Previous battle winner: Mephiles (4 to frickin' 0…wow)
RAP BATTLES OF FANFICTION!
Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Kung Fu Panda!
Miles "Tails" Prower vs. Master Crane!
BEGIN!
Crane
A battle of the wits! A mano a mano!
This artistic genius master against this little piece of guano!
The ancient prodigy of the music and arts
Will beat this little pip squeak who makes tunes with his farts!
And we're honored to train under someone who's as ruthless as Shifu is
But when your team fights a villain it's like the clash of the douches!
I control the wind! I'm the master of the skies!
Dear god you stink, Master of the Flies.
It'll be interesting to hear you rap with a high voice.
I suggest you give up now, but you don't have a choice.
Other than being annoying, what do you give to the team?
You can't even defeat me! I'm more than I seem.
Foxes eat birds, but this'll be the other way around.
Like a tall blade of grass, you'll be swiftly cut down!
My raps against yours have a higher mass!
I just mathematically kicked your ass.
Tails
You call those rhymes? I'll give ya a lesson.
You're not a master, just a cheap little delicatessen.
And I'm an excellent rapper. Are you visually impaired?
I put the MC in E=MC squared!
You just crane your neck back into your little hole!
While I chop down your comrades! Population control!
I invent tools and tricks to help my friends!
You're struggling to rap and to meet some ends.
I'm Alpha dog dominant! You can't beat me!
I'll kill ya intellectually with my Ph.D.!
And yeah, I drop science! And I got the mathematics!
This child prodigy is a rap addict!
But my friends and I will beat you blow for blow
And we'll do upon your dick what villain's should've long ago!
So I suggest you pipe down, Dr. Doolittle!
You do what you do. I'll go learn to play the fiddle.
Crane
Oh HELL no! You won't beat this bird master!
I'll be like your butt buddy Sonic and go a little faster!
You think a bunch of complicated words will make you the winner?
Well I'll use my rhymes and serve you like dinner!
You're a two-tailed furry who's an Einstein wannabe!
When you're actually a sassy piece of shit that's covered in fleas!
I'll rain hell on you; I won't make it a drizzle!
I wouldn't touch you with a six-foot chisel!
Tails
I'll assess this situation from all angles.
I've decided to leave you mangled after you've been strangled!
Sonic's like my brother, you little birdie bitch!
I'll annihilate your team and bury you in a ditch!
Why don't you make a sculpture of you getting chewed up by me?
And calculate how threatening I can truly be!
Your future compared to mine is dark and diminished!
I'll forever be smarter than you! You're finished!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?
You decide!
A new battle approaches! Next up: Master Viper vs. Amy Rose