Asis: Finally I have returned
Me: I though you hated this
Asis: I do, but I also love how I am going to be awesome in this chapter
Me:…..Actually that 2 chapters away. And Amourshippers, for those who follow pokemon, we WIN!
Asis:….Die
Link woke to the sound of knocking on his door. He was about to get up when he noticed a second presence in the bed.
Link kissed Lana's head before turning out of bed and pulling on his green tunic.
When he opened the door he was surprised to find it was Sho who had knocked.
"Hey thanks for the advice, oh and by the way, you've been promoted, The Master will take you to see your team, good luck".
Link frowned," Wait why, why!" Link shouted as Sho ran to the down the steps.
Link felt nervous enough to puke, but he wasted no time, as The Master was usually Busy.
As he went down He saw a group of security guards running toward the building he was supposed to meet the Master at.
This can't be good He thought and gulp
Link met Asis at the big building with a red flag.
Asis spoke first" Ready to meet your team."
Link Replied with unenthusiastically" As ready as I'll ever be".
Asis gestured for him to enter.
Before Link got to the metal door he heard" SCOUT GIVE, THAT BACK"
Next came a" Oh not so tough now are ya big guy" Followed by a" Hey maybe I'll give it a-WHACK-ahmy blood, he punched out all my blood"
Next a third party came in and said" Mmmph mphm"
"He started it"
"Scout no touch sandvich"
Link decide this was enough and he burst through the door, and was surprised himself
There were two men in the room, one was skinny as can be, the other was huge!
"SPY!, New commander" The big one shouted
Suddenly the air next to Link shimmered.
A man in a red mask and smoking a cigarette held out his hand," Gentlman"
"Hi" Link replied nervously.
Next thing he knew, he was surrounded by a group of men, all different shapes and sizes
"I am heavy weapons guy an-"
"Yo, I am The SCOUT!'
"Medic"
"Spy"
"I am the snipah mate"
"I'm a good demo man If I wasn't I wouldn't be here talking with ya today no-"
"I am Engineer, that means I solve pro-"
"Soldier here"
"MMmphm"
Suddenly a gun shot was heard
Asis walked over and said" Return to your team positions, You're overwhelming your team commander!"
They scrambled into 3 groups of 3.
Asis looked at them all and began walking in a straight line from left to right.
"Your next objective, Link, is to turn this disorganized, useless squad into a fully passed, battle ready, killing machine."
"Sir, I've never commanded a butterfly, much less a squad"
"Part of life, now get to work, you have 3 hours before their next war game, here are the tapes with each description of each class" Asis strung some CDs on the table before walking out in the camp.
Link looked at the team, sitting there in attention still.
He realized they were waiting for his order.
"Ad ease" Link said before walking into the video room and inserting the first disk.
This charade continued for about 20 minutes before Link said," Screw it, I'll ask them myself."
The first one in was Heavy.
Link decided with a simple question" What's your name"
"Misha" The Heavy stated proudly.
"Weapon?'
"Sasha"
"Sasha?"
"My favorite minigun, cost $400,000 to fire her for twelve seconds"
"And, Sasha is…. Very powerful"
"Yes, and I fear no man because of her"
"Ok so how's your relationship with your team"
"Great"
Link looked skeptical" I saw you fighting with Scout"
"He is baby man, He want to try to eat sandvich"
"Ok, Soldier"
"He insults me but is great ally"
"Medic"
"He is great doctor"
"Sniper"
"Good aim, more baby than man"
"Spy"
"Spy, Spy Ho ho ho, spy is coward"
"Demo man"
"Eh shares drinks with everybody, so he's ok"
"Engineer" Link was starting to think this team had was over exaggerated
"He tries to copy Sasha with his little baby toys"
"Ok not great. Pyro?"
Heavy went quiet.
"Hello, Pyro?"
Heavy shifted his weight" I fear no man-"
"Yes you told me"
"- But that…..thing" Heavy leaned in close.
Link mirrored him
"It scares me" Heavy whispered
Link was taken back.
