Previous battle result according to the reviews: TIE (2 to 2)
RAP BATTLES OF FANFICTION!
Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Kung Fu Panda!
Knuckles the Echidna vs. Tigress!
BEGIN!
Knuckles
I'm Knuckles the Echidna
And I ain't gonna kid ya
When I say I'll kick your ass all the way from here to Kenya.
Your moves are cheap and I could buy 'em for a dime,
But my fighting's so sick it should be a crime!
A guardian in the first. Kick-ass in the third.
Why's your face so contorted? Are ya gonna lay a turd?
This fight's the worst amount of time I ever spent!
Face off against a tiger that's got anger management.
You're stone cold to all, well, except for a panda.
You think that sack of shit's the only one who understands ya.
A short little master taught you all that you know,
But I'm self-taught, Tigress. You can't beat me, hoe!
Oops! I'm sorry! Don't go all Tyrannosaurus Rex!
I forgot you're the only one who'll never have sex!
You've heard about half of what I've brought,
But I'll be a good guy and we'll see what you got.
Tigress
An anteater, huh? You belong in a zoo.
You rap and fight well, but I'll still bury you.
You're confused with women and don't know what to do.
Which girlfriend is yours? Rouge or Julie-Su?
If Sonic hadn't come you'd still be guarding a gem.
Your life was made better all because of them.
I'll beat you so hard you'll be down on the ground.
You better get ready for a tiger-sized pound.
After that I'll call in the Furious Five
And when they're done, you'd wish you were never alive.
As for Po, I find him likeable, per say.
Found some Rule 34 that said you were gay.
Did I hit a sore spot? Falling from your mouth I see foam.
While you do that, I'll go save my home.
I am the deadliest, most vicious tiger around
And I'll take you out without making a sound.
So while you go give your friends a worthless pep rally,
I'll stay behind and protect my valley.
Knuckles
Is that all you got? You didn't hurt me!
You fight okay, but you rap really dirty!
I mean Rule 34? They have internet in old China?
Stupid! Illogical! Didn't anyone tell ya?
As for Rouge and Julie-Su, well I'll tell you somethin', Miss.
That proves I have girls wanting to get some of this.
At least I have friends and I'm not a so-called "loner."
Stop trying to look cute! You give no guy a boner!
Your adoring fans are the dumbest people on earth!
They think that the panda'll get with you and you'll give birth!
Interspecies is a no-no, so screw on your lid!
Even if it did happen, Po's so big, he'd have the kid!
You're really angry and you've got a lot of sass,
So why don't you loosen up and take that pole outa your ass!
Tigress
I won't interfere with what you think or believe,
But I WILL win this fight. I've got some things up my sleeve.
Interspecies is a no-no, huh? What about you and the bat?
You low life, stupid, hypocritical rat.
The Dragon Warrior's a better fighter than you'll ever be.
Just wait until he sits on you and then you will see.
My fans all know I kick some serious butt,
And I'm about to beat you in front of the readers. Uncut.
I don't try to act cute. That shit is for naught,
But I can't help it if people think that I'm hot.
You beat Mephiles but it won't go well,
When I bang-a-rang you straight down to Hell.
I've thrown this assault of strength at you.
Watch my two-fingered pushups. Kung F-U.
WHO WON?
DECIDE IN THE REVIEWS!
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