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Author's Note: 40 reviews! That might not seem a lot, but I don't know but to me it does. So thanks a lot for all your reviews! Anyways enjoy and review. Oh yeah I don't know if this was important but by now it's January, obviously this story will end in July.

Chapter Ten

"I'm bored," groaned Sirius running his fingers through his hair.

"Then find something to do," suggested Remus who was yet again engrossed in a book.

"But there are no women around!" he shrieked back in defense.

Almost immediately Remus slammed the book shut and retorted, "Honestly Sirius what is with you and women? Is that you think about?"

"Well more than just women themselves. There's that whole factor of them being all-"

"No, don't continue please. Don't you have any other interests or hobbies?" Remus asked.

"Anything that doesn't involve women?" questioned Sirius wanting clarification.

"Yes are you interested in anything other than women, or sleeping with them or even staring at them?" Remus asked.

"What about thinking about them?"

"Sirius! Nothing to do with women, alright?" Remus reminded him.

"Fine okay, Remus. Let me think," Sirius responded lightly tapping his finger on his chin while he pondered the thought. "Well, wait no."

"Honestly, nothing?" Remus asked dumbfounded although he knew there was nothing to be shocked about. Sirius was always known for the girls he went out with and his looks, nothing much more.

"Nope nothing, other than hanging out with you guys, but then again we always talk about women."

"You quite hopeless, Sirius. You are in desperate need of something to do other than women," Remus suggested.

"You know, why is it me that has the problem?" asked Sirius in resentment.

"Huh?"

"You heard me! No I've had enough of this!"

"Had enough of what? Sirius what are you doing?" asked Remus becoming worried.

Sirius was now walking around the chair Remus was sitting in as though he seemed to be taking notes of Sirius. "Oh nothing," he grinned and continued on his little observation.

By the second Remus was becoming more afraid and practically jumped from his position on the chair. Panting he gasped, "What?" Remus glanced behind him to see if something was ready to pounce and kill him.

Sirius simply laughed and answered, "You know I have an idea."

"The last time you had an idea I ended up in bed your cousin, Nymphadora. I will not let it happen again, she's so young and I'm so old and-"

"Shut up and listen to what I think we should do," Sirius calmly replied.

"We're not doing anything together! I'm not gay!"

"Don't even say that Remus! I could never give up women and their-"

"Sirius," Remus started becoming impatient.

"We should, James and I, take you out tonight and get you a girl!" Sirius shrieked like a little school girl.

"What?" Remus stuttered.

"Yeah you heard me, I'm sick of these manwhore jokes. We're going to get you a girl tonight and you're going to be so thankful for it, trust me." As the last word trailed off Sirius's tongue Remus had turn into a statue, not moving a muscle. "Oh trust me, Moony." Sirius thudded his back and skipped off into the next room leaving Remus still in his state of shock. How could he oppose to it? Secretly he'd love to have a relationship like Lily and James's, but he knew he couldn't. If only full moons would wait another hundred years to reappear rather than once every month.

"Are you serious?" asked James who was slowly eating the porridge Lily had made him.

"Oh please let's not start this conversation again," pleaded Sirius.

"No, I mean are you sincere about this little plan?" he asked again hoping Sirius would understand.

"Oh yeah of course, I'm sick of Remus being all depressed. He needs a girl to cheer him up!"

"I don't know if he'll go for it though, Sirius. He's a bit insecure about women," James reminded him.

"Well he won't be tonight. We'll get Lily to tell us what girls like and then he'll be like me!" Sirius proudly stated. "Oh wait okay maybe not just like me. That would just be scary," Sirius confirmed.

"Whatever you say, Padfoot."

"So where is Lily at?" asked a curious Sirius.

"Dunno, upstairs I suppose."

"You don't know?! What's wrong with you?"

"What's wrong with you? Geez, I think she's taking a nap," James responded taking another spoonful of porridge.

"Oh well we need to wake her and get her input on Remus,"

"No way, I've learned my lesson on waking up pregnant women," James clearly stated holding out his arms showing off the bruises that were scattered across them.

"What did she do to you?"

"Oh she threw some stuff, although I'm not sure why she didn't just hex me," James answered still wondering why Lily just didn't whip out her wand and hex him into oblivion.

"A little anger management wouldn't hurt," Sirius laughed.

"But I like her when she's angry, she's so-"

"Not you too, James!" screeched Remus from the doorway.

"Huh?"

"You're turning out to be just as perverted as Sirius," he sighed taking a seat beside James.

"Hey I'm married, I can think of her anyways I want, I hope. Anyways I hear we'll be taking you out tonight," chuckled James.

"No I'm not doing it," Remus said firmly hoping it would somehow persuade them to drop the issue.

"Oh yes you are," Sirius assured him.

"Bloody hell! I'm too dangerous for any woman!" Remus cried.

"Please stop saying that," James replied irritated at how Remus always used that as an excuse.

"But I am!" he protested.

"Hey I'm dangerous to women too, but you don't see me hiding from them," Sirius tried to reassure him.

"How in the hell are you dangerous to them?" asked Remus quite confused. After a few moments of laying out the ideas of how and why he finally spoke again, "Oh Merlin, did you rape a girl? I knew this was going to happen! I should of seen the signs, oh my-"

"Remus! No I didn't rape any girls. I'm just so dangerously sexy," Sirius said confident sticking his chest out.

"Oh, Merlin."

"Now listen here, Remus. When Lily wakes up she can help us get you ready and then we'll take you to the Three Broomsticks. There ought to be plenty of attractive witches there," James replied with a smile.

"Fine, I don't what I'm getting myself into, but fine. But if I end in bed with anyone that is nearly thirteen years younger than me there will be hell to pay," Remus grimly replied.

I'm sorry to leave it on a cliffhanger, but I couldn't fit it all in one chapter. There might not be a lot of humor in this one, but the next one will have lots. This is just a filler chapter, so yeah sorry. Tonks and Remus didn't do anything so don't worry (: . Review!