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SURPRISE RAP BATTLES OF FANFICTION!
Pervious winner: TIE (1 to 1. Really? Only two votes?)
Sonic the Hedgehog OC vs. Kung Fu Panda
Mute the Hedgehog vs. Wolf Boss
BEGIN!
Mute
Lay low and watch the skies.
I've faced worse when I'm swatting flies!
So step right up! You're the next to die.
You may have set the bar, but I set it high.
I'm like a ghost that you can never exorcise
And now that I'm here, you're gonna exercise
Your legs and thighs 'til your out of breath and die,
Cuz I'm a rhyming king that was elected by
The best of the best. Check every life that I
Have ever taken with my gun and one single rhyme.
You better get your friends' girls anesthetized
Because they'll need it after I wreck you guys!
When I'm in a firefight, I keep rocking steady.
RPG by my side, cuz I keep my weapons heavy!
I'm all about that one shot, one kill
And if that doesn't end your life, my Glock sure will.
There'll be blood all over your nasty paws.
Can't wait until I can drop some MAAWS.
Can you beat me, ya pathetic canine?
You can R-I-P with my P99!
Wolf Boss
I can whip out my mallet like its hammer time
And drop this guy, just like another crime.
Or we can draw our swords and watch this imposter cry.
Show no mercy. Time to straight fillet this guy!
I'm the boss of an army. I'm in my own class.
Everybody lines up just to kiss my ass!
The wolf army gets riches out of rags.
Twenty yuan for every seven body bags.
Give your fancy weapons a big ol' pass
Cuz when life gives me lemons, I kick it in the ass.
I'll make sure this hedgehog is gonna get canned
Cuz you don't wanna see the cards in my hand.
Decked out with a metal crossbow and arrow.
I don't need a mag! I can bring my own ammo!
Invincible with my metal head-to-toe camo.
You can never burn me out. I'm like a VOLCANO!
We're done. I'll snuff you out like yoy are a blown candle
After I rip your front door off BY THE FRICKIN' HANDLE!
Mute
Stomp you into the rock that I'm walkin' on.
Top it off with a couple quad rocket shots.
Uppercut to the jaw oughtta shut ya up.
Hey. I'm your worst nightmare. 'Sup?
Heads up! Better hit the floor
Cuz when my team drops, it's time for war.
Slaughtering baddies is what I love.
Drop a bomb from the sky. Death from above.
I'm angry now. Ya better watch out punk
Cuz I'm always in the mood to turn your army to junk!
I'm runnin' and gunnin'. Enemies can get at me.
I'm always ready for when things turn nasty!
Kick to the leg! Uppercut to the chin!
Knife to the gut and I'll bash your head in.
Wolf Boss
I'm a damn monster—RAH!
Good luck trynna lock me up.
You can pray that you won't rot
But I'm here and your backup's not.
If you're prepared to die, then simply raise your hands
I'm calling you out like brought-up-on-propaganda Aryans.
Cuz when I'm through with you, you will barely stand
And killin' you will be my one and final last demand.
From Hell I've been sent to fight on another level
Possess omnipotence and fight like the devil.
Whatever I do will make you seem shallow
No matter where you step, you're standing in my shadow.
You like to talk an awful lot
But you're ugly as a rock
So submit to my plot
Or be forced to suck my—
WHO WON?
DECIDE IN THE REVIEWS!
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