Rap Battles of FanFiction: Sonic the Hedgehog vs Kung Fu Panda

by jweaks2016

Your favorite characters go head to head to determine who's the best. Original characters and one or two OCs in here. See a character from each side square off against each other to see who's the better rapper. Vote on who won in the reviews, and we'll see which side ultimately won at the end of the book of battles. Rated T for some language (no F bombs though).

9. Blaze the Cat vs Takami Skyfang

Previous winner: TIE (3 to 3. A dude PM'd me his vote instead of reviewing it)

RAP BATTLES OF FANFICTION!

Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Kung Fu Panda OC

Blaze the Cat vs. Takami Skyfang

BEGIN!

Takami

Get back, cheap hoe

While I drop the down low.

People in this valley know

That this time I'm no hero.

Check yo' ego.

This won't be easy bro!

I'll swiftly crush this zero

Under my fat stacks of green dough.

So knock, knock! It's Takami!

Drop a bomb like Nagasaki!

When I'm cooled down I'm pretty clever.

But when I'm not? Well, never.

Fire water on my breath.

Don't give a damn when I bring death.

Burn the ground under my feet.

And incinerate all your streets.

Fireball in my hand.

You're about to get canned.

Wield flames of fury when I'm fightin'.

Ask the ladies, cuz they're likin'.

You and me? That ain't right.

That won't be a fair fight.

I'll leave you in a body bag.

Trust me, air-tight.

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Blaze

Really? You picked a sixteen year-old to face me?

A child who looks like shit and smells like pee?

I'm an actual character! You're a made-up idea!

You're pathetic origin story is equal to diarrhea!

This is the big time, kid. I'm spittin' fire and flames

While you're stuck at home playing E video games.

You're a threat! A monster! A brute and a beast!

Grow a pair and actually insult me, at least!

Your look is awful! Your fighting threats are dank.

The only time you beat is when it's for a wank!

Come on, little buddy! Don't look so pissed!

An actual fire-wielder is having you dissed.

Your little fire flame? I've seen candles burn brighter!

I could one-up your fireballs with a drug store lighter.

You're a terrible leader, trained by an furious bitch!

Her angry down under has a seven year itch.

With your spikey hair, you could be in Dragon Ball Z!

Well bring it, Takami. You can Dragon Ball Deez!

Well swing batter-batter! Let's see what a sadder rapper can do

When he meets Blaze the Cat. This day, he will rue!

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Takami

I'm not a monster or beast by any means

But I'll burn you at the steak and tear you at the seams.

While I do this, no one will hear your screams

As I crush you like I did evil Chinese regimes.

You were horrid in '06 and were worse after that.

I bet you bang more dudes than Rouge the Bat!

I'll promise you that this big cat will step up to combat

This bilge rat who tried to step up on the mat

To face me, and soon I'll make sure that she'll go splat

Once I flick her aside like a gross fat gnat.

I just incinerated this wimp! How do ya like that?

You sure put the pussy into the cat.

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Blaze

No need to get angry and throw a little fit.

I'll light you up and then 420 Blaze it.

Then grind you into the ground like the trash that you are.

Hit you below the belt, 'cause that's where you set the bar.

Now I'll fix that bar and I'll set it high

And now that I'm on track, you're gonna exercise

Your legs and thighs until you're outta breath and die,

Because this solar-flared cat his beat every guy!

I got Silver, Sonic and Shadow by my side.

Your only help is your ugly girl, and that's for a ride.

I've got a head of fire. You've got a head of cabbage.

After this battle, call me Blaze the Savage.

WHO WON?

DECIDE IN THE REVIEWS!

A new battle approaches! Next up: Rouge the Bat vs. The Croc Bandits