He asked all the other classes. Most refused to talk, even Scout said:" Oh no, I ain't talking about that freak, he's not here is he, She?" He began to claw at his mic" How Do I get this F****** thing off!"
Spy however, had no problem sharing his opinion as he twirled his cigarette" One shudder's to imaging what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask, what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty"
"So, everyone fear him" Link asked
"If it even is a 'him'"
"Wait you don't know who Pyro is?'
"No one has seen it without it's mask and lived to tell the tale" Spy shuddered and walked out.
Well I know who to put my faith in on the battlefield Link thought before he looked at the clock.
It had been 2 hour and 55 minutes since Asis had introduced them, Crap, crap, crap, crap!i he thought as he ran out of the room and yelled" Every get ready for the war match"
Heavy fumbled out of a chair he had fallen asleep in and collapsed.
4minutes, that's how long it took them to grab their weapons.
Link began to lead them to the training field.
(4 minutes later)
Link arrive panting.
Asis frowned at him" Your late"
"Sorry sir," Link said
"Your team was the cause of your failure to be on time, therefore they will be punished accordingly" Asis stated looking at them. Heavy began to shudder
Link looked and saw Spy look as though they had been through this a number of times. Pyro also had the same expression on its face/mask.
Link acted quickly" Actually sir I dropped my bow, and I had to ask them for help" He said in a rush
"Really" Asis said skeptically.
Pyro tilted its head at Link, as did Spy.
Asis spoke in a threatening voice" Since you are the cause of your team's lateness, you will have 270 lashes, plus additional punishment if you fail, are you willing to accept this"
Link thought for a moment before answering" Yes"
Asis looked slightly shocked" Very well, the objectives are: Take out the defensive line before advancing and taking the control point, afterwards you much capture the intelligence, and bring it back to the point, failure will mean 270 lashes plus additional duties, do you accept these terms as they have been laid out to you?'
Link looked at his team before turning back" Yes we do"
"You have 5 minutes to set up a strategy, though I bet they'll go rogue the first 3 seconds, as usual." Asis stated before turning and walking to the viewing stand.
"So what are we looking at here" Link asked as he made a huddle.
No one joined the huddle, Scout just said" 18 Robot's armed with non-deadly weapons for training"
The team walked up to the opening gate.
Link was about to join them when he noticed 2 members still standing in attention
Pyro stood there waiting for orders, and next to it was Spy.
Link looked at them and pulled all his strength together to muster a plan.
He finally said" Pyro you go around and ambush anyone in the watch tower, Spy sneak around and try to stab some of them, Pyro after your done take the point."
He was met with a "Mph mph" and a " Understood"
Suddenly the gate opened up
Spy turned invisible
Well that's a new one Link thought as he rolled and shot a robot in the head with his bow, and Robo-heavy went down
A lazer dot appeared on Scout's head as he tried to run past the Robo-Heavies, Bang, and Scout is down twitching while a cyber-sniper was waving at him in a tower
Sniper tried to fire at the Robo sniper, but the Mecha Heavies sprayed him along with Medic.
Heavy blasted apart a Gear-Pyro, but was shot by the synthetic-Scout.
Eventually, Link was by himself racing toward the Control Point, he ran past the Robo-heavies and saw a lazer dot appear on his shirt
Pyro didn't believe in Link thought as he saw the Cyber-sniper aim down the sights.
Suddenly a red axe swung and whacked it's head off.
Link Looked to see Pyro walk in the window and wave.
Pyro ran and Choped the other Sniper in half.
Wait shouldn't the he- Links thoughts were cut off by him seeing the Mecha-heavies all on the ground with a sapper on them.
Spy materialized right next to him, "Ready?"
"LET'S Take that Point!" Link shouted
They ran onto the point.
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"Yea" Link shouted leaping in the air.
Pyro high-fived Spy.
"We can win thi-" Link was cut off by a rocket hitting their feet from a Robo-soldier.
So do you think Link will get punished
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