'm right all the time, you know..."

Yuya snorted indignantly, "Yeah right. Pigs would fly the day I would believe that!"

To her horror and that exact moment, a flying pig swooped over her head, with a laughing child on top of it.

"E-EH?!" Her eyes widened, but returned to normal when she realized they were sitting right next to the Pig Pen ride. The ride would twirl children around in the air over the heads of the people sitting on the benches below.

Kyo's laugh entered Yuya's ears, "Hah! What did I tell you, woman? I'm always right! I'm also right about how stupid that fun house was."

Rolling her eyes, she pushed her mind away from the memory of the floor blowing air up, causing her skirt to fly up. She also needed to block out the humiliating laugh Kyo gave when he saw.

She reached into her purse and pulled out an envelope. Placing it between them she looked up to Kyo, "I recieved it from Yurami-sensei yesterday in class while you were skipping. She told me this was to be done. I haven't opened it yet."

Kyo was silent as his eyes traced over the "Kyo and Yuya" written in accurate cursive on the front. He raised a brow, "Open it."

Yuya nodded her head picking the white letter up again. Tearing it open, she read aloud:

Dear students,

I hope you're all enjoying yourselves so far on your dates. I don't mean to intrude with this letter, but I'd rather do this than in person. I don't know how you'd all take this once you finish reading this...Anyway, I would like to propose to you all a new idea. I'm sure a bunch of you can't attend to this clever activity, but I know quite a few of you can.

Due to Tanaka Suki's death, the prom was posponed as you all know. I know for a fact that quite a few of you are dateless and I do not count going with a group of friends, girls. Moving on, I would like all the students participating in my class to take their current date to the prom. Seniors, I can hear you groaning from here. You all had your chance to take whoever you wanted in your junior year. And you, juniors, can choose whoever next year. No complaining! (Enter smiley face here) If any of you have dates already, you do not need to take part in this. However, if any one of you lie and/or get a date within the next week, I WILL know so don't try it.

Have a good weekend,

Yurami-sensei

Yuya's voice trailed off after reading the teachers name. She didn't have a date and she certainly didn't want to go with this jerk!!! Slowly, she brought her eyes up to meet Kyo's.

He spoke first, "Well. I guess I'm off the hook then."

"What are you talking about?" Yuya's blush obvious.

"I already have a date." He leaned on one elbow.

"YOU DO NOT!" Yuya covered her mouth fast after her outburst and spoke again, "You're lying."

"And you would know that...How?" Kyo raised a single eyebrow.

"Well...Well you are one of the most popular guys in school and word travels fast. If Mibu Kyo does not have a date, everyone knows and by that I mean girls."

"So I suppose you're one of my fans that wants to go with me? Yeah right..."

"N-NO! Certainly not! Who would want to go with a pig such as yourself?"

"Well I definitly don't know anyone who would want to go with a dog."

Yuya's eyes widened, but they quickly narrowed in disgust, "Well it's too late for you then, huh? You have to take me anyway. Yurami-sensei is a woman, which means she knows you don't have a date. She'll find out and force you..."

"Wow, dogface. You sound desperate."

"W-What?! I do not!!!"

"Sure. But as usual, I wasn't lying. My date can't make it..."

"Who? And why not?"

"Because she died." His gaze was away from hers.

Yuya's eyes widened for the millionth time in horror, "You were going with Tanaka Suki?!"

Kyo stood from the table, walking towards the door. He threw a few words over his shoulder, "If you want a ride home, hurry up."

Yuya scrambled from her seat and rushed after him. She had millions of questions forming in her mind.

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Later that night...

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"But Mahiro-chaaaaaaan! I don't want to go with him!!! He's a cow! He laughed at me!!!" Yuya whined.

Mahiro was sitting cross legged on the bed and looked up from her magazine, "Oh please. I saw the look in your eyes when you told me he bought you some cotton candy."

"What look?!" Yuya blushed furiously.

"That look, Yuya-chan. Besides, at least you don't have to go to prom with Benitora."

"Spare me, Mahiro-chan. Everyone saw you making out with him in the hallway this morning at school..."

A delicate blush spreaded over Mahiro's cheeks, "You saw that?" She squeaked.

"Like I said; EVERYONE." Sighing Yuya continued, "But I guess I have no choice. I do kinda feel bad, ne?"

"About how Suki-chan was his date? Yeah I didn't expect that, but now that I think back on it...I'm surprised I didn't see it before. She was definitly one of the prettiest girls in the school."

"Yeah..." Yuya rolled over in her sleeping bag and closed her eyes. "Good night, Mahiro."

"Night, Yuya-chan."

Prom with Mibu Kyo.

It was going to be a night to remember.

Hehe. So that was fun. I hope you all enjoyed. Review if you please!

Paradigm08

PS. I have a very gigglish ending for this story. Two more chapters- I can't wait until the last scene of the last chapter. (insert crazy laugh here) 8D