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SURPRISE RAP BATTLES OF FANFICTION!
Previous Winner: Shadow (2 to 1)
Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Kung Fu Panda
Lord Shen vs. Mephiles the Dark!
BEGIN!
Shen
You've got eyes of a crack addict, yes it's true
And I have had it! Enough with you!
My doomsday machine will take you down
And destroy this pathetic little clown!
This calm, cool villain will drop a rap bomb
And make this little sissy run home to his mom.
Feathers of color and nerves of steel
Will make you squeal and before me kneel!
I'm a nightmare to all! I surprise! I shock!
I put the damn dick in the word peacock!
I have a whole army plus a navy too!
Don't stand in my way! I thought you knew!
How can you talk without a mouth?
That game you were in went horribly south.
And you can clone yourself all over the place?
Well, no one wants to see more of your whack-ass face.
Mephiles
Doomed! Ha! You're gonna die
With no one to love you and no one to cry!
You'll be awake with regret on your breath
As you mourn and suffer and pray for your death.
I will unleash the Flames of Disaster.
You'll be my servant and I'll be your master.
Your raps are as dull and as boring as plaster!
In order to beat me you have to rap faster!
You're a dumbass pigeon who made some mistakes
And killed all the pandas, which sealed your fate!
I can manipulate and travel through time
And I will now be kicking your ass with rhyme!
You wiped out thousands throughout the lands
And now you have innocent blood on your hands!
I commend you for that, but now don't you see?
You'll never be on the same level as me!
I'll unleash Hell on earth and watch you churn
While you helplessly watch your damn empire burn.
Shen
You're raps aren't scary
And you can bite me!
This'll be my final decree!
Your videogame only got bad talk
'Cause there's nothing badass about a villain made of rocks!
That ship with Elise and Sonic was hated a lot
Combined with the voice acting and horrible plot!
You have to keep your plan straight. You have it commit!
You couldn't keep your pawns in place! You hit it and quit it!
My name and raps will haunt you for eternity!
You just got your ass whipped by a badass birdie!
Mephiles
I'm about to skin a peacock and make it into a rug.
A group of eight beat you and your army of thugs!
You're the shittiest villain anyone could ever be!
That on top of being a horrible emcee!
I control the chaos! Bend it to my will!
If only I could force it to give you more skill!
I'm killing it! You're krillin' it! I'm hellish on vegetables!
Who Judo chop others and hide their tiny genitals!
I devoured you and your raps like a Tiger shark.
Remember my name: Mephiles the Dark.
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