Correction: Shadow vs. Tai Lung will be the battle following this one. Instead, here's a rematch. Enjoy!
Previous battle winner: Tigress (4 to 1)
RAP BATTLES OF FANFICTION: REMATCH!
Sonic the Hedgehog OC vs. Kung Fu Panda OC
Blizzard the Cat vs. Kiro Takimuro!
BEGIN!
Blizzard
Rematch, BITCH! Ready for round two?
When it's all said and done there won't be much left of you!
Again I'll take on this so called "Hero of China;"
No shoes and no shirt, but I'm still gonna serve ya!
A white tiger who's just misunderstood.
Fight me and get a swift kick to your man hood!
Your wife is an ugly old mountain lion hag!
While you were out saving China I showed her my icicle bag!
I'm the better cat and every person knows it!
I'll knock you out with just one measly hit.
You're tightly knit and are throwing a fit
While I tear you down, bit by bit!
Your heroics deeds are pieces of shit!
I'm beating you now, so ya might as well quit!
I'll jokingly and verbally bury you slowly.
Your actions are that of something unholy!
You're not heroic! You're selfish and endanger everyone's life!
Why don't you leave your boyfriend Po and go home to your wife?
Kiro
I'm don't date guys because I only like your mother.
Why don't you and Mute go back to making out with each other?
I thought I finished you off a little while back,
But I guess you didn't learn, so here I come to attack!
I'll whip out my staffs and summon my best rocket cart,
And slam sour raps out of you, which are worse than a fart.
Heh. Mine, though, are a work of art.
I'm wondering, though, did this battle ever start?
I spit raps that are cooler than your armpit stains,
Yet you think you can beat me. Have you gone insane?
You'll die alone with no friends and no one to love,
And you're naïve if you think you're going to that place above.
I'm a heroic, unofficial, professional rap wizard
Who'll whip your ass with my staffs. Watch out, Blizzard!
Your home will fall to chaos, but I don't think you can stop that!
Go back to being Dr. Seuss's Cat in the Hat, ya brat.
Blizzard
I'm giving you a warning, Kiro. I suggest you head it.
My friend, Mute, only comes around…
Mute
…When I'm needed.
You dare insult me? I'll put a bullet in your head.
Before you even hit the ground, you'd already be dead.
I'm an ex-soldier, expired many years ago.
Cast out in the tundra with the freezing ice and snow!
But you wouldn't know a thing about that. Would you? No!
Step forward, locked and loaded, and I'm ready to go!
I can't call you an enemy. You'd be my weakest foe.
But that doesn't mean I'll let you win, though!
Blizzard, let's beat this guy, lickety split.
I'll take it from here. Wait, where'd you go? Aw, dammit.
Blizzard
As you can see, Kiro, I've got help from everywhere.
I'll put you through Hell; all that wear and tear.
I'll knock you off into the depths of outer space.
I'll even eliminate the whole white tiger race.
This'll be the last time that we'll ever face.
I bring honor to my faction; you only bring disgrace.
Kiro
Your raps are so poor you had to call in help?
HA! Two can play at that game. I'll just yelp
For my good dead friend, who also happens to be my bro.
Hey, brother! Come here! Yeah! Sato!
Sato
I'm back from back from the grave
Just to make you my slave!
I'll cuff and shackle ya
No matter how much you rave.
A threat to Japan? You're a threat to none!
Now step aside, fools, and I'll show ya how it's done.
What made you think you could beat us? I have no idea!
Your raps are less complex than a chair from IKEA!
Combined, we're more of a threat than a stupid T-Rex.
Your voices are more annoying than a song from Skrillex!
Just back on up before I use my power swords.
I'll hide your bodies underneath my wooden floor boards!
Oh, and one more thing before I go.
It's about that arctic fox. You know, bro?
I got a secret about your girl whose name was Freeze.
She showed me a nice time. Man, what a tease!
Kiro
Don't try to call in backup when you're getting beat.
That kind of stuff just makes ya look really weak.
As for disgrace? I bring fans! Followers galore!
I'm so funny I leave people begging for more!
If we had an election of who's funnier, I'd have more votes!
Even though I'm a dead hero, you should still take notes.
WHO WON?
DECIDE IN THE REVIEWS!
A new battle approaches! Prepare! Next: Shadow the Hedgehog vs. Tai Lung