Authors Note: Tonight Is Homecoming, my junior year, huzzah. Anyways. Sorry for the delay guys, I've been going through a lot of crap and I've been quite busy. But thank the higher power you don't have to wait any longer huh?
I don't know really what to say besides what I put on Chapter Seven,
But what the heck, who cares, here's Chapter Eleven!
Chapter 11: F.U.N and A Swiss Cake Roll
Starscream entered into the hidden Decepticon base and was met by a smiling Megatron.
"What have you there in your cockpit, Starscream?" the Decepticon leader asked pointing at the multiple things within.
"Food, for the human, lord Megatron" Starscream said in a whisper.
"I did not authorize this, you could have given away our location" Megatron growled.
"Do not worry Megatron, I took care of the Autobots..." he was cut off by a punch in the face.
"You could have doomed us all you inconsiderate worm!" Megatron insulted.
Starscream only laid their, taking his punishment, which was a few kicks to the midsection and a few punches to the face.
"Now get out of my sight" Megatron growled and pointed off somewhere and turned, walking back to his thrown room.
Starscream growled and pushed himself up. He wobbled down a few hallways and reached his quarters. He staggered in the room and found me sleeping on his recharge bed. He could feel a smile creeping on his face, but suppressed it. He walked over to his bed and sat on the edge, taking a finger and gently nudged my sleeping form. I stirred and opened my eyes slowly, I looked up and saw a battered and bruised Starscream, my eyes widened.
"Starscream, your hurt!" I exclaimed and quickly got to my feet, which brought me nothing but a few sharp pains in my side, but I ignored them and walked over to Starscream.
"Hey, be careful, you won't heal if you keep moving like that" he told me.
"I don't care, look at you, what happened?" I asked him, concerned for his well being.
"I went against Megatrons orders to bring you these" he said and opened his cockpit and grabbed a few things and laid them on the bed.
I looked at the food, then up at him with tears in my eyes "You didn't have to do that, especially not if your going to get beat up for it" I said and hugged as much of his leg as I could.
Starscream froze and looked down at me.
"Why would you care, about me?" he asked "I'm one of the bad guys"
I looked up at him and then nuzzled his leg "So? Bad guys can be good, I know that even though your a bad guy, you have something good, deep inside of you, otherwise I don't think you would have gone through all that trouble just to get me food" I said pointing to the pile of products.
Starscream only looked down at me. He picked me up into his hand and brought me up to his face. I looked up into his glass red eyes and could not contain myself, so I hugged his nose. Starscream froze for a moment and his face softened and looked down at me.
"I don't know what it is about you, Jody. But I feel as if, what I went through was worth it" he said and nuzzled his nose against me slightly.
I smiled and hugged his nose tighter. He plucked me from his nose and set me down softly onto the bed.
"Eat" he said simply.
I walked over to, what looked like a mountain, of food and looked at it. My eyes went wide with joy and I tackled the mountain of food.
"Ramen!" I screamed happily and squirmed, half of my body stuck in the pile of food as I tackled the box of ramen.
Starscream laughed at me and grabbed me by my shoe and helped me out of my trap. I smiled at him as I stood up, holding the box of ramen and skipped around happily.
Starscream laughed again "You are one weird, human, Jody" he said.
I stopped skipping and smiled up at him "I know" I then raised the box of ramen in the air "let the feast of ramen begin!" I yelled happily.
Starscream shook his head at me, I knew he thought I was one hell of a goof ball, I got that from Josh.
'Josh...' I thought.
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"So what are we going to do now?" Josh asked, his nose itching, so he scratched it.
"Jody's alive!" Jaden exclaimed as she watched Josh scratch his nose.
"How do you know?" Ironhide asked.
"His nose itched, and no one other than Jody and I think about Josh, and I was not thinking about him, so Jody must be out there thinking about us" Jaden said.
"How does itching your nose tell you if someone's alive?" Jetfire asked.
"Well there's a myth that if your noses itches, someone's thinking about you, and it actually has been proven true" Jaden explained.
"That kind of makes sense" Hot Shot said, scratching his cheek.
"And scratching your cheek means someone's thinking about you in a intimate way" Jaden said, smiling wickedly.
Hot Shots optics went wide and backed away from the others.
"I was just kidding, Hot Shot" Jaden laughed.
"Oh" Hot Shot answered embarrassed, rubbing the back of his head.
The doors to the Medical bay opened and out walked Ratchet, brushing off his hands. Everyone stood and awaited the news.
"He'll be fine, no doubt about it" Ratchet said with a smile "It was just a mild burn, nothing Red Alert and I can't fix"
Everyone gave a sigh of relief. Optimus walked out of the Medical bay with ease, his face repaired from being melted.
"How you doing, Big Bot?" asked Hot Shot.
"I would be better if I knew where Jody was, but I'm fine besides that" Optimus sighed.
"Well that's the important thing right now" Jetfire said.
"Did you find anything on the where abouts of the Decepticon base, or any trace of Jody?" Optimus asked Ironhide.
"Well, no, though we did find an unknown signature in the west that we could not detect even if we were near it, only Teletran 1 could read it" Ironhide told the Autobot leader.
