{Two chapters in one day?! This must be magic! Well... IT ISN'T! I got an Icee eureka! That means I am drinking an Icee (blue raspberry) and inspiration struck. I hope you like this one :)}

"Major... Armstrong?"

Ed and Sam struggled to run from the muscular man's grasp, but failed miserably.

"M-Major... can't... breath..." Sam said as her face started to turn blue. He noticed this and finally let go. "I'm terribly sorry. I was just using the bear hug that is passed down the Armstrong family for generations!"

Mustang sighed as Sam balanced herself, breathing heavily. "Anyway... Major, what are you doing here?" Ed asked, also breathing heavily.

"Oh. The Fuhrer asked me to come along for extra protection since Sam can't fight." Sam rolled her eyes. "I am to act as your Uncle Alex." The thought of that made the four shudder.

"Wait... we all have different last names. Hawkeye, Mustang, Elric and Armstrong. So, what will our last name be?" They all looked at each other. We decided to do rock-paper-scissors. And the winner was... Armstrong. He did rock, Edward and Mustang scissors and Riza did nothing (she thought it was stupid). They were now the Armstrong family... yuck...

Host Club POV:

Haruhi was setting things down, getting ready for the girls to enter. Today's theme was anime. Tamaki was Naruto from Naruto Shippuden, the twins were symmetrical Death The Kids from Soul Eater, Huney was Italy and Mori was Germany, both from Hetalia, Kyoya was Tomoe from Kamisama Kiss, and Haruhi... she wasn't happy with what she got. She was given a girl's anime uniform and a bow and arrow. She was supposed to be Kagome from Inuyasha. After a cold and hard rejection of the costume, she became Ciel Phantomhive from Kuroshitsuji.

Her eye patch made it hard for her to see, but she got used to it. While Haruhi was setting up, Kyoya was scribbling in his black notebook.

"MOMMY!" Tamaki screamed, running into the room. "The devilish twins ruined my ninja headband!" He held out the hidden leaf headband that had the words "ninja sempai" on it. His eyes grew large as he pouted in his emo corner.

"Sempai, it's not that bad." He looked at Haruhi, who was wearing the 19th century anime boy's usual blue suit. Tamaki then tackled her, yelling, "MY LITTLE DAUGHTER IS SOOOOOOO CUTE!"

Kyoya pushed up his glasses. "Tamaki, you might want to hear this." Tamaki stepped away from Haruhi, a smile the size of China never leaving his face. "Yes. What is it?"

"It seems we will be getting some new classmates in a couple day. A boy and a girl. Shall I tell the details?" Tamaki wondered what the would be like. "Let's discuss this with the whole club!"

A group of anime-themed hosts surrounded them. "Alright, proceed."

Kyoya went to start talking when the floor started shaking. Behind them on a stage, stood a Sailor Scout Renge. Her scary laugh echoed through out the room.

"As the host clubs manager, I hope you didn't forget about me, my dear Kyoya." At that moment, Kyoya shuddered. He quickly recovered.

"Their name's are Edward and Samantha Armstrong. They come from a country very far east called Amestris. They are scholarship students like Haruhi. Due to his sister's disability, their family, consisting of their mother Riza, father Roy and uncle Alex, moved to Japan, hoping to get her better medical help."

The hosts, and Renge, looked at Kyoya, confused. "Disability?" Haruhi finally spat out.

"Yes. It seems that when Samantha was young, she was playing in the road with her brother when a drunkard hit her. They rushed her to the hospital after her brother rushed in to tell their parents. After the accident, she suffered from a concussion and her right leg was paralyzed from half up her thigh down. Her parents decided they would efficient to remove the paralyzed leg. She now walks with crutches."

The host club looked very depressed from the short and sad story. Tamaki and the twins had tears running down their eyes, the twins sobbing overdramatically.""So sad.""

Tamaki looked geneually depressed. His voice was soft and gentle. "Kyoya. Do you have a picture of her that I can see?"

Kyoya looked surprised for a moment then gave him a picture. It looked like a hidden camera shot at a train station. A girl with brown hair and a red hoodie stood there with crutches. She was being hugged by a large bald man with a moustache along with a boy with long blonde hair, presumably her brother, Edward. A man with black hair and a woman with blonde hair and brown eyes watched from the side lines.

Tamaki moved from depression to determination. "Men. We are going to make this girl happy! She's been through a lot and our job at the host club is to make every girl happy!"

"Sempai, not to be rude, but what makes you think she wants to be happy? Maybe she just needs some space." The twins snapped out of their ridiculous fake depression. "Yeah, boss. What if-" "-she doesn't need help?"

"I'm with Tama-chan. Maybe she needs someone to give some cake or let her hug Usa-chan!" Huney lifted up the pink rabbit that was holding a white flag. {AN: Dat reference dough,} "Kyoya?"

"I don't really care what you do. As long as it doesn't cost too much, I'm fine with it." His glasses glared a beam of light. "Mori?" Mori simply nodded.

"Then, it's 4 against 3. We are going to help the dear physically challenge Samantha Armstrong!" He then realized that Haruhi was on the mischievous twins side. "Haruhi! Why didn't you side with Daddy?!"

Haruhi turned her back towards him. "I just think prying into a poor crippled girl's life is rude and mean."

Kyoya grinned, pushing up his glasses. "Well, this will be very interesting..."

{I hope this fueled your need for 'Daddy'. I know they may seem OOC, but hey, I'm trying. Please follow, favorite, and review!}