Me: OH MAN I WANTED THIS FOR A WHIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE
Asis:*Rolls eyes* Then why did you leave
Me: Because the job/hobby philosophy as I call it
Asis: Please enlighten the audience
Me: Very well the philosophy goes like this: Once something becomes expected, it becomes a job, thus required, thus loosing its desirability, however moderate breaks cause it to maintain its fun-value.
Daniel B.: Can I be in the opener
ME+Asis: NO!
(Set while Link and Lana are being instructed by the master)
Lock sat down and said" We are a peaceful group, we won't fight your war"
Zelda looked at him pleadingly" Please, We are up against an unknown enemy, they possess immense power, and are at an unknown location"
"This will only bring harm to the forest"
"Yet they might come anyway"
"But they certainly will if we attack"
Zelda thought for a minute" Then let me have troop stationed here to protect the forest you ever so cherish."
"That will not change our decision" Lock said
"Please, think about it" Zelda pleaded
(Mean while)
Terro was sprinting like a madman
"Come on guys lets rape and pillage some assholes" He shouted
Black looked at Sho.
"Why did we bring him" Black questioned
"The Master ordered me to bring two soldiers, just before the gate was destroyed." Sho replied, before asking" If we kill him who will take the blame?"
"Best not find out. TERRO GET OVER HERE!" Black shouted
Terro sprinted up to them" What's the matter old man, can't keep up"
Sho spoke" We are on a scouting mission, no violence unless necessary"
"No violence, no fun" Terro complained.
(Meanwhile)
Chuck Norris got to final round of pepper roulette
Everyone chanted" CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK"
He starred down his opponent and spun the wheel
His Asian opponent named Jhin-kwon Kii had sweat beading down his face.
"it's a GHOST PEPPER!" The crowd cheered
Chuck grabbed it, shoved it in his mouth and began chewing.
His face was determined, his opponent coughed nervously.
The timer dinged.
Everyone cheered
His opponent looked at the wheel before resigning.
Chuck smiled before walking to the restroom
The next day world war 2 was over
(Meanwhile)
Sho saw the Hyrulean guards
"Well it appears the forest has joined the war with our enemies." He said sadly
Black decided to Tell Terro the bad news( Good news in his case)
"Terro-" He said looking to his right.
Terro was Gone.
A cry of agony was heard from the forest as a hyrulean's head flew through the air.
"Yea die little bitches, aw, waa, waaa!, Waa" Terro said in a baby mocking voice, his blade cutting through several soldiers at once.
Black ran at him" Stop we don't have these orders."
"The Master won't rule me forever" Terro shouted" You are either with me or against me"
SHo looked at Black" The master will deliver punishment, we just have to ensure he doesn't die before he gets it"
Terro flung his blade cause them to burst into flames, he swung them around causing trees to burst into flames.
Sho pulled out his steel two-handed sword and charged, while Black already had his void sword cutting lives giving the angel of death(AKA: Chuck Norris) A full time job.
(Meanwhile)
"Master Lock enemies are attack" A soldier burst through the door.
"what how many, 20, 50, 100" Lock asked frantically.
"Uh, well…..3"
"Three!,"
"Sir, they killed over 50 hyruleans and are heading straight this way."
Lock's face was that of arrogance. Arrogance he would latter scold himself for.
(Meanwhile)
Sho hated having to keep up
Damn it Terro if you cost me my rank I will personally feed you to the Alatreon He thought panting as Terro leapt into the village, slashing women and men indescriminantly.
Black tried to talk Terro into calming down, however being the sociopath he is, Terro ignored him and killed children as easily as men.
SHo took on the Hyrulean sergeants. He ducked under the first one's strike and between the other two's chops. He then rolled over and slashed the second one, before stabbing the first one, and pushing the 3rd one into Terro/ Rampant crazy asshole's weapon path.
Suddenly a line of archers appeared on the inside of the wall
Even Terro stopped his psychotic rampage for a second.
A man with claws walked out onto the wall.
"Letre, Letre! Come out, come on, its me Lock, your brother" Lock shouted
"Sir" one of the soldiers pointed to a corpse in the streets
It had been slashed by Terro's sword in his rampage of doom.
Lock howled with rage and threw some poisonous knives at Terro.
"Get out of the way" Black shouted running in front of the knives.
Sho looked in horror as the old man collapsed.
Sho drew his weapon, when suddnely an arrow of light hit lock in the shoulder. He collapsed
Sho looked behind him to see the shooter.
It was a knight of the Eagle order. NO it was THE Knight of the eagle order. Ash Ketchum, Son of Jeez Leader of the eagle Knights.
"Run you fucktards" He shouted
Sho grabbed Black and threw him over his shoulder and ran with Ash, who wasn't stealthy in white glowing armor.
"Where are we running" Terro shouted.
"The only other gate we got here, the Master sent me as soon as he knew you'd fuck up" He said without warmth.
"Well nice to know he had so much faith in us"
"Faith is for God not you"
Ash's stomach growled. He pulled out some meat, removed his golden eagle helmet and ate while running.
They ran for a half an hour before Ash stopped them.
He pulled out his cloak watch and pressed some buttons on it.
Suddenly the air next to them shimmered.
A seraphim class gateway appeared, which made them run through without question.
"Will they find this gateway" Sho said.
"No, I set the charges, they'll find a pile of scraps at most" Ash finished before running off.
At the same time, Volga ran up to them.
"The Master demands a word with you" Volga said
Terro gulped.
15 guards escorted them straight to the Masters pavilion.
"Do you know the difference between a scouting mission and a sabotage one" He said
"Sir first of all on behalf of all of us I am truly sorry, and I will take the blame for not keeping my team in line" Sho said bowing shamefully
"No, You were the only one who did anything right" The Master answered, before lunging, grabbing Terro and sending him flying across the room.
"Because of your blood lust, your elder was injured and it may cost him his life" The Master said with a snarl.
"Please sir, what happened was a mistake, I will correct this" Terro pleaded limping away.
"How, How will you fix this, This is your tenth strike because you couldn't follow orders" The Master demanded.
"Please si- gawk" Terro started before the Master closed his hand on his throat.
So Ill leave it up to you in the comments
Should Terro be spared.
I know Link and Lana didn't appear in this chapter, you see I dedicated this chapter to Ocs, which I am still accepting in previous format.
Also here is an epilogue.
Lock got up clutching his shoulder.
"Good your awake" said a female guard.
"Who are you" Lock said
"My name is Echo, I was promoted a few weeks ago" Echo said with pride
"Hmm well I have a message for the princess" Echo stared at him curiously
"What is it" she asked
"we will join you in your fight against the enemy" He finished