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RAP BATTLES OF FANFICTION!
Sonic the Hedgehog vs Kung Fu Panda
Shadow the Hedgehog vs. Tai Lung
BEGIN!
Tai Lung
You made the wrong mistake entering this leopard's lair,
And now I'll rip you apart, starting with your emo hair.
Also people ship you and Sonic and they write on FanFiction
That you two are a gay couple and you ride on his diction!
Your quills aren't the only thing that makes you a prick!
Your phony badass attitude makes me wanna be sick!
Low voice and mostly black; a heroic dark male.
It's like you're the animal version of Batman played Christian Bale!
The "Ultimate Life Form?" Ha! You were beat in a snap.
History'll repeat itself and you will eat my rap!
Get on your haunches and kiss my ass!
While I teach you how a villain obtains class!
Think you can beat me? Lay of the "grass."
You committed villainy but then took a pass
To be a hero! In real life, they almost never win!
I'll destroy you, your friends and even your next of kin.
Shadow
Nice parachute pants there, ya 80's hippie.
You must've traveled forward in time. Man that's "trippy."
If you do Kung-Fu then I got a question:
Why does it look like your belt is from wrestlin'?
You only got one movie that you were in,
But I appear in several games and books. You can't win!
I'll enlighten you with this: now don't you see?
I've got games and comic books featuring me.
And all my stories are packed tightly as can be
In a big dick bibliography.
You got beat by a panda and an old Asian turtle
Never had kids. Might wanna see if you're infertile.
I got shipped with a bat too, forget about that?
Plus you're also shipped with a panda that's fat.
I'm a nightwatcher, a dark hero, plus a rap legend too.
I'll forever be better than the likes of you.
Tai Lung
Oh now I got you mad. Oh what do I do?
That's right, I'll just Kung-Fu stomp on you.
I catch a flow and get goin'
Show no remorse and no knowin'
What I'll be doin' in order to break you.
I can easily predict this battle's outcome.
And of course I'll win against a moody little bum.
I'm a martial arts god! You dare not face me!
Or slap the black off you and make you all pasty.
Shadow
While you do your little twirls and dances,
You'll be caught in my crosshairs, doin' your prances.
Zoom in on my target and suck in a breath
And the pull the trigger. Pow! You meet your death.
I'll brutally tear down China's evil side
Like a damn rap apartheid
I'd say your best options are to run or to hide.
So sayonara, bitch.
Your win is denied.
Who won?
DECIDE IN THE REVIEWS!
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