Rap Battles of FanFiction: Sonic the Hedgehog vs Kung Fu Panda

by jweaks2016

Your favorite characters go head to head to determine who's the best. Original characters and one or two OCs in here. See a character from each side square off against each other to see who's the better rapper. Vote on who won in the reviews, and we'll see which side ultimately won at the end of the book of battles. Rated T for some language (no F bombs though).

12. Mute the Hedgehog vs Wolf Boss 2

Previous battle winner: Blaze the Cat (8 to 0)

RAP BATTLES OF FANFICTION: REMATCH!

Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Kung Fu Panda!

Mute the Hedgehog (OC) vs. Wolf Boss

BEGIN!

Mute

Is this guy on my turf?

Steppin' on Mobian earth?

I'll blast him across the galaxy!

You about to give birth?

Cuz you're big and have girth

And if you say you don't? Blasphemy!

My steel Promethean sword will surely level your horde

So I suggest you ready up for war.

If we're going head-to-head you'll be dead from eating lead.

I'll make peace with you and break you like bread.

I didn't bring any weapons. Just a leash and a collar.

I'd sell ya back to hell for just one dollar.

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Wolf Boss

Can I just drop the mic like your own franchise?

Your whole team is going down like a frickin' landslide.

Your first story was a'ight. You had ideas and were fly.

But now whenever another story comes out, people just cry.

SEGA trashed so many games that came before and,

Let's face it, they're gonna get any better again.

The story is twisted like braces. I'll break it!

It's like bacon. Good until you over-cook it.

Your time is nigh and your story is dry.

They're making a new game? Dear God, let it die!

My rhymes are coming fast and this shit's getting intense,

But I'll be sure to let you die at my own expense!

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Mute

I see you tried your best, so take a seat in your place

While I give ya a grenade and watch it blow in your face!

Bleed from the needles. I feed you evil.

You just met your equal, you little Weevil Knievel.

I'm straight outta science fiction. Defy friction

And completing missions. After I murder all your bitches

I'll armor up and leave cuz my trigger-finger itches.

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Wolf Boss

You brought a government to its knees, but we did it here first.

What's next? It's not like you can do any worse.

SEGA is garbage! Trash! Just like you.

This battle is your downfall and there's nothing you can do.

Cower in fear when this dog is let loose.

Time to take your rap career and hook it up to a noose!

You're no longer a threat. Just a sad excuse.

The wolf army is here. Just face it. You lose.

WHO WON?

DECIDE IN THE REVIEWS!

A new battle approaches! Up next: Sally Acorn vs. Master Shifu