"And where did Teletran 1 detect it?" Optimus asked looking up at the giant computer screen.
Ironhide typed something in and a map showed up on screen, he pointed out a area that had a blue reading, like a rash on the green map. Optimus narrowed his optics.
"That was not far from the store we were at" Optimus said, finally satisfied that they had gotten somewhere in their search for Jody.
"What are your orders, Commander?" Jetfire asked.
"Let's get down there and check it out" Optimus said as he walked to the launch area "Autobots, transform and roll out!" he said transforming.
The others followed suit, transforming into their vehicle mode. Jaden and Josh got in Jazz and Hot Shot after they transformed and shut the doors. The Autobot troop headed out and pulled onto the road, driving down to the west side of the city. Optimus knew that they may just find Jody this time.
-x-X-x-
I had used the bottled water Starscream had gotten from the store to put in my ramen and Starscream supplied the heat by sticking the tip of his glowing red sword in it. The ramen was soon cooked and I ate it. It actually was not all that bad.
"Thank you, Starscream" I smiled happily as I took another bite.
Starscream blushed slightly and looked away "Your welcome" he muttered.
I only smiled at the response and kept eating my ramen. I then thought of manners.
"Would you like some?" I asked him.
He only looked at me oddly "I don't have a digestive system" he said simply.
"Oh yeah" I said mentally smacking myself "Sorry, I keep forgetting your a giant robot" I apologized.
"Transformer" he corrected me "and how can you forget something like that, I'm 20 times your size" he said.
I shrugged sipping down the broth leftover from the ramen "I guess you just act human" I said smiling.
"Or it could be the fact that your CPU is malfunctioning" he suggested dryly.
"Brain" I corrected him with a smile "and what your trying to say is that I'm crazy, and like I told you before, I know, and I don't mind being crazy because it's fun" I said happily, grabbing a box swiss cake rolls.
"Fun?" he asked.
"Yes" I chirped happily as I took a bite of the sweet chocolate and cream cake.
"What is fun?" he asked me.
My jaw dropped, and so did the cake roll from my hand "You don't know what fun is?" I asked.
"No, am I suppose to?" he asked.
"Well, yes, even bad guys should have fun" I began to think and smiled "I'm glad I watched Spongebob when I was bored" I stood up and smiled at Starscream.
The red, black, and white Fighter Jet looked at me oddly.
"What is fun? Let me spell it out for you" I began and burst into song "F: is for friends, who do stuff together, U: is for you and me" I smiled pointing to Starscream then myself "N: is for anywhere and anytime at all. Down here in the deep blue sea" I sang out loud.
Starscream stared at me with the most intensely confused look that I have ever seen. He fell backwards and fell off the side of the bed. I ran to the edge of the metal bed and looked down at Starscream, finding his eyes black. I screamed and jumped down, landing on his chest and began to walk up to his face. I crawled onto his cheek and watched with fear in my eyes at his dark eyes. I fell to my knees and held up my arms.
"Why!" I cried "Why did you betray me Spongebob? You made me short circuit my friend out of complete confusion. Curse you!" I shook a fist in the air.
I heard a suppressed laugh, which sounded more like a scoff. I looked up and saw Starscream's lips curved up in a smile. The Transformer then burst into laughter, his glass eyes glowing red again. He held a hand over his midsection and kept laughing. I kicked his cheek.
"You're so mean, I was worried sick!" I yelled and hopped off his face heading back towards the bed, trampling over his chest.
Starscream grabbed me gingerly and sat up. He smirked at me.
"What?" I asked.
"Just you and your insanity" he said "So I'm your friend now, am I?" he asked, widening his smirk into a smile.
I looked up at him and blushed, quickly darting my head away so he could not look at my reddening cheeks "Maybe" I replied.
Starscream's smile faded slightly "I've never had a friend before" he said, a tinge of sadness in his voice.
I looked up and him with sympathy and hugged one of his fingers "Then I'll be your first" I said trying to cheer him up.
Starscream smiled and brought me up to his face, I quickly hugged his nose. He smiled and poked me, I squeaked in surprise and tried to gnaw on his nose, but the metal was to harder.
"Ow" he said.
"Aw, I'm sorry" I said and kissed the place where I bit him "There, I kissed it and made it all better" I said smiling.
Starscream froze and began to blush "What is a kiss?" he asked, curious as to what I had done to make his cheeks warm like that.
"Well it's like" I started, then began thinking "Damn, why didn't Spongebob make a song about kissing?" I asked myself "It's where someones lips" I said pointing at my lips "meet with something or someone" I tried to explain.
"Oh" Starscream started and looked down at me "I like it" he said almost bluntly, his cheeks warming slightly.
I blushed bright red at that and looked away slightly. Starscream brought me closer to his face, I blushed more and by the time I was near his metal lips I was blushing madly. I looked up at him, his eyes were dark again, but I saw his metal lips puckering up. I had to suppress a laugh and smiled. I walked up to his lips and kissed him, which was only a small spot on his lips, instead of a full on kiss.
I do not know how long I stood, kissing the metal lips of a giant robot for. But oddly it felt good and I did not care.